This is just the first chapter to a very odd fanfic. Setsuna being my favorite character, I find it highly amusing to use her in fanfics and render her totally OOC. Mwahaha...Well, anyway, this is definitely a humor fic. I don't necessarily agree with what I write in here, it's just fanfic fodder and goes with the flow. Even if that flow is a highly sinister being.

Disclaimer: Obviously, I don't own Sailor Moon, because otherwise the storyline would be entirely different. Duh.

Setsuna scowled as she slammed the door to her room. It was her private location since she had forbidden anyone to enter, and threatening them with her time staff had probably contributed to that factor. Today, she was in it because she was incredibly pissed off at everyone.

It hadn't started out to be a good day. Hotaru had woken her up by screaming through her bedroom door, "Setsuna-mama! Chibi-usa wants me to go over to her house! Is it okay?" That had made her irritated at Hotaru for waking her up and at Chibi-usa for being up so damn early.

Then Haruka had left tons of dirty dishes lying around the house, and on top of that, she and Michiru had been rather loud behind their bedroom door. One of these days, Setsuna thought grimly, I'm going to get myself a gun, and use it on either them, myself, or simply go on a shooting spree. Possibly all of the above.

Minako and Makoto had pissed her off by stopping by and asking if she'd like to join them shopping for clothes and a boyfriend. She hated it when people thought she was lonely. She didn't have time to be lonely; everyone was so damn busy trying to make sure she wasn't.

Ami had offered Setsuna to go swimming with her, obviously not realizing Setsuna was sick to death of Michiru swimming up and down all fucking day in that fucking pool, while fucking Haruka watched.

Rei had really pissed her off by offering to set her up with her pervert grandfather, hinting that Setsuna was technically very old, so she should go out with older men. Setsuna had resolved to murder Rei's grandfather the next time she saw him. Maybe she'd do it with her gun...

The three lights had agitated her by crossing her mind when she was in a bad mood. Which, logically, wasn't their fault at all, but Setsuna ignored the minor details. Princess Kakyuu had pissed her off by letting the three lights ever set foot on Earth, and Chibi-Chibi had pissed her off by being an irritating little brat. They already had two, why a third one?

As for Usagi, she had pissed her off by getting to have Mamoru for all eternity. Damn that girl! It just wasn't fair! Why did all the little brats get all the fun and glory?!

Setsuna stopped herself and thought back. Usagi got to have Mamoru...Why? Fate determined it. She suddenly grinned wickedly. Gods and goddesses certainly had a higher status than fate, right?...