Harry Potter and the killer fruits!
It was like any normal day at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry! Hermione was hanging with Ron who was trying to keep Harry's shizophenia down.
Harry: OH MY GODIE!!!!! WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE CLOUD!!! TARTER SAUCEEEEE!!!!!
Butters (Harry's other side): LOOK LOOK IT'S! IT'S!
Harry/Butters points at the great hall and Draco Malfoy comes running out screaming like a little school girl. OH WAIT! HE IS ONE!! HA HA HA!
Rc: -hugs Draco- I DIDN'T MEAN IT!
Draco runs up to the trio and screams:
Draco: THE FRUIT! THE FRUIT! FFFFFFRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
Ron and Hermione blink as they see Draco latch on to Harry crying his eyes out.
Harry blinks then wraps his arms around Draco.
Harry: DRACO! DON'T CRY! TOAST! I'LL KEEP YOU SAFE! POGO!
Butters: OH NO! WATCH OUT! THE GRAPEFRUIT ARE ATTACKING!
A grapefruit hits Hermione on the head causing her to change her thinking process.
Hermione rips off her shirt and then proceeds to run around screaming something about lollipops, gingerbread men, and THE SKY IS FALLING THE SKY IS FALLING!!!!
Ron is gaging at Hermione's chest and doesn't see the tomato (YES TOMATO'S ARE FRUIT) hit him square in the chest. He looks down.
Ron: OH GOD NO! I'VE BEEN HIT! I'M DIEING! HERMIONE SCREW ME NOW! SCREW ME NOW SO I CAN DIE HAPPY!
Hermione looks over and smiles sweetly.
Hermione: No I'd rather not....YOU POOR ASSCUSE FOR A HUMAN! THE MAN I REALLY WANT IS...
She suddenly jumps Professor Snape and they start shagging right there. Ron, disgusted, dies. Even through he was only hit with a tomato, he has died because he struck a spork up his ass and shoved two quills in his eyes. Hence he bleed....to death.
But the real reason he died was because......really.....I REALLY HATE RON!
Harry/Butters is snogging Draco in the middle of the hall unaware that Hermione and Snape are shagging two steps over and fruit is taking over the school.
But ah who the hell cares.....WHEN YOUR IN LOVE!!!!!
Harry and cast suddenly break into song.
Harry: Time's have changed. Our kids are kids are getting worse. They wont obey their parents They just want to fart and curse!
Draco: Should we blame the government?
Hermione: Or blame society?
Men: Or should we blame the images on TV?
Harry: No, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
Harry: With all their beady little eyes. And flappin heads so full of lies
Everyone: Blame Canada. Blame Canada
Harry: We need to form a full assault
Everyone: It's Canadas fault!
Draco: Don't blame me. For my son Stan. He saw the darn cartoon. And now he's off to join the Klan!
Hermione: And my boy Eric once. Had my picture on his shelf But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself!
Harry: Well, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada. It seems that everythings gone wrong Since Canada came along
Everyone: Blame Canada. Blame Canada
Some Guy: There not even a real country anyway
Snape: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer it's true. Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue
-Everyone stops as two girls come marching down the hall-
Rc: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka. You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka. You're an uncle fucka, yes its true. Nobody fucks uncles quite like you
Shan: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka. You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka. You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn, You just fuck your uncle all day long
-the two girls march away-
-everyone blinks then continues-
Everyone: Should we blame the matches?. Should we blame the fire? Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Harry: Heck no!
Everyone: Blame Canada. Blame Canada
Harry: With all their hockey hubbabaloo
Hermione: And that bitch Anne Murray too
Everyone: Blame Canada. Shame on Canada. The smut we must stop. The trash we must smash. Laughter and fun must all be undone. We must blame them and cause a fuss. Before someone thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus
Dumbledore: END! -runs away with porn-
Everyone at Hogwarts: THAT'S THE END FOLKS!
It was like any normal day at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry! Hermione was hanging with Ron who was trying to keep Harry's shizophenia down.
Harry: OH MY GODIE!!!!! WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE CLOUD!!! TARTER SAUCEEEEE!!!!!
Butters (Harry's other side): LOOK LOOK IT'S! IT'S!
Harry/Butters points at the great hall and Draco Malfoy comes running out screaming like a little school girl. OH WAIT! HE IS ONE!! HA HA HA!
Rc: -hugs Draco- I DIDN'T MEAN IT!
Draco runs up to the trio and screams:
Draco: THE FRUIT! THE FRUIT! FFFFFFRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
Ron and Hermione blink as they see Draco latch on to Harry crying his eyes out.
Harry blinks then wraps his arms around Draco.
Harry: DRACO! DON'T CRY! TOAST! I'LL KEEP YOU SAFE! POGO!
Butters: OH NO! WATCH OUT! THE GRAPEFRUIT ARE ATTACKING!
A grapefruit hits Hermione on the head causing her to change her thinking process.
Hermione rips off her shirt and then proceeds to run around screaming something about lollipops, gingerbread men, and THE SKY IS FALLING THE SKY IS FALLING!!!!
Ron is gaging at Hermione's chest and doesn't see the tomato (YES TOMATO'S ARE FRUIT) hit him square in the chest. He looks down.
Ron: OH GOD NO! I'VE BEEN HIT! I'M DIEING! HERMIONE SCREW ME NOW! SCREW ME NOW SO I CAN DIE HAPPY!
Hermione looks over and smiles sweetly.
Hermione: No I'd rather not....YOU POOR ASSCUSE FOR A HUMAN! THE MAN I REALLY WANT IS...
She suddenly jumps Professor Snape and they start shagging right there. Ron, disgusted, dies. Even through he was only hit with a tomato, he has died because he struck a spork up his ass and shoved two quills in his eyes. Hence he bleed....to death.
But the real reason he died was because......really.....I REALLY HATE RON!
Harry/Butters is snogging Draco in the middle of the hall unaware that Hermione and Snape are shagging two steps over and fruit is taking over the school.
But ah who the hell cares.....WHEN YOUR IN LOVE!!!!!
Harry and cast suddenly break into song.
Harry: Time's have changed. Our kids are kids are getting worse. They wont obey their parents They just want to fart and curse!
Draco: Should we blame the government?
Hermione: Or blame society?
Men: Or should we blame the images on TV?
Harry: No, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
Harry: With all their beady little eyes. And flappin heads so full of lies
Everyone: Blame Canada. Blame Canada
Harry: We need to form a full assault
Everyone: It's Canadas fault!
Draco: Don't blame me. For my son Stan. He saw the darn cartoon. And now he's off to join the Klan!
Hermione: And my boy Eric once. Had my picture on his shelf But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself!
Harry: Well, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada. It seems that everythings gone wrong Since Canada came along
Everyone: Blame Canada. Blame Canada
Some Guy: There not even a real country anyway
Snape: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer it's true. Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue
-Everyone stops as two girls come marching down the hall-
Rc: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka. You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka. You're an uncle fucka, yes its true. Nobody fucks uncles quite like you
Shan: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka. You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka. You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn, You just fuck your uncle all day long
-the two girls march away-
-everyone blinks then continues-
Everyone: Should we blame the matches?. Should we blame the fire? Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Harry: Heck no!
Everyone: Blame Canada. Blame Canada
Harry: With all their hockey hubbabaloo
Hermione: And that bitch Anne Murray too
Everyone: Blame Canada. Shame on Canada. The smut we must stop. The trash we must smash. Laughter and fun must all be undone. We must blame them and cause a fuss. Before someone thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus
Dumbledore: END! -runs away with porn-
Everyone at Hogwarts: THAT'S THE END FOLKS!
