Ch 2 - At the Airport

Ross and Rachel are standing in a long line waiting for their tickets to be checked and then head onto the plane. Finally it's their turn. "Next!" the large lady with bright red hair and a navy work suit with big brass buttons calls to them.

"Hi, We need our tickets checked. We tried to board already but they told us to have them checked here." Ross said.

"Mm-hmm, don't they all." she said. "Where are you headed?"

"Florida," the married couple said at the same time.

She took the tickets from him and typed their codes into the computer. "La-dee-dee-dee-da", the lady sang as the computer was processing the information that she had just typed. "Yeah, these are fine." she told Ross. "Probably just got misprinted or something. You know, it's odd, our printers here are really old. They've been here for like over 400 years, it seems. It's like, WOAH!" she says in a screechy voice. She continues rambling on about the printers, her job, and just random crap.

Rachel steps up next to Ross, "Yeah. Uh-huh." she interrupts the lady. "Look, uh, Gladys." she says as she looks at the lady's name-tag. "We really need to get going, okay? So, uh, like, do the printing thing so we can go." she says as she gestures with her hands.

"Hmm." Gladys says. "Okay. Number one, no hands in the face." she says. "And number two, MAYBE I will, and MAYBE I won't."

"Heee." Ross says in a squeaky voice (like he did in the episode where him and Mona make a christmas card). "We do need to go."

"Okay...Hunky." the woman says, as she checks Ross out.

"Look, I'm kinda confused." Rachel says, annoyed. "But, look, Miss Gladys, this man is married." She says as she grabs Ross's hand and shows the lady his wedding band. "Happily married, okay? Two kids, too."

"Hah." the lady chortles to herself as she looks Rachel over. She re- prints the tickets and hands them to Ross. "Buh-bye, sweetheart."

"Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm just...like..that's nasty." he says as he looks at her and then they walk off.