Rugrats: Mazoku Stlye

Chapter 10: Beach Chibis

Disclaimer: Usual stuff…Characters don't belong to me na…*sighs dramatically*

A/N: Sorry for the looong update T_T As you can see, I am suffering from writers block and lots of homework.

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Phibby was pissed. He was hot, bored, and pissed. And when he was pissed, he threw tantrums. This is one such example.

"I'm bored!" he screamed, flung his body on the ground and started beating it. Nobody answered, for his siblings were all too cooped up with being hot, bored and pissed too.

"I said I'm bored!!" The hellbrat ahem hellmaster snapped in irritation. He stomped over to Garv and started to bug him. "I'm bored! So bored!"

Garv glared at him. "Don't tell me, tell daddy!" And so the chibi went to bug Shabby.

Shabby was NOT in a good mood. Firstly, he was hot. Garv had accidentally destroyed the air conditioner while playing Frisbee with…well himself. And his wonderful cup of iced coffee had melted and evaporated. Thirdly, he was being bugged by his eldest child.

"I'm hot. I'm bored. I'm hot…" Phibby chanted while dancing the hula around Shabby who was twitching madly. Then, Dolphin saved the day.

"Let's go to the beach!" she suggested, already donned in a kawaii swimsuit with jellyfish pictures. Dynast, who was standing beside her, wore a flowery beach shirt, khaki pants and a pair of Mickey Mouse sun glasses.

Shabby sweatdropped. And the sweatdrop evaporated almost instantly (as you can see, it's a very hot day)

"No."

"Why not!?" Zelas whined, as she put on an extremely big straw hat.

"Because I said so." Shabby replied, thanking L-sama or whoever for inventing that phrase.

"Puleaase!!??" the five chibies went into an even more chibi formed and gazed forlornly back at him.

Must be strong, Shabby, you must be strong…

"Oh daddy…" Phibby sang.

"What!?" he paled instantly when he saw what the hellmaster was holding.

"Don't you think it would be a pity if such a lovely marble fall to the floor, and broke into a million little pieces?" Phibby smiled innocently, as he allowed the marble to roll off his palm slowly…

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Shabby is defeated man.

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"Bah." Shabby muttered as he stuck a huge beach umbrella into the sand. The beach was a wonderful place. Full of sand, laughter and well…happiness, and that to a full grown Dark Lord was well…torture.

"Wai wai the beach!!" Dolphin squealed as she pranced around, flinging sand everywhere. Actually, to be more precise, she flung it directly at him.

"Bah." Shabby grumbled again as he glared at the over ecstatic chibi. Zelas immediately disappeared to charm other male chibis with her female chibi charm. Garv dove into the sea, and pretended to be a professional swimmer, but ended up splashing about like a drowning chibi.

"Ok, now that we're here, what are we going to do?" Phibby asked his younger brother who was sitting on the sand quietly. Dynast ignored him, and started digging furiously, sending sand flying once again towards poor Shabby who was desperately trying to brush sand away from his robes

Phibby shrugged and sauntered away, looking out for other chibis to push into the sea. He succeeded in drowning about ten chibis. The hellbrat smiled. He was happy. His soul orb collection was increasing rapidly, and he was at the beach. Then his cheerful (and rather sadistic) smile disappeared on hearing a familiar sound. Happy laughter of ryuuzokus.

Creeping up slowly, he hid behind a rock and spied on the ryuuzokus chibis Ceipheed was wrestling with a large crab that looked surprisingly like Shabby under a tiny beach umbrella. Snickering, he crept nearer, and nearer, and nearer and…

"Itai!!" Someone gave a girly squeal. Phibby looked up and came face to face with Ceipheed. Phibby blinked. Phibby smiled. Phibby ran. Then he realized that he was not moving at all, though his legs were pumping very hard. And then it dawned onto him that his legs were not touching the ground.

"What are you dong here?" Ceipheed asked suspiciously.

