OK! This story is caffeine/alcohol induced! So please! Please! BEAR MY
CHILD! UM er nevermind that. I'm female..I WANNA BEAR YOUR CHILD! Heh-hic-
Draco: I SUNK YOUR BATTLESHIP!!
Harry: Malfoy we're playing chess..
Draco: O.O I KNEW THAT.
Hermione: Why are you screaming?
Draco: CAUSE THE MUFFIN MAN WILL TELL THE GINGERBEARD MAN THAT THE COOKIE MONSTER WAS HAVING LUNCH WITH JERRY SPRINGER AND THEN THE MACCRONI MEN COME AFTER ME AND TAKE ME SPEEN!
Harry: Um....the muffin man?
Draco: DO YOU KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN?
Herminone: The one that lives on Dowery lane?
Draco: YES! SHE'S MARRIED TO THE MUFFIN MAN! -points at Ginny who was just minding her own busy-
Ginny: Who me?
Harry and Draco: YES YOU!
Ginny: Wasn't me.
Hermione: That did what?
Harry and Draco: -very hyperly- THAT STOLE THE COOKIE'S FROM THE COOKIE JAR!
Ginny: It was.HIM!
Lord Voldermort: O.O -Looks at them from behind the couch where he was playing with barbies- WHO ME!?
All: YES YOU!
.Long silenced pause.
Then suddenly the author breaks into song!
Author: I'M JUST A SWEET TRANSVISTITE! FROM TRANSEXAUL TRANSVINIA! -starts dancing in computer chair-
Some where else in the school. Snape has a VERY unhealthy problem.
Snape: -dressed as little Bo-peep- AWW THE CUTE WITTLE SHEEP! OH WHERE HAS MY SHEEP GONE! THEY'VE LEFT ME! -cry's himself straight into the Hogwarts mentally house-
Draco: LIKE OMIGOD! DID YOU JUST SEE THAT?
Harry: LIKE YES! I LIKE SO DID!
Draco and harry sneak into a corner to discuss rather disturbing things only teen-age girls would gossip about.
Hermione: -wearing a tube top and black leather TIGHT pants.- Come on Ginny let's go catch us some ass.
Author: OH GOD I'M SO------
Draco: -has several HOT PINK stripes through his once beautiful blond hair- LIKE OMIGOD! Hermione! Who does your hair!?
Harry: Yes! Like girlfriend you have to tell us! Plwease!
Hermione: -Stares abit- LIKE OK!
Ginny: -feels rather left out.-
Lord Voldermort: -feel rather left out.-
Ginny and lord Voldermort notice each other and it's LOVE at first sight!
They start snogging on the couch by Harry, Draco, and Hermione conversing about which fingernail polish would look good on Brad Pitt.
Harry: Like OK! If you could have anyone! Like who would you have?
Draco: -giggles madly like the little schoolgirl he thinks he is.at the moment.- Like I'd take Tom Riddle.
Hermione: O.O BUT ISN'T HE DEAD? AND SINCE WHEN HAVE YOU BEEN GAY?
Author: -gasp- DRACO MALFOY WILL NOT BE GAY IN MY STORY! SORRY GIRLS! -Rewrites-
Draco: -is back to normal- Um.what?
Harry: -looks around- Hey um is that Ginny and Voldermort snogging on the couch?
Hermione: Where?
Draco: Er.behind you.
They all turn.
Hermione: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! THEY DOING MORE THAN SNOGGING!!!
Harry and Draco are right there in the action.
Harry: Is that position possible? -confused look-
Draco: yea. But you have to be VERY flexible. VERY.
Harry: -nods in understanding- Ooh! I see now!
Draco: It all depends on your will! Ya know?
Harry: Yea.
Hermione: OH MY GOD! WHY ARE YOU WATCHING THAT! -her eyes are covered.-
Draco and Harry: -gasp- AND MISS A FREE SHOW!?
Harry: No dear Hermione! That's not possible. Not to watch is depriving us men of what we truly need.
Draco: -nods then blinks- Er.what's that again?
Harry: TO GET LAIDDDDDDD!
Draco and Harry run out of where ever they were in search of loose Hogwarts girls.
