It Begins…
Achyan: Here we are, another RPG…
Chira: Yeah, isn't this getting old?
Pan: Blame the narrator!
A-chan: Hey! No complaining! I created you!
All: Sorry!
A-chan: Anyway…It was a cold day.
Chira: Who said it was cold? Why not warm?
A-chan: Because I said so! Fine it was warm!
Achyan: Where are we?
A-chan: In a horse! What do you think?!
Chira: We are..? Weird…
A-chan: No! I was exaggerating. You're in a city on Mars.
All: OK!
Chira: ::looks to Pan:: You hungry?
Pan: Yeah! ::chews on Achyan's hair::
Achyan: Hey! That's mine!
A-chan: Umm…Guys the readers don't know what you look like and stuff. Please tell them…
Chira: I'm Chira Tomoe. I have shoulder length black hair. I'm twelve years old. I have purple eyes and I'm wearing a purple dress.
Achyan: I'm Achyan Mizuno. I have blue short hair and blue eyes. I'm ten years old here and I'm wearing blue jeans and a T-shirt that says "I hate this narrator."
A-chan: Hey!
Achyan: Well it does!
Pan: I'm Chibi Panchan, I have no last name. I'm thirteen years old. I have short black hair, brown eyes. I'm wearing what Achyan is wearing only my T-shirt says, "I love this narrator!"
Chira: Suck up!
Pan: Hey!
A-chan: ::grins:: Thanks Pan! You get a raise in your salary!
Pan: But I didn't have one to begin with…
Achyan: You're not supposed to say that.
Chira: ::jumps on a moving car::
Driver: Hi! Do you like eggs?
Chira: No…do you like purple bananas?
Driver: Yeah! ::eats one and turns purple::
Achyan: ::jumps on car:: Hi! Do you like me?
Chira: No!
Achyan: Hey! You're not supposed to say that!
A-chan: Yes she is! This is punishment for hating me.
Achyan: Where's Pan?
Pan: ::sits on Achyan's head:: Here!
Achyan: Aren't we on a car?
Chira: Oh yeah! ::flies off car::
Achyan + Pan: Uh… ::crash::
Driver: Dude…where's my car?
Pan: In a horse!
Driver: Ok! ::gets eaten by horse::
Chira: Where is this RPG going?
A-chan: Nowhere. It's not moving.
Achyan: Exactly. We need to start the plot!
Pan: What plot?
All: Good point.
A-chan: The plot starts where Pan gets in a fight with some guy, then you guys save her.
Pan: You mean I'm weak?
A-chan: No, you're a sayajin. You're really strong.
Pan: Then how come I have to get saved?
A-chan: Because Achyan always ends up dying and Chira is just odd.
Achyan + Chira: Hey!
Pan: Oh…okay!
Guy: ::random guy walks up to Pan:: Hey you! You annoy me!
Pan: How?
Guy: Because you don't have glasses!
Pan: Neither do you!
Guy: ::sweatdrop:: So what?
Pan: So you wanna fight?
Guy: Uh..ok!
Pan: ::punches guy in the jaw::
Guy: Ow! That hurt!
Pan: Uh…save me?
Achyan: Ok!
Chira: ::sighs:: Fine…
Achyan: ::pokes guy:: Ha!
Chira: ::pokes guy also:: Moo!
Pan: ::pokes self:: Ow!
Guy: ::runs away::
All: Now what?
A-chan: Now you have to eat a lemon! ::giggles::
All: This is getting ridiculous!
Chira: ::looks for a lemon::
Pan: ::finds a hentai dojinshi and eats it::
A-chan: Not that kind of lemon!
Achyan: A-chan! I want a real plot!
A-chan: Fine I'll become the plot!
Chira: Uh oh…
A-chan: Shut up! Plotline Power! Make Up! ::transforms into Sailor Plot::
All: ::sweatdrop::
Plot: ::coughs:: It all started as our not so well know heroes were walking down the road of portals.
Achyan: Pan, what do you think will happen now that there's a plot?
Pan: I dunno.
Chira: ::points to a portal:: Look!
Portal: Hello I'm a portal. Do you want an apple?
Chira: No thanks! Can you tell us where you lead to?
Portal: Nope! If I did I'd ruin the plot, then my salary would be reduced!
Pan: I want a salary!
Achyan: You have one. Remember your shirt?
Pan: Oh yeah…
Achyan: ::grabs Chira and Pan's hands and jumps through the portal::
Plot: And out heroes go through the portal and end up in a strange place.
Achyan: Where are we?
Pan: No clue…
Chira: Wait!
Achyan: What is it Chira?
Chira: I know this place!