"Sore wa himitsu desu!" Phibby giggled, silently thanking the future Xellos for the phrase.

"So, if you're here, that means Shabby and the rest are here too huh?" Ceipheed frowned.

OK, Ceipheed was pissed as well. Firstly, his kids had bugged him all day to bring them here. They must be getting under the influence of the mazoku chibis, Ceipheed noted, they were getting better and better at using persuasion techniques. Secondly, the beach was sweltering, and thirdly, Shabby was here. That was the last straw. Ceipheed WAS PISSED.

"Let go of me this instance or I'll call my daddy to beat you up! He's bigger than you!" Phibby sniffed. Then Shabby arrived.

"Phibrizo?"

"Daddy! Save me! This scaly ole dragon is going to eat me up for dinner!" Phibby wailed.

"…Shabranigdu…" Ceipheed said coldly.

"…Ceipheed…" Shabby replied, flicking his hair back and trying to act as cool as possible. And that ensued in a glaring match. Then Shabby saw Phibby dangling above the ground.

"My baby!!" he wailed in a very not-at-all-cool way. Phibby rolled his eyes, kicked at Ceipheeds ahem and jumped to the ground. Shabby grabbed him immediately and hugged him tightly. Very tightly. Then he let go and stood up, brushing his robes dramatically, and in his most (in his own opinion) suave tone, he said coolly.

"Fancy meeting you here, Ceipheed. I was just bringing Phibrizo back for a game of beach volleyball. The two exchanged glares, which involved wagging of eyebrows and flaring of nostrils. "I don't suppose you'd like to join us?" Shabby smirked, as he tossed Ceipheed with a 'unless you're chicken' look.

Ceipheed narrowed his eyes as he returned the look that said 'as if I am'. "Bring it on, sucker."

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The stage is set…the net has been fixed, the shiny, colorful huge beach ball had been placed in the middle, and the battle thus begins.

Shabby tossed his outer robe away and flexed his so-called muscles, trying to look as macho as possible.

Ceipheed cracked his knuckles and slicked his hair back.

Shabby, not to be outdone cracked his neck put on a pair of shades. His opponent glared at him and rolled up his sleeve.

"Ahem…" Dynast coughed. The other ryuuzokus sighed in boredom and shuffled their feet while Zelas waved a "Mazokus Rawks!!" banner. The two lords glared at each other, bent their bodies, and watched intently as Dynast threw the ball up. The ball floated in the air for a while, before Newton's theory of Gravitation started to work on it, and it returned to the ground. The lords braced their bodies, narrowed their eyes, and lunged for the ball.

"Mine!!" Shabby howled as he snatched the ball from Ceipheed. "!@#$%^" the flare dragon roared and tackled Shabby's legs. The mazoku god crashed to ground, as he tried to pry his legs away form Ceipheed.

"Let go you cheater!!" He screamed as he hugged the ball tightly. Ceipheed yelped when Sahbby's leg connected with his face.

"Ow!! You're going to pay for this!!" the flare dragon shouted as he tried to snatch the ball away from Shabby. Shabby squealed as he finally untangled himself from Ceipheed and ran away as fast as he could. Ceipheed growled and flung his entire body at the Dark Lord. Both crashed onto the ground and rolled into the sea with a loud splash.

The chibis blinked.

"Don't they know how to play volleyball?" Zelas muttered. Lanngourt shrugged.

"That was embarrassing…" Garv retorted. The other dragons nodded.

"…"

"…'

"So…who wanna play beach volleyball…the correct way I mean." Vrabazard asked.

"You're on." Phibby smirked.

And in the distance, two figures could be seen fighting for a ball…

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A/N: Er…not much chibis here, I couldn't help it^^ the 'match' between the two lords was too tempting. Sorry if you guys wanted more chibis, I'll put more chibis in the next chapter. And for those who wanted them to go camping or to school…Gomen Nasai T_T I really don't know what to write *sniff* so sorry…don't' flame me ^^;;