Sonic's A Daddy!?

By the infamous (or, in my opinion, unfamous) Kiyo-chan

Chapter 1: Can You Fill Me In? 'Cause I Am TOTALLY Confused!

A/N: This is hopefully another humor/romance fic. Amy's pregnant with Sonic's child, and the rest of the gang interferes with everything!

Disclaimer: I don't own Sonic. Or the song, "Fill Me In," by Craig David. But I do own the rap Knuckles sings that I called "SA2 Rap."

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I was checking this girl next door
When her parents went out
She phoned said hey boy, come on right around
So I knock at the door
You was standing with a bottle of red wine
Ready to pour
Dressed in all that Satin and Lace to the floor
So I went in
Then we sat down start kissing
Caressing
Told me about Jacuzzi
Sounded interesting
So we jumped right in
All calls diverted to answerphone
Please leave a message after the tone
I'm not being mean
Her Parents were kinda cool
But they ran a fine line between me and you
We were just doing things young people in love do
Parents trying to find out what we were up to
Saying why were you creeping round late last night
Why did I see two shadows moving in your bedroom light
Now you're dressed in black
When I left you were dressed in white
Can you fill me in
Calls diverted to answerphone
Red wine bottle half the contents gone
Midnight return Jacuzzi turned on
Can you fill me in
Whenever the coast was clear and she'd ask me to come out
I'd say hey girl, come on right around
So she knocked at the door
I was standing with the keys in my hand to the 4x4
Jumped in my ride
Chucked in where nobody saw
The club we went in
We got down down down to the rhythm
Saw it was early morning
Thought we'd better be leaving
So I gave you my jacket for you to hold
Told you to wear it coz you felt cold
I'm not being mean
I didn't mean to break the rules
I weren't trying to play your Mum and Dad for fools
We were just doing things young people in love do
Parents trying to find out what we were up to
Saying why can't you keep your promises no more
Say you'll be home by 12 come strolling in at 4
Out went the girls but leaving with the boy next door
Can you fill me in
Wearing a jacket who's property
Said you'd been queuing for a Taxi
But you left all your money on the TV
Can you fill me in
All they seem to do
Is be checking up on you
Baby
Watching our every move
Think some day they might approve
Baby
Why were you creeping round late last night
Why did I see two shadows moving in your bedroom light
Now you're dressed in black
When I left you were dressed in white
Can you fill me in
Calls diverted to answerphone
Red wine bottle half the contents gone
Midnight return Jacuzzi turned on
Can you fill me in
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Sonic woke up and looked down. And again he remembered what had happened, what they did. He eased slowly off of Amy and layed down by her side. He stroked her quills as she slept and moved his hands to stray her bare shoulders. The sky was gray and cloudy, normal for middle March. "Comes in like a lion, comes out like a lamb," Sonic whispered to himself, remembering what he had been told about the month of March. Amy yawned and looked over at him, awake. "Hey," she said sweetly. "Heh," Sonic said to himself. He leaned over and kissed her. After he pulled back, Amy suddenly threw a robe on, rushed to the bathroom, and Sonic could hear her throwing up.

I don't have a good feeling about this…

After she threw up, Amy leaned over the sink and looked in the mirror. "I can't believe he thinks I'm so attractive…look at me! Morning after we fuck, I throw up!" She groaned again and leaned over the toilet and began retching and then throwing up. After she finished, she felt something stray her fingers from in her robe. It was a pregnancy test. "No…no…I can't be…but I guess I have to…" She decided that it was very possible, so she tested herself. After putting in the blue fluid, she discovered that the test was positive. "Oh, God…" she groaned. Before she could think of a way to tell Sonic, she returned to the toilet and threw up for the third time.

"All right, homies! You all ready to feel the beat!?" The red echidna Knuckles had his first gig at a local nightclub. He figured he could get a start on his rap career this way. Knuckles cleared his throat and began:

"Well, my name is Knuckles

But the ladies call me Knux

I've got a story to share

'Bout a gang without much luck!

They find a weird-lookin' hedgehog

From the Space Colony ARK

His name was Shadow, his eyes were red

He had a bad 'tude and his tone was dark!

My boy, Sonic

He faced him off, called him a faker

Shadow beat his blue ass black and blue

And said, "You met your maker!"

Shadow thought he was all that

Blowing off people here and dissin' them there

He worked with Dr. Eggman and a hot bat named Rouge

She had pretty blue-green eyes and really white hair!

She got a crush on Shadow when he saved her

He said, "It's just for the emeralds, not you."

She didn't give a fuck about that

And admired him with love that was true!

After a little space ride

Emeralds floatin' in the air

Sonic and Shadow faced off

In a fight that was all fair!

"Sonic won the fight

He saved the earth

What was that?

The colony's crashin' down, bringin' down the planet's girth!

A discovery Shadow was alive

The final face off with the Biolizard

Sonic and Shadow turned super

And beat the ugly thing until there was nothin' but its gizzards!

And that's the story, my peeps

How the Earth was saved

Thanks to the out-of-luck gang

That gained the attention they craved!"

Knuckles looked around and saw everyone in the club cheering. "Yes!" he yelled. "I'm on the way!"

Amy finally walked out of the bathroom and faced Sonic. "Sonic, um…do you want to know why I was throwing up?" she asked. "Yeah, I do," he said. "Well, I-I'm pregnant," she whispered. Sonic fell off the bed and got knocked out. When he came to, he asked, "What happened?" "You fainted after I told you I was pregnant," Amy told him, stroking his quills. "Oh…" Then he looked down and then said, "We're in big trouble, mm-hmm…"

End of Chapter 1

A/N: Wow! Who'd have thought Sonic'd manage to get Amy pregant!? Now they have to tell the others about the news, next time on Sonic's A Daddy!? And PLEASE R/R, but no flames. I'm pyrophobic and it makes me INSANE! O_O