Chapter 9:

A/N: Firstly, so sorry for the very late update!! Gomen ne!! School has started and I'm soooo busy!! But yeaaa, I'm now a senior in my school!! *Cheers*

Secondly, I would like to thank those who gave me ideas. I know you guys want the chibis to go to school, but I don't know what to write for that!! Don't worry! I'll try my best to write it!! I've been working on one where they go camping, (Thanks a lot for the idea, S. Chaos, Marble Wry and Phina) but I'm kid of stuck^^; so anyway, here it is, chapter 9!

Disclaimer: Slayers does not belong to me…*Wonders if the chibis do*

Warnings: Contains very light yaoi. Don't worry, nothing mushy.

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"Ruby-eye-samaaa, with your eyes sooo red and beautiful!!!" a soulful voice sang.

Phibby looked at his siblings who stared back at him.

"Well…" Dynast sweatdropped.

"OH MY GOD!!!" the siblings screamed and pretended to gag.

"I can't believe uncle Dark Fog likes daddy!!" Garv retorted.

"He's our uncle, for L-sama's sake!! Zelas made a face.

"Hmm…" Dolphin frowned. "I think it's time daddy gets a life since we're all grown up."

"You're saying…" Dynast said slowly, grinning as he read his sister's mind. Dolphin smiled innocently at her siblings. It was amazing how much pure devilry could be ladled over a smile on such a sweet face.

~*~ ( A/N: Oooo, what are the terrors plotting??)

"Are you sure this will work!?" a soft voice hissed from a dark room. A hushed voice replied, "Shhh! You don't want us to alarm anyone do you!?"

"A little higher…" Garv mumbled as he reached for a small bottle. Suddenly, sounds of footsteps echoed through the hallway.

"Quick!" Zelas urged. Garv grabbed the little bottle and the chibis escaped from the back door.

"Got it!!" Garv grinned triumphantly as he held out a light blue bottle in his hand. The terrors smiled wickedly at the small bottle.

"L-sama will never know." Phibby smirked.

~*~ (A/N: OOooh my, and the plot thickens [Gomen ne, I can't help it ^^ ;])

"Just a little drop and soon daddy would be all over uncle Dark Fog" Dynast snickered as he carefully poured a little of the potion into Shabby's wine glass.

"Nah, not enough." Dolphin objected and grabbed the bottle before dumping it's entire content into the glass. The wine inside fizzled and bubbled before calming down.

"How does it work?" Garv asked curiously. Phibby smirked. "Whoever drinks this will fall in love instantly with the first person they see."

The terrors looked at each other, before chuckling evilly. "Now we wait for the wedding bells."

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Ruby-eye walked into L-sama's hall in the Sea of Chaos, looking for his kids who were missing. And that only meant one thing. Trouble.

"Hello daddy!" a sweet voice chirped from another doorway. Ruby-eye turned and saw Dolphin. Behind her are her siblings, and a dreamy-eyed Dark Fog. He gulped.

"Have a drink father!" Phibby offered as Zelas held out his wine glass. Shabby narrowed his eyes as he stared at the wine warily. Obviously he had not forgotten the spiked punch incident. He took the glass cautiously and sniffed at it. It smelt ok. Ruby-eye didn't want to drink it, but the wine was extremely tempting. Carefully, he tilted the glass and was about the sip it when Lei burst into the room and snatched the glass from his hands.

Authoress: Tuh duh duh duh!!!*Drum rolls*

Readers: Go away!! *Whacks the authoress with a hammer*

"Sorry, but I'm real thirsty!!" the mage gasped and gulped down the wine. The five stared at each other with wide, horrified eyes. They held their breath as Lei froze for a minute before crashing to the ground, unmoving. Shabby stared at his unconscious form.

"…" He was horrified all right, but he made a mental note to thank Lei personally for saving his ass when the mage wakes up. That is IF he ever wakes up. "Erm, Lei?" Shabby muttered as he prodded Lei Magnus with his foot. He jumped back when the mage's eyelids flew open. Lei shot up and came face to face with Shabby.

"…"

"Lei?" Shabby asked the mage nervously who was looking at Shabby with a very...ahem look on his face.

"Shabby-chan!!" Lei whined and hugged the very shock dark lord.

"Oops…" the chibis gulped and tried to sneak away.

"Come back!!" Shabby roared as he tried to pull away from Lei's iron grip.

"Sha…Shabby!!" Dark Fog stared in horror at the intimidate (in his eyes, that is) scene in front of him. "How could you!!??" with that the dark lord proceeded to burst into tears.

Lei glared jealously at the sobbing dark lord. "Stay away from MY darling!!" as he hugged Ruby-eye protectively.

"ARGGH!! KIDS!!" an irate and helpless yelled at the top of his voice.

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"Ohhhhh, my arms." Garv moaned.

"So much for a flawless plan." Dynast grumbled. The kids were caught by L-sama after the mother of all got to know what of Lei's plight. She quickly found an antidote for the love-sick and another for the heart-broken. Of course, not before ordering the chibis to wash all the toilets in the Sea of Chaos with a toothbrush as a punishment.

"I never want to look at a toilet in my whole life." Zelas groaned.

"This is child abuse!!" Phibby yelled.

"I didn't know that there were so many toilets on the Sea of Chaos."  Dolphin sighed. Suddenly, the door to their bedroom opened and Lanngourt poked his head in.

