Legal Disclaimer: I don't own Star Ocean or Mad River Ice tea.
Well, people seemed to like our commercials so here's another series
of commercials.
Uh-oh, looks like you missed Chisato. First, restart the game. Second, drink a mad river ice tea. Will it's natural herbs and spices replace Tear Gas? No! You're gonna wish you had it. But since you can't beat things cheaply and easily why deny yourself a great tea.
Uh-oh, looks like you can't hurt the Ten Wise Men. First, get antimatter weapons. Second drink a Mad River Ice Tea. Will it's ginseng and herbal spices help you hurt the Wise Men? No! You're gonna get smacked around like a ho. But before you die why not enjoy a great tea.
Uh-oh, looks like you forgot to open the chest with the Angel Armband. First, go back down there. Second, drink a Mad River Ice Tea. Will it protect you from all the enemies on the way down? No! You're gonna get your butt kicked. But before you lose your life trying to get the Angel Armband, enjoy a great tea.
Uh-oh, looks like you walked on the tenth floor of the Cave of
Trial. First, equip a star guard. Second, drink a Mad River
Ice Tea. Will it spices stop those enemies from killing you? NO! Those live flayers are gonna pump you full of lead. But
before you see the game over screen, why not enjoy a great tea.
Credits: Derrick for the 3rd commercial.
Extra: If you can think of others then you can email them to me
and I'll add them in the next chapter. I'll also give you credit. Just tell me what you want me to call you in the credit section
