We interrupt this fanfiction to bring you this important Bulletin.
Shen here. I must say that I am totally amazed at how popular my story is among all of you Escaflowne fans. It was just something I started writing because I thought Esca needed more… well, just more of Esca. If that makes any sense…
Audience: *Blank stare*….
Shen: Eh heh heh…Right. So anyway, I just wanted everyone to know why I haven't been writing recently. Well, it's the government. And Sunrise. See, they're part of a joint conspiracy out to quelsh the creativity of young minds. And to force those young minds to buy X-boxes. Yes, X-boxes. It turns out the friggin things are that big for a reason. They're filled with pure evil, and contain devices which warp a child's mind into liking such things as "Canned Cheese" and "Spam"…. *shivers*
Gobano: LIES!!! ALL LIES!! The HUman merely decided that porn and chicken was a better waste of time!! He's a pervert, and fattens himself on the crusty breaded meats of greasy poultry!
Shen: Hey!! Fried Chicken is good! And I do NOT look at porn!
Gobano: Oh no? Then what's THIS!!!? *whips out a magazine that says "I am l33t pr0n. Ph33r m3." And has a crudely drawn female on it*
Shen: …. That's a pathetic excuse for magazine you cut out of some cardboard boxes.
Gobano: YOU MAY HAVE WON THE BATTLE NOW, PUNY SHEN-THING, BUT ONE DAY I WILL HAVE THE LAST LAUGH, AND YOU SHALL SUFFER SCREAMING DOOMY DOOM!!!
Shen: Yeah, anyway, what I really want to say is that I haven't stopped the story. Due to school and the fact that I haven't watched Escaflowne for quite some time, my creativity is in a bit of a rut, and I don't want the next chapter to be garbage. So, until I get Escaflowne and watch it again (which will be on my next paycheck, hopefully…) to kick start my creativity again, I'll have to keep the story on a temporary hiatus. But that just means it'll be all the better once the next chapter right? Right. So in the meantime, I leave you with GIR. GIR?
GIR: *falls down from the ceiling* HI!!!!
Shen: Enjoy.
