Young Link: Are we dead yet?

Ness: I think so.

Falco: We're not dead!

Mario: Are we-a sinking?

Fox: We serve coffee!

Falco: Everyone get out!

Everyone got out of the arwing in time to see it dissapear into the quicksand.

Peach: Now what do we do?

Suddenly a small monkey ran towards them

Young Link: Who are you?

Diddy Kong: I'm Diddy Kong and this Island is in big trouble.

Ness: What kind of trouble? If everyone on this Island tangled up their yo- yos them I can help them.

Diddy: No. It's nothing like that. King K. Rool kidnapped all of the Kongs on this Island except me and Donkey Kong.

Mario: Is that the same Donkey Kong that kidnapped Pauline 20 years ago?

Peach: Who's Pauline?

Mario: Uhhh.. Nobody?

Fox: We serve coffee!

Diddy: No that's not the same person. The Donkey Kong you know is an old primate now. We call him Crankey Kong.

Luigi: Well, where's Donkey Kong now?

Diddy: He's trying to sneek into King K. Rool's ship to free the other Kongs. He even has a disguise.

Ness: What kind of disguise?

Diddy: A false beard and a boot on his head....

Young Link (interrupting Diddy): What kind of stupid disguise is that?!

Young Link dropped on the floor and started laughing

Diddy: It's all right. King K. Rool is an idiot. He won't notice a thing.

Fox: We serve coffee!

Meanwhile on King K. Rool's ship...

KNOCK KNOCK!

King K. Rool: Who there?

Donkey Kong: Uhhh... DC?

Rool: What do tat sand for?

DK: Uhh... District of Columbia?

King K. Rool opened the door.

Rool: Duck of caller? Me like dat name! Yo also have a gret boot on yo head! Comb in.

Donkey Kong walked into the cabin

Rool: Wait. Me smells sometim fishy!

DK: You do?

Rool: Yup. Dinnr musta be reedy. Today we r havin Dookey King's bananas.

DK: I thought you said we were having fish.

Rool: I neever say I smells sometin fishy.

Rool showed DK his own bananas on a table. DK tried to keep it all in but he couldn't. He jumped on the table and started eating the bananas. But it was very hard to get those bananas into his mouth with that boot on his head. DK took the boot off. When DK ate those bananas there was some hair on it so he took off his beard. He no longer had his disguise on.

Rool: It's Dookey King! Get him!

All of Rool's best Kremlims fought against DK. DK was outnumbered and got captured

Last time King K. Rool and his goons locked Donkey Kong up and were about to celebrate when...

Fox: We serve coffee!

King K. Rool: What were that?

Mario: Let's-a go!

This scene may have some violent parts in it. So...Uh the viewer something is advised or whatever.

Bam! Boom! Ding! Smash! Crack! Doin! Sonk! Oink! Lunk! Ching! Konk! Clunk! Smish! Smash! Honk! Bam! Boom! Ding! Smash! Crack! Doin! Sonk! Oink! Lunk! Ching! Konk! Clunk! Smish! Smash! Honk!

Mario, Luigi, Peach, Falco,Ness, and Young Link had defeated King K. Rool while Fox served them some steaming hot coffee.

Peach: Oh! Did we win?

Mario Bros.: Yahoo! We did it!

Ness: We got to save the Kongs!

Young Link: Your right!

Falco: Mario go save Cranky Kong.

Mario: Isn't-a that DK I know-a?

Falco: Peach you go save Candy Kong.

Peach: Fine.

Falco: Luigi go save Chunky Kong.

Luigi: Okay.

Falco: Ness you go save Tiny Kong.

Ness: Fine.

Falco: Young Link go save Lanky Kong.

Young Link: I wonder if he has ever tasted Lon Lon milk?

Diddy Kong runs through the door.

Diddy: I'll go save Dixie!

Fox: We serve coffee!

Young Link: What about Fox?