"Ne, do you know where Dark Fog is?" he asked cheerfully.

"Why?" Garv asked curiously.

"Your father wanted me to give him a letter."

Five eyes widened. "Lemme see!" Phibby shouted and snatched the letter from Lanngourt.

"Love letter?" Zelas asked.

"Nah. Some boring stuffs about meeting for dinner to talk about the mazoku army." He said boredly.

"Hmmm…" Dynast mused as a certain look, L-sama has when she thinks of ways to 'torture' her subjects, came into his calculating eyes. Dolphin looked at him, then at the letter.

"Are you thinking…?" she asked. Dynast nodded slowly, his ice blue eyes sparkling with rare mischief. The others look at him before realizing his plan. They chuckled nastily while Lanngourt look on nervously.

"Give us the letter!" Phibby ordered. "We'll bring it to Uncle Dark." The soon to be Earth dragon lord thrust the letter at him and ran away.

"Now we find Ceipheed." Dolphin giggled quite insanely.

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"Come on, in this way you'll get your revenge on our father." Zelas whined as she looked at Dragon God with wide pleading eyes. Ceipheed frowned slightly, and then he smiled evilly.

"All right then, I'll help you just this one." He chuckled. The chibis smiled victoriously at each other. "How do you want it to be?"

"Hmm…start it with Dear Foggy my Luv…" Dynast snickered.

"I really pity Shabby. Even he doesn't deserve this treatment." Ceipheed shook his head as he continued writing, but did not bother to hide the wicked smile that was on his face.

~*~ (A/N: Hohohoho, evil chibis and Ceipheed.)

"Fr…from Shabby-kun?" Dark Fog sniffed as he wiped away a tear from his eyes which were red and puffy from crying too much. He took the letter warily, for he had heard of the many pranks that the mazoku kids had done.

"Hai." Grav said.

The children.smiled brilliantly. Dark Fog melted instantly. He took the letter, then his eyes widened, before turning to hearts. He giggled.

"OH MY GOSH!! OH MY GOSH!!" he squealed and bounced around excitedly. "Oh no!! What should I wear for the dinner?? Is this pretty enough??" he pulled out a dress asked the kids who were sweatdropping.

"That's a dress…" Dynast muttered.

"But its pretty isn't it??" Dark Fog cooed. Then his eyes widened in horror as he caught sight of his reflection in the mirror. "Oh no! My eyes!! They're so red! And my hair! It's all dry and messy!! Pass me my Herbal Essence please!! Oh my!! Or is L'Oreal better!?? Which one smells nicer??" he asked worriedly.

Phibby coughed. "Erm we'll see you in the hall then."

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Shabby sighed as he walked into the dining hall. He knew he had to get Dark Fog make it clear to him once and for all that he was NOT interested in guys. He was surprised when he found the hall empty. Where is that guy?? He wondered as he tapped his foot impatiently on the ground.

In Dark Fog's room 2 hours ago.

"OH noooo What shall I wear!?" Dark Fog wailed in despair as he hopped around in his pink and fuzzy bathrobe.

2 hours later…

"Ooh, I hope I look pretty!!" the over ecstatic not to mention girlish dark lord struck a pose in front of the mirror.

"Oh no! Look at the time!! I'm going to be late!!" he gave a high pitch scream and dashed out of the room.

1 minute later

The door burst open again and Dark Fog rushed into his room and kissed his toy bunny.

"Wish me luck bunny-chan!!" he giggled and ran out again.

Back to the hall…

Shabby gave an impatient sigh. His kids were all seated at the table, but he remained standing, for easy escape if Dark Fog decides to try anything funny. Then Dark Fog appeared. When he saw Shabby, he gave a squeal and flung himself on a very shocked and disgusted Shabby.

"Dark Fog!! Get off me!!" Shabby shouted.

"Oh, you don't have to be embarrassed about your love for me!!" Dark Fog pouted.


"What!?"

"Have you forgotten my love, of our engagement?" he asked and showed Ruby-eye a pink letter that smelt suspiciously of perfume.

"WHAT?"

"You sent me a letter…" Dark Fog mumbled forlornly.

"Yes I did. So??"

Dark Fog gave another ear splitting squeal.

The ruby-eye lord opened the letter and read it. His eyes widening in horror as he read.

Dear Foggy mah luv,

I miss you sooo much. Sorry about the Lei thing, but I would like to tell you that I lurv only you and no one else. Please forgive my harsh attitude to you, but I would like to say that love makes on do weird things. I look forward to seeing you at our romantic candle-light dinner, and spending time in your arms tonight."

Ps. Would you marry me??

Love

Shabby

Shabby stared at the letter, his mouth hanging open as Dark Fog snuggled up to him. "Oh my love, you knew that I'd marry you!!" Dark Fog purred.

 Slowly, as if it took a lot of effort, Ruby-eye turned to the chortling mazoku chibis.

"PHIBBY! GARV! DYNAST! DOLPHIN! ZELAS!!!" he roared. And fainted.

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A/N: Poor Shabby…^^ Lol, Dark Fog is pretty cute too. Lol. Hope you guys like it. I know any wanted the chibis to go to school. I'll try to write that, ok? But of course, I'll have to do something about my homework and exams.*Sighs forlornly*