Last time there was a lot of tears on the floor and Zelda, Link, and DK
joined in on the quest to save Fox from serving coffee. The ship was headed
towards Cinnabar Island and so were the heros.
Link: I see land!
Young Link: You do!
Link: Yes!
Young Link: Where?
Link: Behind us!
Young Link: Why would Cinnabar Island be behind us?
Link: Who said it was Cinnabar Island?
Meanwhile Luigi was serching the ship for some food. Since Luigi hasn't eaten in a while he began thinking of things that weren't even things.
Luigi: I can't beleive it! A huge hotdog!
Luigi take a bite out of the hotdog. A second later Fox shouted out a big...
Fox: WE SERVE COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
as his tail was in Luigi's jaws.
Luigi: Yuk! How old is that hotdog?
While Luigi was biting people,DK found a huge pile of delicious looking bananas on deck.
DK: I wonder how bananas are there? I'm guessing about 250. Doesn't matter because I'm going to have a feast right now!
While DK was ready to eat all of those bananas,Luigi was sneaking up to DK thinking he was a giant hamburger patty. DK grabbed one banana opened he mouth wide and shouted...
DK: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
While DK was screaming he ran from the bananas thinking that one of the bananas bit him. Then Luigi saw the glorious bananas.
2 MINUTES LATER...
Luigi: I can't believe I ate 250 bananas in 2 minutes!
Mario: I-a can. You once ate an entire can of cream cheese in 20 seconds.
Fox: We serve coffee!
BOOM! BOOM!
Falco: Everybody stay calm! Someone is firing cannonballs at us!
Ness: I see the ship that is firing at us!
Peach: I can too! Wait a minute! Is that King K. Rool?
Zelda: It looks like someone else is on the boat with King K. Rool.
Young Link: It's all right. I can take both of them down.
Ness: I doubt it.
Link: Ignore my younger self because I'm older and cooler.
Young Link: You can't be cooler than me!
Link: Yes I can!
Young Link: No you can't!
Link: Yes I can!
Young Link: No you can't
Zelda: It kinda funny how Link never really grew up.
Link: Yes I can.
Fox: We serve coffee!
Falco: We have to have four people go over to Rool's ship.
Fox: We serve coffee!
Peach: How come only four people can go?
Falco: The small boats can only hold 4 people.
DK: I'll go! I love kicking King K. Rool's @ss.
Fox: We serve coffee!
Mario: I might as well a go.
Young and Older Link: I'll go!
DK, Mario, Young Link, and Link got on the lifeboat. In about 10 minutes the lifeboat made it to King K. Rool's ship. The heros got on the ship and were ready to fight.
Rool: You made ot hair Donkey King.
DK: You are going down!
DK and Rool started fighting. Bowser appears from the shadows.
Bowser: You can not defeat me this time!
Mario: What's so different about this time?
Bowser: I found a wooden stick on DK Island.
Bowser shows a brown wooden stick to Mario.
Mario: What's so great about that wooden stick?
Bowser: I can poke you with it!
Bowser starts poking Mario with the stick.
Young Link: I knew all along that it was Bowser in those shadows.
Link: Who am I suppose to fight?
????: Me!
Young Link and Link were the only ones that heard the mysterious voice because DK and Mario were too busy fighting their rivals.
Link: Who said that?
Young Link: It's okay. I can deal with whoever said that.
Link: Everyone ignore my younger self because I am the one who will deal with the owner of the mysterious voice.
DK just hit Rool with a full charged punch sending King K. Rool flying.
DK: Rool is defeated again.
Meanwhile,Mario has stolen Bowser's stick and started poking Bowser with the piece of wood.
Bowser: The poking is unbearable! I shall return!
Mario: Yahoo! I did it!
Mario: Let's a go back to back to the ship.
????: Not so fast!
A mysterious shape walked from the shadows.
DK: Who are you?
Mario: Who is a that?
Young and Older Link: It's Gannondorf!
DK: I bet he isn't as tough as me!
DK ran towards Gannondorf. Gannondorf Warlock Punched DK. DK was out cold.
Mario: I'll a take him down!