Pan: What is it?
Chira: Umm…it's somewhere!
Achyan: ::falls::
Pan: But seriously, we have to find out where we are.
Achyan: Yeah. Let's ask someone.
Chira: ::goes up to random person:: Where are we?
Person: ::speaks gibberish::
Chira: AH! That person speaks like the enemy dude from Puni Puni Poemi!
Achyan: The wrong-ness…
Pan: What's Puni Puni Poemi?
Chira: You don't wanna know…
Pan: ::sees a duck:: MOOSE!
Chira: No Pan, that's a duck.
Pan: It looks like a moose to me.
Achyan: Oh brother.
Pan: You have a brother?
Achyan: No… ::sweatdrop::
Chira: Maybe we can get some clues about where we are if we walk around town.
Pan: But…
Chira: But what?
Pan: I'm hungry!
Chira: ::falls::
Achyan: Just come on!
Plot: And Achyan, Chira, and Pan walk into a restaurant.
Achyan: ::sits down in a chair::
Pan + Chira: Chairs! ::sits down::
Waiter: May I get anything for you?
Pan: I would like…um…um…um…er…food?
Waiter: What kind?
Pan: Sushi!
Waiter: What kind?
Pan: California roll!
Waiter: ::turns to Achyan + Chira:: You?
Achyan: I'll just have a sandwich.
Waiter: What kind?
Achyan: Turkey.
Chira: I'll have some chicken ramen.
Waiter: Finally someone descriptive!
Chira: Thank you!
Achyan: ::rolls her eyes:: You're right Pan, you are hungry!
Chira: How do you know?
Achyan: She's chewing on that weird guy who looks like my x-boyfriend!
Guy: I am your x-boyfriend!
Pan: Achyan, I can see why you dumped him. He tastes bad.
Chira: Pan, why do you chew on people?
Pan: ::shows Chira her row of fangs that are coming in:: That's why!
Waiter: ::comes back and hands the food out:: Here you go.
Pan: Thanks! ::eats her sushi whole::
Achyan: Can you tell us where we are waiter? ::nibbles on her sandwich::
Waiter: You're in a closet!
Chira: No, seriously…where are we?
Waiter: I am serious! Look out the window!
Pan: ::looks out the window and sees lots of clothes::
Achyan: A-CHAN! WHY A CLOSET?!
Plot: Because you're wearing a T-shirt that says "I hate this Narrator."
Pan: But how can an entire town be in a closet?
Plot: Because I said so! Bwahahahahaha ::coughs:: ha!
Chira: ::falls through Excel's hole:: Why does this hole last so long? Did Ilpalazzo dig it out himself? If it was me I would of dug it nice and shallow! This hole just keep going on and on! I don't see the end yet!
Plot: 30 minutes later…
Chira: WHERE THE HECK IS THIS HOLE GOING?! ::crashes at bottom:: Ow…
Hyatt: ::looks down the hole and dies::
Achyan: How'd she get here?
Illpalazzo: Who knows but it's visually appealing! ::whacks Pan with a guitar::
Pan: Hey! You'll break it!
Illpalazzo: So? It's not like I was good at it anyway.
Hyatt: ::hugs Illpalazzo:: I love you!
Illpalazzo: Aren't you supposed to be dead?
Hyatt: Oh yeah… ::dies::
Illpalazzo: NOOOO!
Pedro: Hey that's my line! NOOOO!
Excel: What's with this situation? This isn't an Excel's wild imagination sequence is it?
Chira: No, we're all just being very out of character, except for you.
Achyan: :cough:: Yeah, you'll always be insane ::cough::
Excel: Hey! ::pounces on Achyan and dies::
Achyan: Hey what's with this situation? Am I supposed to be excited with you? No that's not what I meant! Hi my name is Achyan, I'm great. But you don't seem that great! You're kind dead! You're dead! Ah! The red stuff! It's coming out! Of your mouth! Oh my gawd! It's a gushin'. It's a gushin'! ::screams::
Excel: ::is dead:: Hey that's my line!
Pan: Is this ever gunna end?
Plot: Is what?
Pan: This RPG! I mean it's getting kinda old.
Everyone who's been in RPG: Yeah!
Driver: I got eaten by a horse!
Waiter: I served non-descriptive people!
Guy #1: I got beaten up!
X-BF: I got found.
Excel: I died again.
Hyatt: I died for the 10000000000.05th time!
Illpalazzo: I whacked people with a guitar.
Plot: I um…plotted?
Pan: I ate Achyan's hair. Blue Mouse!
Chira: I jumped on a moving car!
Achyan: I'm gunna end this!
The End
