Title: Movie Marathon
Author: HM
Rating: PG
Summary: The JAG staff go to a move marathon
Disclaimer: I do not own JAG. This is for pure fun
Thoughts ' '
Conversations " "
CHAPTER FOUR
Movie Theatre
Georgetown
8:45pm (EST)
Saturday Night
Mac and Harm sit in silence as everyone looks at them.
"Why are they looking at us?" Harm asks
"It's probably cuz of you"
"Me?"
"Yeah you, Well you're the one half naked"
"Do you think they know?"
"Well you weren't all that subtle in taking your pants off"
Harm turns a deep red and squirms in his seat.
"Only kidding. Other than hitting a few seats they didn't notice"
Harm looks relieved
"Then why?" Harm says quietly
"How should I know?"
"Well..."
"Well..what do you think I became a mind reader all of a sudden?"
"No"
"Well let's just forget about it and watch the movie"
"Ok"
"Hey Harm what movie is this anyway?"
"Erin something?"
"Ohh yeah Erin Brokovich"
Harm and Mac continue to watch the video and soon the whispering dies down and everyone resumes watching the movie.
15 minutes Later
"Well that was a good movie" Harriet smiles
"Yeah" the others agree
"There called boobs Ed" Mimics Loren
Everyone laughs at Loren's attempt to mimic
"I wonder what kind of Bra that was. I think it might have been a pushup," Harm says sarcastically
"Geeze Harm I didn't know you were so into Bras, Ohh sorry sex change" Mac laughs
"Am I ever going to live that down?"
"Nope" Mac smiles sweetly at him
The girls start to talk about Bras and soon the guys are groaning at them to shut up.
5 minutes Later
"Hey, what's the next movie?" enquires Gunny
"Umm 2 weeks notice, I think" Webb replies
"Is that the one with Sandra Bullock and Hugh Grant?" Kath asks
"Yeah, it's supposed to be funny and a romantic kind of film," Bobbi says innocently
"Should be good then" Tiner muses
5 minutes Later
The movie has just started and everyone's getting comfortable. Mac leans over Harm searching for the chips. Her hand brushes against something, which she thinks is the chip bag.
"Mac what are you doing" Harm demands
"Looking for the chips."
"Well your definitely not going to find them down there"
"What?"
"A bit too close to home"
Mac realises where she has her hand and jerks it away, only to hit the chip bag, sending the bag flying and landing on top of AJ's head. Chips are by this time cascading down his face.
"S***" Harm mutters
"Good one Harm" Mac whispers
"You're blaming me. This was not my fault. I was not the one looking for the chips"
"Well if you had put the chips in the middle like normal people then I wouldn't have had to look for them"
AJ POV
What the hell...!?!? I can hear Harm and Mac fighting over whose fault it is. God I can't even go to a movie without them getting themselves into some sort of trouble. Not that I'm angry with them just shocked. Well this should be fun. I might just play with them, get them scared. Here I go!
A clearing of the throat brings an end to their squabble. The two turn to look at AJ who has an angry look on his face. At once the two try to apologize by blaming each other. The two stare at each other trying to find a way to out do the other.
"Sir...AJ...umm we're really sorry bout that umm"
"Incident" Harm finishes
AJ POV
God even when they're trying to blame each other they still can be on the same side and help each other out. Well... what can I do? They both look very uncomfortable and are really embarrassed. Maybe I should let them off the hook?
Sturgis POV
I really want to know how that bag went flying that much?
Suzi POV
Even though I don't know those two very well, you have to wonder why they're not dating. They have so much chemistry.
AJ looks at the two and gives them a stern look. The two squirm in their seats trying to get out of the situation and both wishing that they were dead.
"What they hell were you two doing anyway and just how did this bag of.. of Roast Chicken chips land on my head?"
AJ notices that Mac has turned a bright shade of red while Harm is trying not to laugh at Mac's discomfort.
"Mac I think you should explain after all it was your fault"
Mac just looks at Harm, mouth half gapping like a fish.
Mac POV
God what have I gotten myself into. All I was doing was getting the stupid chips and now I have to explain the whole damn thing"
"Well.. Mac begins, I was just leaning over Harm here and looking for the chips cuz I was hungry and wanted something to nibble on, when I... Mac pauses
"When you what Mac?" Harm says smugly
Everyone's looking at the two wondering what Mac did to make Harm soo smug towards her.
