That morning, all the guys woke up to see Duo missing from his bed.
"Where could he have gone at this time? Its too early for someone like him to wake up. he's usually still snoring and asleep at this time!" Wufei half commented half snorted. He walked into the room slowly, examining the remains of what seemed to be a half eaten petrified pizza crust, a chewed up tennis shoe, and something. better left alone. An expression of disgust crept across his face. "Well, all seems to be normal here. we better start out for the school."
Trowa and Heero silently nodded their heads in agreement, and headed out.
Quatre walked to the classroom, a serene smile on his face. Hm. where is Duo today? Heero said that he wasn't in bed when he woke up. and it's not like him to be THIS late for this.. Quatre jangled the keys to the classroom, pushed the door open, and froze. A mob of kids just happened to be piled onto something. or someone... There was a half laugh- half choked sound coming from the middle of the human mosh pit.
".Duo?" Quatre asked tentatively, afraid of what was about to come out.
Yet another half strangled half laughter sound.
"Lookie at what we caught! Another mountain bear!" called a little girl in pigtails in a pair of purple overalls.
It was rather hard to be heard over all that screaming.
"Children! Kids! Get off him! You're gonna . suffocate him!" Quatre yelled, hoping that they'd take notice. They didn't.
"Okay! Okay! Uncle! I SAID UNCLE! Now get off! Thank you!" heaved and panted a very sweaty, ticked out . sticky?! Duo.
Quatre started at Duo's hair. His pride and joy. His specially conditioned and shampooed daily braid.
"what? What? Can't the assistant teacher have a little fun once in a while as well?" laughed Duo, unaware of all of what happened.
"Um. did any of the kids happen to have a . sticky candy in their mouths before they all piled on top of you and attempted to tickle you to death?" Quatre questioned nervously, seeing his friends hair in a huge tangle.
Duo put his fingers under his chin in the "thinker" pose. Well. there was Stacey.. and then there was Yoko-san. never mind, lets just say they all had candy for breakfast!" he finally replied with a grin on his face.
Quatre stared. Just then, the door opened with a "creeeeeeeeeeak." Trowa walked in with Heero, and Wufei bringing up the rear.
"You have something in your hair" Wufei commented rather bluntly, looking out the window at the peaceful blossoming trees.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!?!?!!!?!?!" Duo exclaimed, jumping up and trying to reach around to see how much of his beloved was damaged. "NOOooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!" He cried, falling on his knees at the sight of the normally shiny, beautiful chestnut colored shampoo ad hair in a tangled, flurry, and undistinguishable mess of something. "How.what.why?! WHY ME GOD! WHY ME?!" He cried, big streams of anime tears rolling down his face.
Trowa tapped him on the shoulder, attempting to remove him from the floor. He refused to budge. "Get up. The kids are staring. You'll scare them all away if you don't get yourself cleaned up" He said, finally getting the very-heavy-when-he-wanted-to-be pilot to stand up.
"my. braid.my.hair.you.left me." he murmured to himself as Trowa led him to the teachers' lounge.
The children eyes followed them as the left the room, all staring in shock.
"Well." said Quatre, turning to the class full of bewildered little kids staring up at him. He put his hand behind his head and grinned, embarrassed. "Mr. Maxwell will be fine. after a while, don't worry, its not your fault!" He added in a rush as he saw a little boy about to burst into tears. "No! No! Don't cry! . Um. here! Lets have . 15 minutes of playtime!"
"YAY!" All the little kids cheered as they raced to attack the various amounts of toys stocked around the classroom.
The clock on the wall read 8:10. 10 minutes into the day, and Quatre was ready to quit.
AN - I'm sorry! This . isn't the best! I'm sorry this is so short! But I updated! *proud smile* *gets pelted and buried under a mound of rotten vegetables* What do you think? Got any ideas? Oh, and if you want to be in this, just press the little button that says "Review" below! ^_^
"Where could he have gone at this time? Its too early for someone like him to wake up. he's usually still snoring and asleep at this time!" Wufei half commented half snorted. He walked into the room slowly, examining the remains of what seemed to be a half eaten petrified pizza crust, a chewed up tennis shoe, and something. better left alone. An expression of disgust crept across his face. "Well, all seems to be normal here. we better start out for the school."
Trowa and Heero silently nodded their heads in agreement, and headed out.
Quatre walked to the classroom, a serene smile on his face. Hm. where is Duo today? Heero said that he wasn't in bed when he woke up. and it's not like him to be THIS late for this.. Quatre jangled the keys to the classroom, pushed the door open, and froze. A mob of kids just happened to be piled onto something. or someone... There was a half laugh- half choked sound coming from the middle of the human mosh pit.
".Duo?" Quatre asked tentatively, afraid of what was about to come out.
Yet another half strangled half laughter sound.
"Lookie at what we caught! Another mountain bear!" called a little girl in pigtails in a pair of purple overalls.
It was rather hard to be heard over all that screaming.
"Children! Kids! Get off him! You're gonna . suffocate him!" Quatre yelled, hoping that they'd take notice. They didn't.
"Okay! Okay! Uncle! I SAID UNCLE! Now get off! Thank you!" heaved and panted a very sweaty, ticked out . sticky?! Duo.
Quatre started at Duo's hair. His pride and joy. His specially conditioned and shampooed daily braid.
"what? What? Can't the assistant teacher have a little fun once in a while as well?" laughed Duo, unaware of all of what happened.
"Um. did any of the kids happen to have a . sticky candy in their mouths before they all piled on top of you and attempted to tickle you to death?" Quatre questioned nervously, seeing his friends hair in a huge tangle.
Duo put his fingers under his chin in the "thinker" pose. Well. there was Stacey.. and then there was Yoko-san. never mind, lets just say they all had candy for breakfast!" he finally replied with a grin on his face.
Quatre stared. Just then, the door opened with a "creeeeeeeeeeak." Trowa walked in with Heero, and Wufei bringing up the rear.
"You have something in your hair" Wufei commented rather bluntly, looking out the window at the peaceful blossoming trees.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!?!?!!!?!?!" Duo exclaimed, jumping up and trying to reach around to see how much of his beloved was damaged. "NOOooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!" He cried, falling on his knees at the sight of the normally shiny, beautiful chestnut colored shampoo ad hair in a tangled, flurry, and undistinguishable mess of something. "How.what.why?! WHY ME GOD! WHY ME?!" He cried, big streams of anime tears rolling down his face.
Trowa tapped him on the shoulder, attempting to remove him from the floor. He refused to budge. "Get up. The kids are staring. You'll scare them all away if you don't get yourself cleaned up" He said, finally getting the very-heavy-when-he-wanted-to-be pilot to stand up.
"my. braid.my.hair.you.left me." he murmured to himself as Trowa led him to the teachers' lounge.
The children eyes followed them as the left the room, all staring in shock.
"Well." said Quatre, turning to the class full of bewildered little kids staring up at him. He put his hand behind his head and grinned, embarrassed. "Mr. Maxwell will be fine. after a while, don't worry, its not your fault!" He added in a rush as he saw a little boy about to burst into tears. "No! No! Don't cry! . Um. here! Lets have . 15 minutes of playtime!"
"YAY!" All the little kids cheered as they raced to attack the various amounts of toys stocked around the classroom.
The clock on the wall read 8:10. 10 minutes into the day, and Quatre was ready to quit.
AN - I'm sorry! This . isn't the best! I'm sorry this is so short! But I updated! *proud smile* *gets pelted and buried under a mound of rotten vegetables* What do you think? Got any ideas? Oh, and if you want to be in this, just press the little button that says "Review" below! ^_^