Mario ran towards Gannondorf. Gannondorf used his Wizard Foot on Mario. Mario was out cold. Gannondorf stared at the Links with an evil look in his eye.
Link: There's only one way to take him down.
Young Link: You're right! I have to beat him up while your out of my way.
Link: No! I hate to say it but...I think we have to work together.
Young Link: Really?
Link: Nah! I was just kidding!
Young Link: Good! I was scared there for a minute.
Link: Scared?
Young Link: I meant I wasn't scared. I'm never scared!
Gannondorf: *Cough*Cough*
Link: Never scared?
Young Link: That's right! I'm never scared!
Link: Ok. I think I have an idea.
Young Link: What is it?
Link: Let's not get close Gannondorf. Let's use our bows and bombs. Getting close to Gannondorf was Mario's and DK's mistake.
Young Link: Great idea...
Link: I thought so.
Young Link: For a really hairy stupid uncool idiot.
Link: You know you are talking about yourself in 7 years don't you?
Young Link: Fine! We'll use your plan.
Link whispers into Young Link's ear. Young Link nods.
Gannondorf: You cannot defeat a dark evil lord such as I.
Young Link: Who's I?
Gannondorf: I am I!
Link: Really? I thought you were Gannondorf.
Gannondorf: I am Gannondorf!
Young Link: How can you be Gannon,Gannondorf,and I?
Gannondorf: Stop it!
Link: Stop what?
Gannondorf: Stop irritating me!
Young Link: Why?
Gannondorf: Because your driving me insane!
Link: Your insane?
Gannondorf: YES! I shall return with a plan!
Young Link: See ya!
Mario and DK woke up.
Mario: Did you a get rid of that guy?
Link: Yeah.
Young Link: I did all the work. He didn't even help me out!
Link: What are you talking about? I did all the work!
Young Link: No you didn't!
Link: Yes I did!
Young Link: No you didn't!
Link: Yes I did!
Young Link: No you didn't!
Link: Yes I did!
Young Link: No you didn't!
Link and Young Link argued all the way back to Fox's ship. By the time Mario,DK,Young Link,and Link made it back to Fox's ship the ship made it to Cinnabar.
Falco: We're here!
TO BE CONTINUED.....
Link: I see land!
Young Link: You do!
Link: Yes!
Young Link: Where?
Link: Behind us!
Young Link: Why would Cinnabar Island be behind us?
Link: Who said it was Cinnabar Island?
Meanwhile Luigi was serching the ship for some food. Since Luigi hasn't eaten in a while he began thinking of things that weren't even things.
Luigi: I can't beleive it! A huge hotdog!
Luigi take a bite out of the hotdog. A second later Fox shouted out a big...
Fox: WE SERVE COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
as his tail was in Luigi's jaws.
Luigi: Yuk! How old is that hotdog?
While Luigi was biting people,DK found a huge pile of delicious looking bananas on deck.
DK: I wonder how bananas are there? I'm guessing about 250. Doesn't matter because I'm going to have a feast right now!
While DK was ready to eat all of those bananas,Luigi was sneaking up to DK thinking he was a giant hamburger patty. DK grabbed one banana opened he mouth wide and shouted...
DK: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
While DK was screaming he ran from the bananas thinking that one of the bananas bit him. Then Luigi saw the glorious bananas.
2 MINUTES LATER...
Luigi: I can't believe I ate 250 bananas in 2 minutes!
Mario: I-a can. You once ate an entire can of cream cheese in 20 seconds.
Fox: We serve coffee!
BOOM! BOOM!
Falco: Everybody stay calm! Someone is firing cannonballs at us!
Ness: I see the ship that is firing at us!
Peach: I can too! Wait a minute! Is that King K. Rool?
Zelda: It looks like someone else is on the boat with King K. Rool.
Young Link: It's all right. I can take both of them down.
Ness: I doubt it.
Link: Ignore my younger self because I'm older and cooler.
Young Link: You can't be cooler than me!
Link: Yes I can!
Young Link: No you can't!
Link: Yes I can!
Young Link: No you can't
Zelda: It kinda funny how Link never really grew up.
Link: Yes I can.
Fox: We serve coffee!
Falco: We have to have four people go over to Rool's ship.
