Chapter 8: 'One Night Stand'
A/N: Erm.the story has nothing to do with the title ^^; HENTAI!!!
Disclaimer: Slayers doesn't belong to me.
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"Heh heh heh! Just dump the whole packet in!"
"If this doesn't knock them out, nothing will!" Garv snickered.
"You're a genius Dynast." Dolphin giggled.
"Are you sure it'll knock them out until morning?' Phibby asked.
"According to what's written on L-sama's notes, this will keep them sleeping for the entire night."
"I don't see why we must spike the punch! Why can't we spike something else?" Zelas whined.
"You just want to drink the punch." Garv snorted.
"Also, before the actual effect of the drug get to them, we'll be able to see the guests make a fool of themselves. Phibby grinned. "This is called killing two birds with one stone."
"But why the punch?" Zelas protested.
"Everyone drinks the punch." Dynast explained. Suddenly they heard footsteps.
"Ok, everyone, at the count of three, run." Phibby ordered. The other four nodded.
"One."
"Two."
"THREE!!!"
And they ran. Like shit.
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"Blah blah blah blah Slayers World blah blah blah world domination blah blah blah."
The five chibis sighed in boredom as they watched their father yap non-stop to Chaotic Blue whom their father had invited to the annual New Year dinner.
"Ow!" Dynast yelped when something cold and hard hit him. He looked down and saw a small piece of ice on his hand. Phibby giggled across the table, a straw in his mouth. Dynast narrowed his eyes but ignored him.
Garv then decided to join in the fun. He fixed a piece of ice in his straw and aimed it at Zelas who squealed when the ice hit her cheeks.
Shabby stopped blahing for a moment to glare at them before continue yapping.
Zelas smirked and took a piece of ice from her glass. She glared at Garv and threw the whole piece at him. Garv ducked and the ice hit some innocent guest behind him.
Dolphin giggled and flicked a piece of ice at Dynast who was trying to ignore them.
Soon, pieces of ice were flying to and fro across the table at top speed.
"Blah blah blah blah BLAH BLAH!" Shabby roared as five pieces of ice hit him. The mazoku chibis snorted into their soup.
"Stop it this instance or out you go!" Shabby threatened. The chibis gulped and nodded.
All went well until dessert. Phibby was poking at his cake when something hit him. He looked up and saw Garv snickering. Then three more bolts of icing hit him. One on his forehead, two on his face. Phibby exploded.
"Take this!" he yelled and flung his cake at Dynast who was right across him. Dynast then grabbed his plate and whacked the cake away.
The five held their breath as the cake smashed into the face of Chaotic Blue.
"Bulls eye..."Zelas whispered. Even their father stopped his yapping as the cake slid off his brother's face.
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"Why isn't anybody drinking the punch?" Garv hissed to Dynast who shrugged. Their father called a halt to the dinner immediately when the cake smashed into Chaotic Blue(who stormed home), and they moved on to the ball room(not before a long and boring lecture on table etiquette) where punched was served and the guests could dance.
Then they tensed up when Shabby took a cup of punch. He brought it to his lips but he froze suddenly. Shabby stared at his drink before walking over to the five.
"Act natural!" Phibby whispered. The five chibi terrors then looked at Shabby with wide innocent eyes.
"We didn't do anything daddy!" Zelas said brightly.
"Yeah, we didn't spike the punch!" Garv smiled, rocking back and forth. Dynast kicked him.
"Itai! Why did you do that for!" Garv grumbled, rubbing his ankle.
"Shut up!"
"Why!? It's not as if he knew that we spiked the punch." Garv scowled. Dolphin slapped her forehead.
"Yeah, daddy will never suspect us. I mean, we're his kids!" Zelas told them.
"Yeah, he won't figure it out." Garv nodded his head.
Shabby looked terrified. "Kids, I can hear you."
Suddenly. the door burst open and Dark Star marched in.
"OI! SHABBY!"
Shabby winced as his 'brother' walked over and whacked him on the back. Shabby's face slammed into the cup of punch. The five mazoku lords to be stared as their father's face emerged.
