The Anime Commercials: Chapter 2:

(A/N: Same as always, don't own any thing kay?)

(Commercial #2; Demon Exorcism Exterminator commercial broadcasted in the Sengoku Jidai ; characters: Sango & Miroku)

Sango: Konnichiwa fellow humans! Has your village been 'visited' by demons lately?

Miroku: Well never fear! Miroku-sama's here!

Sango: What do you mean just Miroku??? Hmmmm????

Miroku: I wasn't finished yet my dear! Ahem...as I was saying Miroku-sama and his lovely-soon-to-bear-my-child Sango-sama is here!

Sango: That's ri-WHAT?! Since when did I agree to bear your child Miroku- sama!?

Miroku: Since ever my dear!

Sango: Grrr...Anywayz if you have a demon problem in your village we're here to help! ^_~

Miroku: By any chance, if any of you lovely women are watching this, would you bear my child?-

(Miroku is pushed off the side of the screen by Sango.)

Sango: MIROKU-SAMA YOU BAKA!!!!!

*SLAP!*

Miroku: When I get a chance to be seen on this device Kagome-chan calls a televison by countless beautiful women-

Sango: Don't make me send Kirara after you, Hoshi-sama...-_-

(Sadly, Miroku fears Kirara.)

Miroku: NO NO NOT THE CAT ANYTHING BUT THE CAAAAT!!!!

Sango: Then just stop embarassing us! Anywayz...give us a call or send a letter to Kaede! 1-800-EXTERMINATE!

(People watching through Kagome's portable television.)

Viewers: *sweatdrops*

(End of Commercial #2)