"When I put my hand on something that I thought was the chip bag which turned out not to be. So I jerked my hand back and it collided with the chip bag and went flying"
"And what was that something that made you jerk your hand away?" Harm asks interested
"Well you already know, so I don't know why your sooo interested" Mac replies back heatedly
"Well I thought they would be interested" Harm fires back at her
Harriet POV
I wonder what it was that she touched?
Mac POV
What is Harm trying to do to me? I'll kill him if he keeps persisting that I tell them what I touched. How can I get out of this one?
Harm POV
Mac is really uncomfortable. I bet she's wondering why I'm so persistent well I thought she would already know. Payment time for eating my cake and embarrassing me with the bathroom incident.
"Mac"
"Harm"
AJ interrupts their intense gazes by telling them to be quiet, relax and watch the movie.
"Once again you're saved from embarrassment by AJ."
Mac just gives him a look that says mess with me and you'll regret it.
"Did you pay him or something"
"Harm don't be stupid"
"Just wait till you get yours. I'm not stopping until you do"
"You do that. But you won't get me on anything"
"Just wait and see"
They resume to watch the movie in silence.
Sturgis POV
This movie reminds me of something or someone or someones. Mmmm.
"That's it," he exclaims out loud
"What's it?" Bobbi asks
"I was just thinking of who these two remind me of and I just realized that they remind me exactly of Harm and Mac. The way they act, how they get into weird situations and the jealousy.
"You're right" Bobbi nods in agreement
Hearing the conversation, Carolyn joins in the conversation
"Yeah, these two are alike. I can see what you mean"
Sergei hears the conversation and asks Carolyn what they were talking about. While he's telling her about it, Sturgis has lent forward and is telling Kath. The message is whispered down the line of eight and to Bud and Harriet. Mac and Harm sit there looking at each other wondering what the others are whispering about. Harriet turns and whispers in the ear of Mac while Sturgis whispers to Harm. Mac then turns to Harm to tell him but he turns at the same time as her and they find their mouths are just inches from touching.
"Uhh.." They both say
"So what did Sturgis tell you?"
"That the movie was good and that they were great actors"
"That's what Harriet told me but I bet they're lying because why couldn't they just say it out loud"
"I know" Harm says
"Well I'm going to find out" Mac stands, steps over Harm and sits on Sturgis Lap.
"Hello" Mac says
"Umm hi" Sturgis replies with a small smile
Mac puts her hands around Sturgis's Neck and leans in and whispers to him.
"So just what were you saying" Mac asks in a low tone
"Nothing" Sturgis says aloud so everyone can hear him
"Nothing, come on Sturgis please tell me"
"All I said was that these two characters were like you and Harm"
"That's all?"
"Well..."
"Well what?"
"Nothing"
"You've already said nothing"
Mac starts to tickle him.
"I won't stop until you tell me"
"Ok. I also said the way they act, how they get into weird situations and the jealousy is like you and Harm
"Jealously" Mac whispers harshly
At that moment Harm stands from his seat and hobbles over to her and Sturgis in her sleeping bag. He then sits on top of Mac who is still sitting on top of Sturgis.
"Harm your squashing me" Mac complains
"Hey if he's squashing you think about me. I have you and Harm on top of me" Sturgis say
"Well its not me that's the heavy one" Mac replies
"Hey, I'm not heavy" Harm says pretending to be wounded
Mac just laughs
"So has he told you anything yet"
Mac glances at Sturgis who looks back at Mac
'What should I say. Should I lie to him or tell him some of it'
"Nope" Mac says
Looking at Mac, Harm knows she's not telling him everything
"Come on Mac I know you're not telling me everything. If you don't tell me I'll tickle you"
"Harm..."
Before Mac can finish her sentence, Harm starts to tickle her.
"Harm... Please stop..."
Mac squirms trying to get away from him. Sturgis is sitting there completely forgotten by the two. Mac is still laughing and fidgeting about arms everywhere when suddenly Mac's elbow whacks into Sturgis's stomach winding him.
"Ohh my god, Stu are you alright?"
"Well I could do with a little bit of a breather" he replies honestly
"Of course, can do"
Harm stands up but loses his balance because of the sleeping bag. As he falls he grabs onto Macs arm yanking her down with him. They both land hard with a thud and with Mac on top of Harm.
"Ohh Harm that hurt"
"You're telling me"
They both start laughing and so do the others. Mac finally gets off Harm and helps him up. They both return to their seats just as the movie ends.
"Well that's two movies down, two to go" Sergei says in his Russian accent.
"Yeah, 2 movies to go" Carolyn says
End of Chapter Four
How much more trouble can these two get into? Find out in the next chapter!