"Hey, this is good." Shabby said, licking his lips, apparently forgetting that the drink had been spiked. Dark Star raised his eyebrow.
"Really? Gimme that!" and he snatched the cup from Shabby and gulped down everything.
Nothing happened. Shabby looked at his kids, then got himself a cup.
"I thought they were supposed to get drunk?" Dolphin asked.
"The drug takes time to work." Dynast explained, smirking as Ceipheed offered a cup of punch to Vorfeed.
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"Ahh..We're such geniuses." Dynast sighed. Their plan had worked. Perfectly.
"Wahahahaha!!! Look at those birdies !!! Come back birdies!!!! Oh, one birdy burst into flames! Nooooo, birdyyy!!" Lei sobbed.
"Are you getting this on tape?" Phibby asked. Dolphin nodded, giggling as Dark Star twirled around the ballroom with the table cloth wrapped around his hips like a tutu while Shabby thought that he was a chicken.
"Puck puck B'gok!" he clucked, flapping his arms around.
The five terrors collapsed on the ground, chortling uncontrollably.
"Here Boris!! Come to mamaaaaa!" Ceipheed crooned, while hugging a pillar.
"The cow jumped ovverrrr tha moooon." Vorfeed sang and jumped over a table. Of course, she did not managed to make it on her drunken state and ended up crashing to the floor, giggling about cows and goats.
The Phibby-gumi snickered, watching the other guests make a fool of themselves.
"Ohh, this is going to be great for blackmail." Zelas grinned, petting the video camera fondly.
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A/N: Ooh. This is short. To Herumaatsu Kanaru, I brought out Dark Star as you wanted. Not much of him...Don't worry, he'll appear more often in the following chapters. That is, if I get any ideas. I am currently running out of ideas to write T_T. Please review fellas!! And I'll be grateful to you forever!!! Oh, my friends and I wrote a story, but we've yet to post it up on ff.net. It's not Slayers or what. Just an original fic. I'll post it up soon. OS please go and read and review. Pleaseee. Erm, if any of you want to read it beforehand, just mail me and I'll send the first chapter to you. ^^ Ja!
A/N: Erm.the story has nothing to do with the title ^^; HENTAI!!!
Disclaimer: Slayers doesn't belong to me.
~*~
"Heh heh heh! Just dump the whole packet in!"
"If this doesn't knock them out, nothing will!" Garv snickered.
"You're a genius Dynast." Dolphin giggled.
"Are you sure it'll knock them out until morning?' Phibby asked.
"According to what's written on L-sama's notes, this will keep them sleeping for the entire night."
"I don't see why we must spike the punch! Why can't we spike something else?" Zelas whined.
"You just want to drink the punch." Garv snorted.
"Also, before the actual effect of the drug get to them, we'll be able to see the guests make a fool of themselves. Phibby grinned. "This is called killing two birds with one stone."
"But why the punch?" Zelas protested.
"Everyone drinks the punch." Dynast explained. Suddenly they heard footsteps.
"Ok, everyone, at the count of three, run." Phibby ordered. The other four nodded.
"One."
"Two."
"THREE!!!"
And they ran. Like shit.
~*~
"Blah blah blah blah Slayers World blah blah blah world domination blah blah blah."
The five chibis sighed in boredom as they watched their father yap non-stop to Chaotic Blue whom their father had invited to the annual New Year dinner.
"Ow!" Dynast yelped when something cold and hard hit him. He looked down and saw a small piece of ice on his hand. Phibby giggled across the table, a straw in his mouth. Dynast narrowed his eyes but ignored him.
Garv then decided to join in the fun. He fixed a piece of ice in his straw and aimed it at Zelas who squealed when the ice hit her cheeks.
Shabby stopped blahing for a moment to glare at them before continue yapping.
Zelas smirked and took a piece of ice from her glass. She glared at Garv and threw the whole piece at him. Garv ducked and the ice hit some innocent guest behind him.
Dolphin giggled and flicked a piece of ice at Dynast who was trying to ignore them.
Soon, pieces of ice were flying to and fro across the table at top speed.
"Blah blah blah blah BLAH BLAH!" Shabby roared as five pieces of ice hit him. The mazoku chibis snorted into their soup.
