Legal Stuff: I don't own the rights to whoever is in this story. Ha! Ha! Nintendo can't sue me now!!!!!

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If Nintendo was to make a SSBM Movie This is how I want it to go.

The Mario Bros. are now in their house in the world of Nintendo.

Mario: What-a do you want-a do?

Luigi: I know! Lets go beat up Bowser again!

Mario: Meh. I'm-a getting tired of that-a.

Luigi: You're right.

Bowser: Uhhh...I shall return! Mwhahahaha!

Bowser ran out of the door.

Luigi: I got it! Lets go to one of those coffee shops I keep on hearing about!

Mario: We have-a nothing better-a to do.

Mario and Luigi went to the first coffee shop they saw. The McCloud Cafe. Mario and Luigi walked inside the cafe.

Fox McCloud: We serve coffee!

Mario and Luigi sat at an empty table. At a table nearby two boys were playing poker or at least what they thought was poker.

Ness: Okay. Now, you have to give me your sword.

Young Link: No! You have to me your baseball bat!

Ness: I won!

Young Link: What are talking about? I won!

Ness: No you didn't!

Young Link: Yes I did!

Ness: No you didn't!

Young Link: Yes I did!

Ness: No you didn't!

Several hours later...

Ness: NO YOU DIDN'T!

Young Link: YES I DID!

Ness: NO YOU DIDN'T!

Young Link: YES I DID!

Ness: NO YOU DIDN'T!

Young Link: YES I DID!

Ness: NO YOU DIDN'T!

Young Link: YES I DID!

Ness: NO YOU DIDN'T!

Suddenly a huge boom rang throughout the MCloud Cafe.

BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

Ness: What was that?

Young Link: YES I DID!

Meanwhile at Mario and Luigi's table...

Luigi: What's that noise?

Mario: I don't-a know but I hope-a Peach is okay...

Meanwhile at Peach's castle Peach was beating up a Bowser dummy. Peach hit the dummy with a hip shot. The dummy exploded. It seems that she is not experiencing the same thing Mario and Luigi are.

Peach: Oh, did I win?

Toad: Stop saying that! You've said that exactly 1 million times!

Peach sticks her tongue out. Anyway back at the coffee shop...

BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

Ness: What is that?!

Young Link: YES I DID!

BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

The noise continued in The McCloud Cafe until a gigantic arwing crashed through the door. Out of the arwing came a feathery stranger.

Fox: We serve coffee!

Falco Lombardi: I'm Falco Lombardi.

Mario: Are you-a one of-a Bowser's henchmen?

Ness: You aren't taking my yo-yo!

Young Link: He doesn't want your yo-yo! He wants my Lon Lon Milk!

Ness: No he doesn't!

Young Link: Yes he does!

Ness: No he doesn't!

Young Link: Yes he does!

Ness: No he doesn't!

Young Link: Yes he does!

Ness: No he doesn't!

Young Link: Yes he does!

They did this all day until...

Ness: NO HE DOESN'T!

Young Link: YES HE DOES!

Ness: NO HE DOESN'T!

Young Link: YES HE DOES!

Ness: NO HE DOESN'T!

Young Link: YES HE DOES!

Ness: NO HE DOESN'T!

Young Link: YES HE DOES!

Falco: QUIET!

Ness and Young Link: Make us!

Luigi: What are you doing here?

Falco: I've come to take Fox out of here. You see, the team Star Wolf captured Fox and brainwashed him to work at a coffee shop. They thought that with Fox gone they could take care of business. So I have to take Fox back to Slippy Toad...

Young Link: (interrupting Falco) Slippy Toad?! What kind of stupid name is that?!

Young Link dropped to the floor laughing. Falco ignored him.

Falco: Slippy Toad is making a machine right now that will unbrainwash Fox.

Fox: We serve coffee!

Mario: Do you-a mind if I come-a along?

Falco: Just as long as you can fit in the arwing with that fat body.

Luigi: Uh-oh. I can't believe you just said that.

Mario: I'M NOT-A FAT!

Mario punched Falco in the stomache hard. After Falco got out of a coma he agreed to let Mario come and to not make fun of his wieght.

Luigi: I guess I should go too.

Ness: I want to come too!

Young Link: Hey! If he goes I go!

Falco: Fine! You can all come! I don't care!

Fox: We serve coffee!

Peach floated through the door

Peach: Hi Mario! Toad told me that you and Luigi were here. Who's the guy with the blue hair covering his body?

Falco: This isn't hair! These are feathers!

Mario: We're all coming-a with him to-a unbrainwash-a Fox.

Peach: Huh?

Fox: We serve coffee!

Mario: I'm going away.

Peach: Can I come?

Falco: I don't care as long as we leave right now!

Everyone got into the arwing and Falco was about ready to leave until...

Ness: Where's my yo-yo?! Who stole my yo-yo?!

Falco: It's on the table! I'll go get it you little brat.

Falco got the yo-yo and was ready to leave until...

Young Link: Where's my Lon Lon milk? I can't live without my Lon Lon milk!

Falco: It's on the counter! I'll go get it you other little brat.

Falco got the Lon Lon milk and was ready to leave until...

Luigi: I need to go to the bathroom!

Falco: WHAT?!

Luigi went to the bathroom and Falco flew the arwing into the air. 30 minutes later the arwing ran out of gas. The arwing crashed on what seemed like a gigantic island.



TO BE CONTINUED....