Writer notes: Sorry it's taken so long to get a new part out!

San Antonio Rose- Nope, none of the characters are based on anyone, but I made sure the names were the different styles for each member of the Fellowship...lol. Eek! I know CitizenNancy! Though I haven't be able to see what she's been up to lately ever since Monkees was taken off ff.net.

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It had been two days since Angelica arrived. Already six more new fangirls had appeared and joined the "fellowship of the fangirls". Monica, an Aragorn fan, made up the name…how clever and ever original! *ahem*SarcasmFolks*ahem*

Anyroad, Angelica had finally thought up a plan to get rid of all the other girls. They were walking through more forest, apparently getting no where soon. Angelica broke from her assigned spot in line, and fell beside Pinkie who was last in line.

"Hi Pinkie" she greeted with a plastered smile.

Pinkie snapped her head to look at Angelica. "You're talking to me?"

"Uh, yeah, why?"

"No one ever talks to me! Except for Gimli, but he doesn't count. I'm so happy!" Angelica tensed up when Pinkie hugged her. "What do you want to talk about? Isn't Gimli sexy?"

Angelica nearly gagged, but held her ground. This plan HAD to work. "Sure he is" she lied. "But, that's not what I'm here to talk about."

Pinkie cocked her head. "What is it?"

"How would you like to be the only fangirl here besides me?"

"Hmm…" Pinkie had to think. "Since I'm the only Gimli fangirl here, it doesn't really matter."

Angelica sighed, and looked around. Her eye caught on the Beans surrounding Boromir with large knives and shields in their hands. That looked promising. "How about the Beans? Do you think they'd help me?"

"Oh no! They're a violent bunch. They want to protect Boromir at all times from any Orc attacks. If you approach them, they may attack you just for the heck of it."

"Oh well." Angelica was dejected. Pinkie wasn't being much help. She thought about where they were on the quest. It was hard to tell since it was just mountains and trees. Could they be going to Caradhas? She also wondered where the fangirls went when they 'died' in Middle-earth. She didn't ponder on that very long since she didn't really care. *Oh how do I wish for an answer to getting rid of the other fangirls!*

Just then, a light shone up ahead. Angelica looked. It was a narrow cliff! Her wish had been answered. The cliff was perfect since it would be easy to get rid of those dratted fangirls and Angelica wouldn't have to get rid of the bodies…less evidence. She rubbed her hands together evilly and ran up to the Legolas fangirls. "Hey, let's spit over that cliff!"

Thomasina looked at her oddly. "Isn't that kind of gross?"

"No, it's a lotta fun! It's the new rage with all the cheerleaders!"

"Okay!" all the Legolas fangirls chimed in. If all the cheerleaders were doing it, they had to keep up with the fad! The fangirls started spitting over the HIGH cliff that conveniently had sharp, jagged rocks at the bottom. Merry and Pippin and their fangirls joined in which made it even easier. More could go at one time.

"Everyone, lean REALLY far over the cliff. Makes the experience even better!" Angelica explained. She smiled broadly when *OPPS* there went more than half of the fangirls over the cliff! She had to watch out that Merry and Pippin didn't lean over too far. They could come in handy later.

"OH NO!" cried someone. Angelica frowned. Josephina didn't go over. "We've lost some of our fangirls!" The rest of the Fellowship looked up from whatever they were doing then went back to their business. It seemed they didn't really care. They'd be more by the end of the day. That was one sure thing about fangirls: they multiple like rabbits!!! just without the mating part, y'know. Okay, I'll shut up.