"Stop it this instance or out you go!" Shabby threatened. The chibis gulped and nodded.
All went well until dessert. Phibby was poking at his cake when something hit him. He looked up and saw Garv snickering. Then three more bolts of icing hit him. One on his forehead, two on his face. Phibby exploded.
"Take this!" he yelled and flung his cake at Dynast who was right across him. Dynast then grabbed his plate and whacked the cake away.
The five held their breath as the cake smashed into the face of Chaotic Blue.
"Bulls eye..."Zelas whispered. Even their father stopped his yapping as the cake slid off his brother's face.
~*~
"Why isn't anybody drinking the punch?" Garv hissed to Dynast who shrugged. Their father called a halt to the dinner immediately when the cake smashed into Chaotic Blue(who stormed home), and they moved on to the ball room(not before a long and boring lecture on table etiquette) where punched was served and the guests could dance.
Then they tensed up when Shabby took a cup of punch. He brought it to his lips but he froze suddenly. Shabby stared at his drink before walking over to the five.
"Act natural!" Phibby whispered. The five chibi terrors then looked at Shabby with wide innocent eyes.
"We didn't do anything daddy!" Zelas said brightly.
"Yeah, we didn't spike the punch!" Garv smiled, rocking back and forth. Dynast kicked him.
"Itai! Why did you do that for!" Garv grumbled, rubbing his ankle.
"Shut up!"
"Why!? It's not as if he knew that we spiked the punch." Garv scowled. Dolphin slapped her forehead.
"Yeah, daddy will never suspect us. I mean, we're his kids!" Zelas told them.
"Yeah, he won't figure it out." Garv nodded his head.
Shabby looked terrified. "Kids, I can hear you."
Suddenly. the door burst open and Dark Star marched in.
"OI! SHABBY!"
Shabby winced as his 'brother' walked over and whacked him on the back. Shabby's face slammed into the cup of punch. The five mazoku lords to be stared as their father's face emerged.
"Hey, this is good." Shabby said, licking his lips, apparently forgetting that the drink had been spiked. Dark Star raised his eyebrow.
"Really? Gimme that!" and he snatched the cup from Shabby and gulped down everything.
Nothing happened. Shabby looked at his kids, then got himself a cup.
"I thought they were supposed to get drunk?" Dolphin asked.
"The drug takes time to work." Dynast explained, smirking as Ceipheed offered a cup of punch to Vorfeed.
~*~
"Ahh..We're such geniuses." Dynast sighed. Their plan had worked. Perfectly.
"Wahahahaha!!! Look at those birdies !!! Come back birdies!!!! Oh, one birdy burst into flames! Nooooo, birdyyy!!" Lei sobbed.
"Are you getting this on tape?" Phibby asked. Dolphin nodded, giggling as Dark Star twirled around the ballroom with the table cloth wrapped around his hips like a tutu while Shabby thought that he was a chicken.
"Puck puck B'gok!" he clucked, flapping his arms around.
The five terrors collapsed on the ground, chortling uncontrollably.
"Here Boris!! Come to mamaaaaa!" Ceipheed crooned, while hugging a pillar.
"The cow jumped ovverrrr tha moooon." Vorfeed sang and jumped over a table. Of course, she did not managed to make it on her drunken state and ended up crashing to the floor, giggling about cows and goats.
The Phibby-gumi snickered, watching the other guests make a fool of themselves.
"Ohh, this is going to be great for blackmail." Zelas grinned, petting the video camera fondly.
~*~
A/N: Ooh. This is short. To Herumaatsu Kanaru, I brought out Dark Star as you wanted. Not much of him...Don't worry, he'll appear more often in the following chapters. That is, if I get any ideas. I am currently running out of ideas to write T_T. Please review fellas!! And I'll be grateful to you forever!!! Oh, my friends and I wrote a story, but we've yet to post it up on ff.net. It's not Slayers or what. Just an original fic. I'll post it up soon. OS please go and read and review. Pleaseee. Erm, if any of you want to read it beforehand, just mail me and I'll send the first chapter to you. ^^ Ja!
