This is for AMY because she hates Mary-Sues (die die die!)

I'm sorry, currently in an INSANE mood and bleh. Don't flame cos this is PARODY. MUAHAHAH. Ok. O_o o_O

I got this INSPIRATION from Kielle's KALEWEN GOES 2 MIDDLE EARTH SQUEE! Go read it! It's LotR, but it's HILARIOUS. ^_^

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~*Jessica's Adventures in the Yugioh World*~ DAMN HER

Once upon a time there was a girl named Jessica. And she was part pharaoh, part millennium puzzle, part horse, and part cow. Everyone in her school (RICE) hated her cos Jessica LoVeD Yami (*heart heart heart*) loved her! She was so happy and she was in heaven everyday because she went to the Yugioh! World everyday after lunch.

Jessica's parents died in a volcanic eruption, but she couldn't save them cos she wasn't there on time (how sad!). Jessica had the powers of Shadi and she was beautiful with perfect hair and eye color so that's why Yami loved her so much.

Her clothes were like SO totally cool and like awesome! I mean, wow, she was like the fashion show at her school and like everyone liked her and all the teachers did too.

One day, when Jessica went to the Yugioh world after lunch, she joined Yugi, Téa, Tristan, and Joey on their little adventures in the Yugioh world. And like, everyone there totally liked her. She even helped Yugi/Yami defeat Pegasus! Like WOW!

Even Malik liked her, and he never liked anyone I mean, is she like special or wat?

But this day, Shadi like sorta grew tired of her and he wanted all the magical powers of her, so he like made her disappear with all his millennium items and she was gone forever! How MEAN!

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Damn, can you believe some authors really write like THAT? DIE!

Please note this is a PARODY and I don't support Mary-Sueism.

~*The End of my Very Insane Mood*~