Okay, my friend and I wrote this at about 6 am, after pulling an all-nighter "sleep"-over. Yep. And we were sugar-high! So it is both strange and pointless! And at the end of the chapter, you get a look at how we act after 20+ hours of absolutely NO sleep! Most of it is very special… And sorry for not posting in a while, but my life has been this: lazy, grounded, Final Fantasy X, grounded, writer's block, grounded…. You get the picture…. ^_^;; And Abby=Chichiri, and Nat=Tasuki, if you get confused at my name-switching…
Chapter 3: Where Nothing Really Important Happens!
Later that day, the group of five entered the town, already in disguise. They were all disguised as a small band of travelers, while Chichiri just shifted into a random monk, because he said he didn't feel too creative today.
"WHY DO I HAVE TO WEAR THIS FUCKIN' SCARF?!!" Tasuki bellowed at the top of his lungs, obviously unhappy with his cheesy disguise.
"Da! Stop attracting attention, no da!!" Abby whispered angrily, not wanting too much attention to come to them
"Hey you two, cool it ok!!??" Nuriko
growled at them both, clenching his fist to emphasize the punishment.
"Sorry, no da…"
"SORRY!?!?? HE HIT ME
FIRST!!!"
Tamahome sighed and shook his head.
"Guys, we're already getting enough attention as it is!" He motioned to a
small group of children, staring at the group in stunned silence.
".... Oops..." Tasuki and
Chichiri muttered in unison, now embarrassed by their outburst.
Miaka shook her head. Both of them,
especially Chichiri, had been acting weird and grumpy ever since they had run
off into the woods. "Ok, guys, just please calm down. Now we're going to split up and try to find
info"
"Hai!" They all nodded,
splitting up into separate groups and fading off into the crowd.
~~~**A Few
Hours Later**~~~
Nuriko, Abby, and Nat were waiting
impatiently at the inn for Tamahome and Miaka to show up.
"Da….. where's Tamahome and
Miaka, no da?" Chichiri whined. "They're a half an hour late, na no
da…..."
"Oh...ya know what they're
probably doin'..." Nat muttered, grinning an evil fanged grin.
"Eww! I don't wanna picture
that!!" Nuriko groaned.
"Da! Dirty thoughts dirty
thoughts dirty thoughts!!!" Abby shrieked, causing several customers to
give annoyed looks to the loud and semi-rowdy crew in the back.
"Well SORRY for bringin' it up!" he exclaimed indignantly.
"Jus' givin' ya my opinion!!!" He spotted Miaka and Tamahome come in, with
their usual loving expressions on their faces. He waved to them, yelling out
for the world to hear. "HEY TAMA, MIAKA!! WHY'RE YOU SO LATE? YOU TWO BUSY
Getting' ALL HOT AN' HEAVY!!??"
Miaka glared angrily at Tasuki
while the crowd slowly moved away from the group of loonies in the back.
"No we weren't! We were doing VERY important work!!"
"Ya, I know what THAT important
work is..." Nat muttered, loud enough for Tamahome to hear.
"I HEARD THAT!!!" Tamahome jumped
Tasuki, and the two started wrestling in the corner, rolling across the floor
and causing general mayhem.
Abby gritted her teeth angrily, and her
eyebrow started twitching. "So.... ARE WE GONNA TALK ABOUT SEX ALL NIGHT
OR ARE GONNA EXCHANGE INFORMATION!!!!!???"
Miaka lept up from her seattrying
her best to separate the two fighters. "Okay, okay, geez..."
Abby watched the fight for a
minute, then got an evil idea.
"Umm.... Tasuki? I broke your
pencil, no da..." she cut in.
Nat stopped fighting, then turned
to furiously glare at Abby. "WHAT!!!?!????" she roared furiously.
"THAT WAS MY FAVORITE PENCIL YOU BAKA!!!! DO YA KNOW HOW MUCH THAT PENCIL
MEANS T' ME!!?? WE'VE BEEN THROUGH EVERYTHIN' TOGETHER!!!!!! I LOVED IT'S
GREENNESS! IT WAS SO GREEN!! YOU BROKE IT!??"
She roared furiously, then charged in and
started to strangle Chichiri.