Author: HM
Rating: PG
Summary: The JAG staff go to a move marathon
Disclaimer: I do not own JAG. This is for pure fun
Thoughts ' '
Conversations " "
CHAPTER FOUR
Movie Theatre
Georgetown
8:45pm (EST)
Saturday Night
Mac and Harm sit in silence as everyone looks at them.
"Why are they looking at us?" Harm asks
"It's probably cuz of you"
"Me?"
"Yeah you, Well you're the one half naked"
"Do you think they know?"
"Well you weren't all that subtle in taking your pants off"
Harm turns a deep red and squirms in his seat.
"Only kidding. Other than hitting a few seats they didn't notice"
Harm looks relieved
"Then why?" Harm says quietly
"How should I know?"
"Well..."
"Well..what do you think I became a mind reader all of a sudden?"
"No"
"Well let's just forget about it and watch the movie"
"Ok"
"Hey Harm what movie is this anyway?"
"Erin something?"
"Ohh yeah Erin Brokovich"
Harm and Mac continue to watch the video and soon the whispering dies down and everyone resumes watching the movie.
15 minutes Later
"Well that was a good movie" Harriet smiles
"Yeah" the others agree
"There called boobs Ed" Mimics Loren
Everyone laughs at Loren's attempt to mimic
"I wonder what kind of Bra that was. I think it might have been a pushup," Harm says sarcastically
"Geeze Harm I didn't know you were so into Bras, Ohh sorry sex change" Mac laughs
"Am I ever going to live that down?"
"Nope" Mac smiles sweetly at him
The girls start to talk about Bras and soon the guys are groaning at them to shut up.
5 minutes Later
"Hey, what's the next movie?" enquires Gunny
"Umm 2 weeks notice, I think" Webb replies
"Is that the one with Sandra Bullock and Hugh Grant?" Kath asks
"Yeah, it's supposed to be funny and a romantic kind of film," Bobbi says innocently
"Should be good then" Tiner muses
5 minutes Later
The movie has just started and everyone's getting comfortable. Mac leans over Harm searching for the chips. Her hand brushes against something, which she thinks is the chip bag.
"Mac what are you doing" Harm demands
"Looking for the chips."
"Well your definitely not going to find them down there"
"What?"
"A bit too close to home"
Mac realises where she has her hand and jerks it away, only to hit the chip bag, sending the bag flying and landing on top of AJ's head. Chips are by this time cascading down his face.
"S***" Harm mutters
"Good one Harm" Mac whispers
"You're blaming me. This was not my fault. I was not the one looking for the chips"
"Well if you had put the chips in the middle like normal people then I wouldn't have had to look for them"
AJ POV
What the hell...!?!? I can hear Harm and Mac fighting over whose fault it is. God I can't even go to a movie without them getting themselves into some sort of trouble. Not that I'm angry with them just shocked. Well this should be fun. I might just play with them, get them scared. Here I go!
A clearing of the throat brings an end to their squabble. The two turn to look at AJ who has an angry look on his face. At once the two try to apologize by blaming each other. The two stare at each other trying to find a way to out do the other.
"Sir...AJ...umm we're really sorry bout that umm"
"Incident" Harm finishes
AJ POV
God even when they're trying to blame each other they still can be on the same side and help each other out. Well... what can I do? They both look very uncomfortable and are really embarrassed. Maybe I should let them off the hook?
Sturgis POV
I really want to know how that bag went flying that much?
Suzi POV
Even though I don't know those two very well, you have to wonder why they're not dating. They have so much chemistry.
AJ looks at the two and gives them a stern look. The two squirm in their seats trying to get out of the situation and both wishing that they were dead.
"What they hell were you two doing anyway and just how did this bag of.. of Roast Chicken chips land on my head?"
AJ notices that Mac has turned a bright shade of red while Harm is trying not to laugh at Mac's discomfort.
"Mac I think you should explain after all it was your fault"
Mac just looks at Harm, mouth half gapping like a fish.
Mac POV
God what have I gotten myself into. All I was doing was getting the stupid chips and now I have to explain the whole damn thing"
"Well.. Mac begins, I was just leaning over Harm here and looking for the chips cuz I was hungry and wanted something to nibble on, when I... Mac pauses
"When you what Mac?" Harm says smugly
Everyone's looking at the two wondering what Mac did to make Harm soo smug towards her.
