Chapter Five-Alive!
(I apologize to the British, and the communists who are reading this story, and I've replaced all swears with the word "taco".)
Watching the battle, Kei wondered why no one on his side was actually attacking. They were just sort of. .. Losing. As the wind picked up, Zenko fell to the ground, unconscious, and the gales also knocked Ubeekimon into Kei, causing both to fall down. Eventually, Kei decided to help. He ran away, leaping past the shrapnel and ducking through the foliage.
"Brilliant time to leave, kid. .." Ubeekimon muttered as he tried again to attack, to no avail, and shrieked, "STUPID WHITE MAGICAL GAME!!!"
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Panting, Kei jumped up the front steps of Mayuko's house. He knocked three times on the front door and was greeted by Mayuko's mother.
"Oh, hello, Kei! Are you bringing today's homework? Not good to get behind, even when you're sick! Lazy little fat kids! HAHAHAHAHA!!!" She said hysterically, letting him in.
Kei walked up to Mayuko's room. He saw a figure in her bed, so he walked in and flicked the light switch on. He began to talk to her, but realized it would be like a dull stabbin' knife: Pointless. The figure he saw was. BRITISH! Okay, I kid. It was, in fact, a broomstick with a red wig on it.
"I don't suppose you'd know where Mayuko was. .." Kei jested, making conversation with the dummy Mayuko.
He went over the situation in his mind. Zenko was out of it, so he wouldn't be any help, Mayuko WOULD be great, but wasn't here. The digimon couldn't seem to fight. ..
Kei snapped his fingers. "Ebizo!"
He left the house, only barely alerting Mayuko's insane mother to his leaving.
"-TACO-ING COMMUNIST!!!!!!"
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Ubeekimon was in trouble. The Chuumon were - quite literally - biting his tail off. {Why did you leave, Kei? I could have used your help.}
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Kei stood in front of in front of Ebizo's house, it being next door to Mayuko's. He rang the doorbell and waited a moment. Ebizo opened the door, hamburger in hand.
"Ebizo I've got to tell you this Toni's some kinda vampire and Ubeekimon Triggamon and Samurmon are in a really big fight and Mayuko wasn't there and-" Kei blathered.
"Whoa. Slow down there man. Come in here, we can fully discuss it - whatever it is - in private," Ebizo calmly instructed. He opened the door and walked back through, Kei trailing closely behind.
"Now. First off, WHAT did you say Toni was?" Ebizo asked as they walked into his room.
"A vampire. Or a Digi-Vampire. I'm not sure," Kei replied, ducking through Ebizo's low doorway.
"Hmm. And you say Ubeekimon, Triggamon, and Samurmon are fighting?" Ebizo continued.
"Yep."
". .. Well then, get ready! RubyTentomon, it's safe."
A small insect, seeming like a Tentomon, but mostly translucent and reddish jumped out from under Ebizo's bed.
"I'm ready and willing to help, sir!" It saluted.
"Right. Just lemme download a few power-up files from the Hunter Database," Ebizo said, plugging his watch into his computer.
"Hunter Database?" Kei asked.
"Well, sure. The Hunters destroy bad digimon, and their website lets you upload a few power-up files, depending of your rank.
He paused a moment as Kei wondered why he never heard of the Hunters before.
"There. Now, you go, Kei," Ebizo instructed with an air of sureness.
Kei did. He chose to download heal.exe, strenth.exe, and bigpainfulchainsaw.exe, for good measure. They ran out of Ebizo's house and dashed to the battlefield.
It was not a pretty sight. Ubeekimon was lying limp, Triggamon caught up in a miniature tornado, and a small army of Chuumon was cornering Samurmon.
"Aw, -TACO-! They're all -TACO-ing dying and you had to just -TACO-ing leave them to -TACO-ing go to -TACO-!" Ebizo yelled.
"But you're here now! You're a pro!" Kei argued, "Aren't you?"
"Well. .. Not as such. .. I only joined half a week ago. .." Ebizo admitted.
"Oh. -TACO-." Kei swore, "Oh well. Someone with a small amount of skill ought to be able to figure this out. Ebizo, do you- Ebizo?"
Kei glanced where his companion previously stood. He wasn't there. Ebizo was, in fact, standing right next to the battle, ordering RubyTentomon around. Kei had to help, too. Acting entirely from hope, he randomly pressed buttons on his watch, and a mini-list popped up. He pressed some more buttons, getting the hang of it this time, and chose to run the file "heal.exe".
Immediately, Ubeekimon was up, just a bit dazed. Kei, realizing how it worked, decided to run "strength.exe". Hoping Ubeekimon would be able to attack more, he was surprised when there was a loading screen, with at least ten minutes to go!
"Kid. .. ya know. .. the -taco-. .. watches have. .. the small fuel capacity." Ubeekimon advised, getting his strength back.
"Well. .. If you're the Ubeekimon I created, then go and freeze 'em! They won't lay a claw on you!" Kei encouraged.
"Okay! Arctic Freeze!" Ubeekimon attacked as an approaching Chumon stopped moving, then sped up again and hit Ubeekimon by another gust. Ubeekimon countered with a Frozen Dagger move and stabbed the Chumon, making it disappear..
"Great! Just keep moving and wear 'em down!" Kei cheered, but it was a tad early to celebrate.
AlbinoWizardmon was standing over him, looking menacing.
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Yaay. Chapter five is done.
