Angelica spied around the campfire in disgust. All the girls were singing nonsense songs about their favorite guy in the fellowship. They had no idea of the evil plot she was cooking in her mind to dispose of all of them. Oh yeah, they'd get what was coming to them for taking her place as the only one true fangirl who all of the fellowship would love!

"Fangirls!" Josephina clapped her hands to get everyone's attention. "I think we should all introduce ourselves to the new girl, Angelica!" She dragged Angelica to the middle of their circle. The fangirls all seemed to of separate into different groups. She pointed to the largest group, some being 'elves' and others regular girls. "These are the Legolas fangirls: Christina, Collina, Geraldina, Rosalina, Thomasina, Nicolina, Katarina, Serafina, and Delina.

She turned to the second largest group which some were in hobbit form and some not. "That's the hobbit girls: Jane, Mary, Leah, Sandra, Hattie, Chesley, Abby, Jean, Marie, Rose, Susan, Tammy, and Sherri."

The third largest group was for Aragorn. "That is Katherine, Olivia, Amelia, Monica, Sharon, Desiree, and Bianca. Over here," Josephina pointed to four fangirls all dressed alike with giant shields beside them. "Boromir fangirls: Bean 1, Bean 2, Bean 3, and Bean 5." She hung her head. "Sadly, we lost Bean 4 to Wargs."

"It wasn't too much a lose!" Bean 2 shouted, and was given murderous looks by the other three Beans.

Angelica noticed a blonde girl in pigtails and overalls sitting by herself picking her nose. "Who's that?"

"That's Pinkie, Gimli's only fangirl" Josephina pulled Angelica away. "I'd suggest staying away from her. She likes to fling boogers."

Angelica nodded, noting that for later use. "So, where is Legolas? I haven't seen him yet! I need my fill!" she screamed, hopping up and down.

"Oh, Legolas is in his tent resting."

"He has his own tent?"

"Of course! We made it for him! You think fangirls aren't going to give their favorite character the royal treatment?!"

All the sudden, the tent opened and out walked four fangirls carrying Legolas on a cushioned platform. Another fangirl was feeding him lembas. But, there was something odd about him...he was fat from too much lembas!

"I thought elves couldn't gain weight!" Angelica screeched in horror.

Josephina shrugged. "Guess they can." She looked down to see Angelica rolling on the ground screaming "WHY???". After an hour it got really annoying, and Boromir and the Beans threaten to throw her over a cliff. They were a violent group. Josephina pulled her to her. "Snap out of it, Angelica! The shock should of worn off by now!"

Angelica sputtered with sobs. She decided to look at Legolas again, thinking it won't be so bad the second time. WRONG! *Maybe this is all a nightmare. Maybe if I hold my breathe, it'll all go away...*

"Angelica..." a distant voice swirled in her mind. She could vaguely make out figures standing above her.

"Should I give her that procedure called mouth to mouth?" a voice she recognized as Gimli say. When she saw someone bending over her, she woke up very quickly.

"NO! I'm okay!" Angelina said, backing away.

"I don't know what to do with you, Angelica" Josephina said, putting an arm around her shoulder. "You're the first to ever act like this."

"Josephina!" Merry called from the woods. "Another one just fell from mid-air into Frodo's lap!"

Josephina clapped. "Duty calls!"