"When I put my hand on something that I thought was the chip bag which turned out not to be. So I jerked my hand back and it collided with the chip bag and went flying"
"And what was that something that made you jerk your hand away?" Harm asks interested
"Well you already know, so I don't know why your sooo interested" Mac replies back heatedly
"Well I thought they would be interested" Harm fires back at her
Harriet POV
I wonder what it was that she touched?
Mac POV
What is Harm trying to do to me? I'll kill him if he keeps persisting that I tell them what I touched. How can I get out of this one?
Harm POV
Mac is really uncomfortable. I bet she's wondering why I'm so persistent well I thought she would already know. Payment time for eating my cake and embarrassing me with the bathroom incident.
"Mac"
"Harm"
AJ interrupts their intense gazes by telling them to be quiet, relax and watch the movie.
"Once again you're saved from embarrassment by AJ."
Mac just gives him a look that says mess with me and you'll regret it.
"Did you pay him or something"
"Harm don't be stupid"
"Just wait till you get yours. I'm not stopping until you do"
"You do that. But you won't get me on anything"
"Just wait and see"
They resume to watch the movie in silence.
Sturgis POV
This movie reminds me of something or someone or someones. Mmmm.
"That's it," he exclaims out loud
"What's it?" Bobbi asks
"I was just thinking of who these two remind me of and I just realized that they remind me exactly of Harm and Mac. The way they act, how they get into weird situations and the jealousy.
"You're right" Bobbi nods in agreement
Hearing the conversation, Carolyn joins in the conversation
"Yeah, these two are alike. I can see what you mean"
Sergei hears the conversation and asks Carolyn what they were talking about. While he's telling her about it, Sturgis has lent forward and is telling Kath. The message is whispered down the line of eight and to Bud and Harriet. Mac and Harm sit there looking at each other wondering what the others are whispering about. Harriet turns and whispers in the ear of Mac while Sturgis whispers to Harm. Mac then turns to Harm to tell him but he turns at the same time as her and they find their mouths are just inches from touching.
"Uhh.." They both say
"So what did Sturgis tell you?"
"That the movie was good and that they were great actors"
"That's what Harriet told me but I bet they're lying because why couldn't they just say it out loud"
"I know" Harm says
"Well I'm going to find out" Mac stands, steps over Harm and sits on Sturgis Lap.
"Hello" Mac says
"Umm hi" Sturgis replies with a small smile
Mac puts her hands around Sturgis's Neck and leans in and whispers to him.
"So just what were you saying" Mac asks in a low tone
"Nothing" Sturgis says aloud so everyone can hear him
"Nothing, come on Sturgis please tell me"
"All I said was that these two characters were like you and Harm"
"That's all?"
"Well..."
"Well what?"
"Nothing"
"You've already said nothing"
Mac starts to tickle him.
"I won't stop until you tell me"
"Ok. I also said the way they act, how they get into weird situations and the jealousy is like you and Harm
"Jealously" Mac whispers harshly
At that moment Harm stands from his seat and hobbles over to her and Sturgis in her sleeping bag. He then sits on top of Mac who is still sitting on top of Sturgis.
"Harm your squashing me" Mac complains
"Hey if he's squashing you think about me. I have you and Harm on top of me" Sturgis say
"Well its not me that's the heavy one" Mac replies
"Hey, I'm not heavy" Harm says pretending to be wounded
Mac just laughs
"So has he told you anything yet"
Mac glances at Sturgis who looks back at Mac
'What should I say. Should I lie to him or tell him some of it'
"Nope" Mac says
Looking at Mac, Harm knows she's not telling him everything
"Come on Mac I know you're not telling me everything. If you don't tell me I'll tickle you"
"Harm..."
Before Mac can finish her sentence, Harm starts to tickle her.
"Harm... Please stop..."
Mac squirms trying to get away from him. Sturgis is sitting there completely forgotten by the two. Mac is still laughing and fidgeting about arms everywhere when suddenly Mac's elbow whacks into Sturgis's stomach winding him.
"Ohh my god, Stu are you alright?"
"Well I could do with a little bit of a breather" he replies honestly
"Of course, can do"
Harm stands up but loses his balance because of the sleeping bag. As he falls he grabs onto Macs arm yanking her down with him. They both land hard with a thud and with Mac on top of Harm.
"Ohh Harm that hurt"
"You're telling me"
They both start laughing and so do the others. Mac finally gets off Harm and helps him up. They both return to their seats just as the movie ends.
"Well that's two movies down, two to go" Sergei says in his Russian accent.
"Yeah, 2 movies to go" Carolyn says
End of Chapter Four
How much more trouble can these two get into? Find out in the next chapter!