(I apologize to the British, and the communists who are reading this story, and I've replaced all swears with the word "taco".)
Watching the battle, Kei wondered why no one on his side was actually attacking. They were just sort of. .. Losing. As the wind picked up, Zenko fell to the ground, unconscious, and the gales also knocked Ubeekimon into Kei, causing both to fall down. Eventually, Kei decided to help. He ran away, leaping past the shrapnel and ducking through the foliage.
"Brilliant time to leave, kid. .." Ubeekimon muttered as he tried again to attack, to no avail, and shrieked, "STUPID WHITE MAGICAL GAME!!!"
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Panting, Kei jumped up the front steps of Mayuko's house. He knocked three times on the front door and was greeted by Mayuko's mother.
"Oh, hello, Kei! Are you bringing today's homework? Not good to get behind, even when you're sick! Lazy little fat kids! HAHAHAHAHA!!!" She said hysterically, letting him in.
Kei walked up to Mayuko's room. He saw a figure in her bed, so he walked in and flicked the light switch on. He began to talk to her, but realized it would be like a dull stabbin' knife: Pointless. The figure he saw was. BRITISH! Okay, I kid. It was, in fact, a broomstick with a red wig on it.
"I don't suppose you'd know where Mayuko was. .." Kei jested, making conversation with the dummy Mayuko.
He went over the situation in his mind. Zenko was out of it, so he wouldn't be any help, Mayuko WOULD be great, but wasn't here. The digimon couldn't seem to fight. ..
Kei snapped his fingers. "Ebizo!"
He left the house, only barely alerting Mayuko's insane mother to his leaving.
"-TACO-ING COMMUNIST!!!!!!"
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Ubeekimon was in trouble. The Chuumon were - quite literally - biting his tail off. {Why did you leave, Kei? I could have used your help.}
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Kei stood in front of in front of Ebizo's house, it being next door to Mayuko's. He rang the doorbell and waited a moment. Ebizo opened the door, hamburger in hand.
"Ebizo I've got to tell you this Toni's some kinda vampire and Ubeekimon Triggamon and Samurmon are in a really big fight and Mayuko wasn't there and-" Kei blathered.
"Whoa. Slow down there man. Come in here, we can fully discuss it - whatever it is - in private," Ebizo calmly instructed. He opened the door and walked back through, Kei trailing closely behind.
"Now. First off, WHAT did you say Toni was?" Ebizo asked as they walked into his room.
"A vampire. Or a Digi-Vampire. I'm not sure," Kei replied, ducking through Ebizo's low doorway.
"Hmm. And you say Ubeekimon, Triggamon, and Samurmon are fighting?" Ebizo continued.
"Yep."
". .. Well then, get ready! RubyTentomon, it's safe."
A small insect, seeming like a Tentomon, but mostly translucent and reddish jumped out from under Ebizo's bed.
"I'm ready and willing to help, sir!" It saluted.
"Right. Just lemme download a few power-up files from the Hunter Database," Ebizo said, plugging his watch into his computer.
"Hunter Database?" Kei asked.
"Well, sure. The Hunters destroy bad digimon, and their website lets you upload a few power-up files, depending of your rank.
He paused a moment as Kei wondered why he never heard of the Hunters before.
"There. Now, you go, Kei," Ebizo instructed with an air of sureness.
Kei did. He chose to download heal.exe, strenth.exe, and bigpainfulchainsaw.exe, for good measure. They ran out of Ebizo's house and dashed to the battlefield.
It was not a pretty sight. Ubeekimon was lying limp, Triggamon caught up in a miniature tornado, and a small army of Chuumon was cornering Samurmon.
"Aw, -TACO-! They're all -TACO-ing dying and you had to just -TACO-ing leave them to -TACO-ing go to -TACO-!" Ebizo yelled.
"But you're here now! You're a pro!" Kei argued, "Aren't you?"
"Well. .. Not as such. .. I only joined half a week ago. .." Ebizo admitted.
"Oh. -TACO-." Kei swore, "Oh well. Someone with a small amount of skill ought to be able to figure this out. Ebizo, do you- Ebizo?"
Kei glanced where his companion previously stood. He wasn't there. Ebizo was, in fact, standing right next to the battle, ordering RubyTentomon around. Kei had to help, too. Acting entirely from hope, he randomly pressed buttons on his watch, and a mini-list popped up. He pressed some more buttons, getting the hang of it this time, and chose to run the file "heal.exe".
Immediately, Ubeekimon was up, just a bit dazed. Kei, realizing how it worked, decided to run "strength.exe". Hoping Ubeekimon would be able to attack more, he was surprised when there was a loading screen, with at least ten minutes to go!
"Kid. .. ya know. .. the -taco-. .. watches have. .. the small fuel capacity." Ubeekimon advised, getting his strength back.
"Well. .. If you're the Ubeekimon I created, then go and freeze 'em! They won't lay a claw on you!" Kei encouraged.
"Okay! Arctic Freeze!" Ubeekimon attacked as an approaching Chumon stopped moving, then sped up again and hit Ubeekimon by another gust. Ubeekimon countered with a Frozen Dagger move and stabbed the Chumon, making it disappear..
"Great! Just keep moving and wear 'em down!" Kei cheered, but it was a tad early to celebrate.
AlbinoWizardmon was standing over him, looking menacing.
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Yaay. Chapter five is done.