Falco: I'll take him with me.

Ness: Who's going to save Donkey Kong?

Falco: We all will.

Diddy: What about my Grandma, Wrinkley Kong?

Falco: Mario is going to save her after he saves Crankey.

Mario: Why do-a I get-a all the old-a people?

Fox: We serve coffee!

Young Link: What about Funky Kong?

Diddy: He flew to Hawaii.

Young Link: What about Kiddie Kong?

Diddy: He got kidnapped by a giant apple and nobody cared.

Fox: We serve coffee!

Ness: Wait a minute! Who is Falco going to save?

Falco: I'll save Swankey Kong.

Mario: Lets-a go!

Fox: We serve coffee!

Everyone went in seperate ways. Mario found a cage with an old coot with a cane in it. Mario walked towards the cage.

Mario: You must be a Crankey!

Crankey: So we meet again fat @ss!

Mario: WHAT?

Crankey: Get away from me fat @ss!!!

Crankey starts to hit Mario with his cane.

Mario: Stop it-a! I am here to-a save-a you!!!

Crankey: You are?

Mario: YES!

Crankey: In my day,when I saved people from cages I would do it quick without losing a life!

Mario: HuH?

Meanwhile Peach had found a beutiful Kong in a cage. Peach stepped towards the cage.

Peach: Are you Candy Kong?

Candy: Yes I am. Do you want me to save your progress?

Peach: HuH?

Peach: I am here to save you!

Candy: Oh. Ok. Just let me put on some lipstick.

Peach: Hey! What kind of lipstick is that?

Candy: I make this lipstick.

Peach: No it isn't! That's mine!





Last time Mario was trying to save Cranky but Cranky kept on hitting Mario with a cane. Also Peach found Candy in a cage.



Peach: You didn't make that lipstick!

Candy(in a nervous voice): What are you talking about?

Peach: That's mine!

Candy(in a nervous voice): No it isn't!

Peach: Yes it is!

Candy: No it isn't!

Peach: Hey! Where did my crown go?

Candy started to adjust her new crown.

3 HOURS LATER...In the place the group decided to meet after they have saved the Kong that they were suppose to save.

Young Link: Hey! Stopping hogging my Lon Lon Milk!

Lankey: Too late short stuff. I drank it all up!

Young Link: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Lankey: Give me more!

Ness: Hey! Where's my precious yo-yo?



Candy started to play with her new yo-yo.

Luigi: Yum! Time to eat! All of this saving has made me hungry!

Luigi pulls out a delicious Mushroom Sandwich.

Chunky: Hey! Is that a sandwich?

Luigi: No! It's rat poison!

Chunky: As long as I can fit it in my mouth.

Chunky grabs the Mushroom Sandwich out of Luigi's hands and begins to eat.

Swankey: Hey! Will any of you fine gentlemen like to answer my question and win a prize?

Fox: We serve coffee!

Swankey: Looks like we found our first contestant!

Peach: I still can't find my crown!

Ness: I'm nothing without my yo-yo!

Young Link: I have nothing delicious to drink!

Diddy: Good thing I rescued you in time Dixie!

Dixie: In time for what?

Diddy: How am I suppose to know?

Falco: Where is Mario?

Ness and Peach continue looking for their lost valuables.

Swankey: This is your only question Fox. This is for a great prize. Here it is.

Chunky: I'm still hungry!

Lankey: Give me more of that stuff short stuff.

Young Link: I don't have anymore. You drank it all!

Swankey: What phrase do coffee shop workers say all around the world?

Fox: We serve coffee!

Swankey: You are correct!

Falco: Why isn't Mario here yet?

Luigi: I never got to eat yet!

Ness: WHERE IS MY WONDERFUL YO-YO!

Candy: I love having this yo-yo! It's so fun to play with!

Ness: If only I knew where it was.

Peach: Without my crown people wouldn't know that I'm a Princess!