Fox: We serve coffee!
Peach: How come only four people can go?
Falco: The small boats can only hold 4 people.
DK: I'll go! I love kicking King K. Rool's @ss.
Fox: We serve coffee!
Mario: I might as well a go.
Young and Older Link: I'll go!
DK, Mario, Young Link, and Link got on the lifeboat. In about 10 minutes the lifeboat made it to King K. Rool's ship. The heros got on the ship and were ready to fight.
Rool: You made ot hair Donkey King.
DK: You are going down!
DK and Rool started fighting. Bowser appears from the shadows.
Bowser: You can not defeat me this time!
Mario: What's so different about this time?
Bowser: I found a wooden stick on DK Island.
Bowser shows a brown wooden stick to Mario.
Mario: What's so great about that wooden stick?
Bowser: I can poke you with it!
Bowser starts poking Mario with the stick.
Young Link: I knew all along that it was Bowser in those shadows.
Link: Who am I suppose to fight?
????: Me!
Young Link and Link were the only ones that heard the mysterious voice because DK and Mario were too busy fighting their rivals.
Link: Who said that?
Young Link: It's okay. I can deal with whoever said that.
Link: Everyone ignore my younger self because I am the one who will deal with the owner of the mysterious voice.
DK just hit Rool with a full charged punch sending King K. Rool flying.
DK: Rool is defeated again.
Meanwhile,Mario has stolen Bowser's stick and started poking Bowser with the piece of wood.
Bowser: The poking is unbearable! I shall return!
Mario: Yahoo! I did it!
Mario: Let's a go back to back to the ship.
????: Not so fast!
A mysterious shape walked from the shadows.
DK: Who are you?
Mario: Who is a that?
Young and Older Link: It's Gannondorf!
DK: I bet he isn't as tough as me!
DK ran towards Gannondorf. Gannondorf Warlock Punched DK. DK was out cold.
Mario: I'll a take him down!
Mario ran towards Gannondorf. Gannondorf used his Wizard Foot on Mario. Mario was out cold. Gannondorf stared at the Links with an evil look in his eye.
Link: There's only one way to take him down.
Young Link: You're right! I have to beat him up while your out of my way.
Link: No! I hate to say it but...I think we have to work together.
Young Link: Really?
Link: Nah! I was just kidding!
Young Link: Good! I was scared there for a minute.
Link: Scared?
Young Link: I meant I wasn't scared. I'm never scared!
Gannondorf: *Cough*Cough*
Link: Never scared?
Young Link: That's right! I'm never scared!
Link: Ok. I think I have an idea.
Young Link: What is it?
Link: Let's not get close Gannondorf. Let's use our bows and bombs. Getting close to Gannondorf was Mario's and DK's mistake.
Young Link: Great idea...
Link: I thought so.
Young Link: For a really hairy stupid uncool idiot.
Link: You know you are talking about yourself in 7 years don't you?
Young Link: Fine! We'll use your plan.
Link whispers into Young Link's ear. Young Link nods.
Gannondorf: You cannot defeat a dark evil lord such as I.
Young Link: Who's I?
Gannondorf: I am I!
Link: Really? I thought you were Gannondorf.
Gannondorf: I am Gannondorf!
Young Link: How can you be Gannon,Gannondorf,and I?
Gannondorf: Stop it!
Link: Stop what?
Gannondorf: Stop irritating me!
Young Link: Why?
Gannondorf: Because your driving me insane!
Link: Your insane?
Gannondorf: YES! I shall return with a plan!
Young Link: See ya!
Mario and DK woke up.
Mario: Did you a get rid of that guy?
Link: Yeah.
Young Link: I did all the work. He didn't even help me out!
Link: What are you talking about? I did all the work!
Young Link: No you didn't!
Link: Yes I did!
Young Link: No you didn't!
Link: Yes I did!
Young Link: No you didn't!
Link: Yes I did!
Young Link: No you didn't!
Link and Young Link argued all the way back to Fox's ship. By the time Mario,DK,Young Link,and Link made it back to Fox's ship the ship made it to Cinnabar.
Falco: We're here!
TO BE CONTINUED.....