Ok..NEED MORE CAFFEINE OR ALCOHOL! Which ever comes first...
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN! SO GET OFF ME BACK!
Draco: I SUNK YOUR BATTLESHIP!!
Harry: Malfoy we're playing chess..
Draco: O.O I KNEW THAT.
Hermione: Why are you screaming?
Draco: CAUSE THE MUFFIN MAN WILL TELL THE GINGERBEARD MAN THAT THE COOKIE MONSTER WAS HAVING LUNCH WITH JERRY SPRINGER AND THEN THE MACCRONI MEN COME AFTER ME AND TAKE ME SPEEN!
Harry: Um....the muffin man?
Draco: DO YOU KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN?
Herminone: The one that lives on Dowery lane?
Draco: YES! SHE'S MARRIED TO THE MUFFIN MAN! -points at Ginny who was just minding her own busy-
Ginny: Who me?
Harry and Draco: YES YOU!
Ginny: Wasn't me.
Hermione: That did what?
Harry and Draco: -very hyperly- THAT STOLE THE COOKIE'S FROM THE COOKIE JAR!
Ginny: It was.HIM!
Lord Voldermort: O.O -Looks at them from behind the couch where he was playing with barbies- WHO ME!?
All: YES YOU!
.Long silenced pause.
Then suddenly the author breaks into song!
Author: I'M JUST A SWEET TRANSVISTITE! FROM TRANSEXAUL TRANSVINIA! -starts dancing in computer chair-
Some where else in the school. Snape has a VERY unhealthy problem.
Snape: -dressed as little Bo-peep- AWW THE CUTE WITTLE SHEEP! OH WHERE HAS MY SHEEP GONE! THEY'VE LEFT ME! -cry's himself straight into the Hogwarts mentally house-
Draco: LIKE OMIGOD! DID YOU JUST SEE THAT?
Harry: LIKE YES! I LIKE SO DID!
Draco and harry sneak into a corner to discuss rather disturbing things only teen-age girls would gossip about.
Hermione: -wearing a tube top and black leather TIGHT pants.- Come on Ginny let's go catch us some ass.
Author: OH GOD I'M SO------
Draco: -has several HOT PINK stripes through his once beautiful blond hair- LIKE OMIGOD! Hermione! Who does your hair!?
Harry: Yes! Like girlfriend you have to tell us! Plwease!
Hermione: -Stares abit- LIKE OK!
Ginny: -feels rather left out.-
Lord Voldermort: -feel rather left out.-
Ginny and lord Voldermort notice each other and it's LOVE at first sight!
They start snogging on the couch by Harry, Draco, and Hermione conversing about which fingernail polish would look good on Brad Pitt.
Harry: Like OK! If you could have anyone! Like who would you have?
Draco: -giggles madly like the little schoolgirl he thinks he is.at the moment.- Like I'd take Tom Riddle.
Hermione: O.O BUT ISN'T HE DEAD? AND SINCE WHEN HAVE YOU BEEN GAY?
Author: -gasp- DRACO MALFOY WILL NOT BE GAY IN MY STORY! SORRY GIRLS! -Rewrites-
Draco: -is back to normal- Um.what?
Harry: -looks around- Hey um is that Ginny and Voldermort snogging on the couch?
Hermione: Where?
Draco: Er.behind you.
They all turn.
Hermione: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! THEY DOING MORE THAN SNOGGING!!!
Harry and Draco are right there in the action.
Harry: Is that position possible? -confused look-
Draco: yea. But you have to be VERY flexible. VERY.
Harry: -nods in understanding- Ooh! I see now!
Draco: It all depends on your will! Ya know?
Harry: Yea.
Hermione: OH MY GOD! WHY ARE YOU WATCHING THAT! -her eyes are covered.-
Draco and Harry: -gasp- AND MISS A FREE SHOW!?
Harry: No dear Hermione! That's not possible. Not to watch is depriving us men of what we truly need.
Draco: -nods then blinks- Er.what's that again?
Harry: TO GET LAIDDDDDDD!
Draco and Harry run out of where ever they were in search of loose Hogwarts girls.
Ok..NEED MORE CAFFEINE OR ALCOHOL! Which ever comes first...
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN! SO GET OFF ME BACK!