Candy: I love this crown! It makes me look like a Princess.

Peach: If only I knew where it was.

Falco: What's taking Mario so long?

Luigi: I'm so hungry!

Lankey: Hey short stuff!

Young Link: Stop calling me short stuff!

Lankey: Okay short stuff!

Chunky: I want more food!

Swankey: Would you like to know what your prize is?

Fox: We serve coffee!

Falco: Where did Tiny Kong go?

Ness:I think that after I saved her she became so tiny that she dissapeared.

Falco: Ok. That makes sense.

Swankey: Your prize is 1000 coins and a brand new luxery ship!

Everyone froze.

Falco: Did you just say that Fox won 100 coins and a ship?

Swankey: 1000 coins! Not 100.



Mario, Crankey, and Wrinkley Kong walk through the door.

Mario: We are-a here!

Falco: What took you so long?

Mario: Let's a just say it was because of something a old.

Diddy: I knew Cranky would give you problems.

Wrinkley: Did you know that if try to eat cheese in the sun all day it won't taste good?

Fox: We serve coffee!

Diddy: Grandma seems to be losing her talent.

Wrinkley: Give me 2 coins and I'll tell you more.

Luigi: Did you say cheese?

Grandma: Yes!

Luigi: Do you have any?

Cranky: In my day young men wouldn't ask a old women if she had any cheese!

Mario: Hey! Where did my gloves go?

Fox: We serve coffee!

Candy started putting on her new gloves.

Young Link: Hey Wrinkley! You wouldn't happen to have any Lon Lon milk would you?

Lankey: I don't think so short stuff!

Dixie: We need to go save Donkey Kong now!

Diddy: Your right! We got to go save my cousin.

Mario: Let's-a go!

3 HOURS LATER...

DK: Thanks for everyone! That was real clever to say to Luigi that those bars were hotdogs.

Fox: We serve coffee!

All the Kongs: It's time to sing the DK Rap!

Everyone else except Fox: HuH?

Kongs:

So they're finally here

Performing for you

If you know the words

You can join in too

Put your hands together

If you want to clap

As we take you through this monkey rap

DK! Donkey Kong! DK! Donkey Kong is here!

He's the leader of the bunch

You know him well

He's finally back to kick some tail

His coconut gun can fire in spurts

If he shoots ya it's gonna hurt

He's bigger, faster, & stronger too

He's the first member of the DK crew!

DK! Donkey Kong! DK! Donkey Kong is here!

This Kong's got style

So listen up dudes

She can shrink in size

To suit her mood

She's quick & nimble when she needs to be

She can float through the air & climb up trees

If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong

With a hop and a skip, she's one tough Kong!

DK! Donkey Kong! DK! Donkey Kong is here!

He has no sytle, he has no grace

This kong has a funny face

He can handstand when he needs to & stretch his arms out, just for you

Inflate himself just like a balloon!

This crazy kong just digs this tune!

DK! Donkey Kong! DK! Donkey Kong is here!

He's back again & about time too

& this time he's in the mood

He can fly real high with his jetpack on

With his pistols out, he's one though kong

He'll make you smile as he plays his tune

But kremlings beware cause he's after you!

DK! Donkey Kong! DK! Donkey Kong is here!

Finally, he's here for you

He's the last member of the DK crew

This kongs so strong, it isn't funny

Can make a kremling, cry out for mummy

Can pick up a boulder with relative ease

Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze

He may move slow, he can't jump high

But this kong's one of hell of a guy!

DK! Donkey Kong! DK! Donkey Kong is here!

She's cute and she's a theif.

She'll save your game.

If your not looking she'll take your fame.

She's tall and pretty she's a monkey's dream.

She is not allergic to a bee.

Young Link: I can't take it anymore!

Mario: What-a is it?

Young Link: This rap is horrible!

Ness: No it isn't! It's the best I've ever heard!

Young Link: It's horrible!

