REN: Hi people.

KAI: When is Lady Blade coming back?

REN: When she finds Max, Tyson, Rei and Kenny.

KAI: When will that be?

REN: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW!!! She did the update for Max's fic though.
She told us 2 update. And if anyone got any tips, please tell us. I mean,
Aibou is STILL looking.

KAI: Whatever.

REN: Do the disclaimer or else.

KAI: Or else what?

REN: I will lock you in the evil closet under the stairs, with Tyson AND the
evil spider, what lives there.

KAI: *gulps* O.K. O.K. I'll do it. Lady Blade WarAngel does not own BeyBlade.
If she did, children would have nightmares about the Dark Bladers being
Tekken 4 rejects. *shudders*

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Tragic Past-Max's Torture Fic.

Chapter Eleven - Baby trouble.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~MAX'S P.O.V~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

It was about a week after Harry's death, when Kes and I were watching T.V.
that I heard a knock at the door. I got up and answered the door. It was
Emily. "Hi Emily. Come in." I said. I was actually glad to see her. "Hi Max.
Where's Kes?" She asked. Looking around nervously. "I'm right here Emily."
Kes said. Poking her head out of the front-room. Emily smiled. "Hiya Kes."
Emily said. Kes grinned and ducked back into the front-room.

Emily took off her jacket and had just hung it up, when we heard another
knock. I looked at Emily. She looked at me. I went and answered the door.
There was Mariah and Ray. "Hi guys." I said. Ray smiled. Mariah nodded. They
walked into the front-room. Kes' eyes went wide when she saw Mariah. "Gosh
Mariah. You look like you're about to explode." Kes said. Making us all
laugh. Then Mariah's face went pale. "What's wrong Mariah?" Ray asked.
Concern written on his face. "When Kes said I looked as if I was about to
explode. She was right." Mariah said weakly. "WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?" Ray
yelled. He was panicking. "Uh....It means my water just broke." Mariah said a
little sheepishly. "Uh.......uhmm............Uh.........." Ray went pale. "OH
MY GOD!!!" Emily yelled. "MAX CALL AN AMBULANCE!!!" Emily yelled. I nodded
and ran to the phone. Kes laughed at the scene unfolding.

I grabbed the phone and dialled the number for the emergency department. I
heard a dead tone on the phoneline. "No way." I said. "What Max?" Ray asked.
"My phone-line was cut off today. They had to fix the phone-lines coz they
were faulty." I said. Just remembering, what had happened. "WHAT!!!" Emily
yelled. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?" Mariah yelled. "I mean, unless someone's
got a cellphone. Or a mobile. We haven't got a hope of calling an ambulance."
I replied. "OH MY GOD!!!" Emily yelled. "MY MOBILE RAN OUT OF CREDIT
YESTERDAY!!!" Emily said. "CREDIT??? I DON'T OWN A MOBILE!!!" Ray yelled in
frustration. That was when I started freaking out. "OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH
MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH
MY GOD, OH MY GOD!!!" I yelled.

"WILL YOU GUYS SHUT UP AND HELP ME?" Mariah yelled. She was breathing hard.
Obviously having a contraction. Kes' eyes went wide. "O_O! O_O! O_O! O_O!
O_O! O_O! O_O! O_O! O_O! O_O! O_O!" Kes was running around in circles. I was
panicking. "DO SOMEHING MAX!!!" Emily yelled. I sighed. "Well here goes." I
thought.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~THREE HOURS LATER~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Come on Mariah. Push." Emily gently urged. "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK I'VE
BEEN DOING FOR THE PAST THREE HOURS!!! KNITTING?" Mariah yelled. She was in
obvious pain. "Don't worry Mariah. I cam aee the head." Emily said. "Oh joy."
Mariah said sarcastically. "Whens the babay gonna come?" I heard Kes yell
from the hallway. "Maybe I should say something to her." Ray said smiling and
trying to get up. Mariah grabbed his collar and pulled him back down. "YOU
ARE NOT LEAVING ME HERE AND GOING OFF!!! THIS IS YOUR BABY TOO!!! I DIDN'T
CONCEIVE IT ALL BY MYSELF YOU KNOW!!!" Mariah yelled. While Ray tried to
apologise profusely.

"Come on Mariah." Emily said. "I can see the head. One more push should do
it." Emily said trying to reassure Mariah. "IT BETTER BLOODY WELL BE!!!"
Mariah yelled. Pushing for all she was worth. I was absolutly speechless. I
just got whatever Emily told me to get. I had sent Kes out. I think that was
about the only smart thing I did. Finally the baby was there. "It's a gitl."
Emily said. Mariah grinned happily. Ray got up and hit his head on the low
hanging light. Knocking himself out. "O_O!" Emily said. Kes chose this moment
to yell through the door that the phone lines were now working again.

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"What are you calling her?" I heard Tyson say later on. We were all at the
hospital. "I'm calling her Emily Maxine. After my two mid-wives. Well in
Max's case. Doctor." Mariah said. Making us all laugh. Ray was finally awake.
We were all sat in the hospital. I was just watching Mariah and Ray looking
at their daughter with pride. Wondering what was gonna happen next.

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REN: I know. Short chapter. Don't worry people. It's just that Aibou is
trying to make it last. I mean, she could finish it next chapter. But she's
trying to make it last longer.

KAI: I hope she comes back soon. *looks at Ren nervously*

REN: Please R&R people.

KAI: And Lady Blade answers all questions.

REN: And please tell us that you've seen the other guys. They've now been
officially missing for TWO WEEKS!!! And Aibou is STILL looking for them.

KAI: Bye people.