Ness: No it isn't!

Fox: We serve coffee!

Young Link: Yes it is!

Ness: No it isn't!

Fox: We serve coffee!

Young Link: Yes it is!

Ness: No it isn't!

They did this all day until...

Young Link: YES IT IS!

Ness: NO IT ISN'T!

Young Link: YES IT IS!

Ness: NO IT ISN'T!

Young Link: YES IT IS!

Ness: NO IT ISN'T!

Candy: SHUT UP!

Ness and Young Link: Make us!

Candy: If I give you your lost yo-yo Ness,will you SHUT UP!

Ness: You know where my yo-yo is?

Candy: Right here.

Candy pulls the yo-yo out of her pocket.

Ness: I'll shut up. Just give me my yo-yo!

Candy gives the yo-yo to Ness. Ness starts playing with it.

Young Link: You still can't make me shut up!

Candy: I can't but I know someone who can.

Young Link: Who?

Candy: Hey Peach! I need your help!

Peach: Sorry! I'm to busy looking for my crown!

Fox: We serve coffee!

Candy: If I find your crown will you help me?

Peach: Yes!

Candy: Wow! I found your crown Peach!

Peach: Where was it?

Candy: It was on top of my head.

Peach: Whatever! Just give me my precious crown.

Candy: I'll give it to you after you help me.

Peach: What do you need my help for?



Candy whispers in Peach's ear. Peach smiles.

Young Link: Peach can't do nothing to me!

Luigi: Does anyone have any lobster?

Lankey: Who bets 10 coins that Peach will do something to short stuff?

Mario: I-a do.

Luigi: What kind of coins? Chocolate coins?

Chunky: Did somebody say Chocolate?

Fox: We serve coffee!

Young Link: Stop calling me short stuff!

Peach walks towards Young Link.

Falco: You're in trouble Young Link. I've seen women do this technique where I come from. It's quite deadly.

Young Link: Am I going to die?

Ness: Yes.

Peach walks closer to Young Link.

Young Link (thinking): She is not going to do anything to me. She is not going to do anything to me. She's coming closer! I'm going to die! To die? Or not to die? That is my question. Ahh! She's right in front of me now! She's looking at me right now! I'm going to have to act as calm and as cool as possible.

Peach: You..

Young Link (interrupting Peach): PLEASE DON'T DO ANYTHING TO ME! I'LL SHUT UP NOW! I'LL SHUT UP NOW!!!

Young Link begins to cry.

Lankey: You are such a cry baby!

DK: Look! A Spider!

Lankey: Ahhh! PLEASE DON'T LET IT HURT ME! PLEASE DON'T LET IT HURT ME! PLEASE DON'T LET IT HURT ME! PLEASE DON'T LET IT HURT ME!

Lankey begins to cry.

Candy: These gloves stink! You can have them back Mario!



3 HOURS LATER...

Falco: We have to go now.

Ness: How? The Arwing was swallowed up by the quicksand.

Fox: We serve coffee!

Peach: Why don't we use Fox's boat?

Mario: Fox's boat?

DK: While you were away Fox won a boat and 1000 coins.

Luigi: How did you know that? You weren't there either.



DK does his taunt. The X Files song comes out of nowhere.

Zelda and Older Link: It's a fanfic! It's not suppose to make sense.

Young Link: Where did you guys come from?

Zelda and Link: What did we just say?

Fox: We serve coffee!

Falco: Whoever is coming along with me should come to the boat.

Mario, Luigi, Peach, Ness, Falco, Fox,Young Link, Link, Zelda, and DK went to the boat.

Everyone on the boat said goodbye to the islandand was ready to go. Falco started the ship. The ship was sailing into the sea.

[b]Falco: Where is the closest part of land?

Luigi: According to this map that looks delicious, Cinnabar Island is the closest part of land.

Falco: Then that's where we're going.



TO BE CONTINUED...