"Da...Just...kidding....no...da..." Chichiri managed to gasp
between staggered breaths, which only made Nat angrier.
Nat smacked Abby on the head,
yelling angry curses. "YOU BAKA!!!!!!!!"
Abby squirmed out of Nat's grasp,
rubbing her sore head. "Daaa…. That hurt, no da…."
"Well, DUH!"
"GUYS! COOL IT!!!
NOW!!!!!!!!" Nuriko finally gotten angry enough to get involved, and
yelled at Tasuki and Chichiri. Tasuki ran behind Chichiri in fear, peeking over
the monk's shoulder.
"I'm scared...."
"Da..."
Nuriko leaned in closer to the two,
whispering angrily. "We're catching TOO much attention!!" Looking around,
they noticed that everyone was giving the very loud group some very strange
looks.
"Oh you guys shouldn't drink
anymore sake. It makes you fight too much!" Tamahome Added in, trying his
best to keep attention away from them, speaking loud enough for everyone to
hear. Most of the crowd shrugged and returned to their drinks and activities,
but many still shot odd looks in their direction.
"WHAT!?? SAKE!!?? WHERE!?!??" Tasuki frantically looked around for his sacred and favorite drink. Sighing, Chichiri, grabbed Tasuki by the collar and pulled him down into his seat.
"Cool it, or I'll get mad, no
da!" she whispered furiously to her friend.
Tasuki, however, didn't hear him.
"BUT WHERE'S DA FUCKIN' SAKE DAMMIT!!??" he continued to yell at the
top of his lungs.
Abby sighed and waved her hand,
muttering, and Nat was suddenly mute. Upon realizing it, she tried to yell even
louder, stomping around and throwing a Tasuki-tantrum, only to freak out MORE
people. Finally, Abby had had enough. She used a quick spell to immobilize Nat
from the neck down, then glared at her angrily.
"Do you want the poo-headed
one to find us, no da?" she growled.
"…..."
"Ok, good." Chichiri yawned
and leaned back in her chair. "Let's get the info switched and go to bed. I'm
pooped, no da." Miaka and Tamahome both nodded. Nuriko sighed, muttering
about idiots, but also nodded. Tasuki, meanwhile, danced around in the
background, waving little fans that said 'CAN I TALK NOW?!' in bold red
letters.
Abby sighed and rubbed her
forehead in exasperation. "Da! Only if you promise not to go on your crazy
rampages, na no da."
Nat nodded vigorously, and Abby
reluctantly lifted the spell. "Aaaah, that's better…" Nat sighed as
she slumped into her seat.
"Ok, Chichiri, Tasuki, Nuriko,
what did you find?" Mika shrugged. "We didn't get anything…"
Tasuki thought for a few minutes. "Ummmm....
uhhh......... hmmm..... THIS!!" Grinning triumphantly, he held up a gold
ryo. "I found this on th' floor!"
Tamahome jumped up and grabbed it, trying to wrench it out of Tasuki's grasp. "Oooh! Gimme!"
"NO!!! I SAW IT FIRST! GET YER OWN!!"
Whap! Whap!!! Quick as a flash, Chichiri whacked them both on the heads with his staff, adding to their collection of bumps. "COOL IT, NO DA!"
Tasuki and Tamahome immediately stop and
cower in a corner, nodding. Everyone settled down, and then Nat continued with
her "observations".
"Umm.....I also saw......people...."
Everyone fell, and the few people who hadn't run out of the inn at this point were
starting to think leaving was a good idea.
"Daaaa...."
Miaka stood up and brushed herself
off. "What did you find Chichiri?"
Chichiri smiled. "Da! I know that
Nakago is here, where he's stating, how long he's going to be here…" He
continued on for a few minutes, giving them all of the info they needed, as
well as plenty of extra info. Everyone stared at him in shock.
"HOW'D YOU FIND ALL OF THAT
INFO!?"
"It's a piece of cake to change
my appearance!" He grinned happily.
"Well, I FOUND good info too!
It's not everyday ya see...people...."
Abby glared angrily at Nat. "TASUKI!
SHUT UP OR I'M PUTTING THAT SILENCING SPELL ON YOU AGAIN NO DA!!!" Nat
shrank into the corner again, terrified of Abby's wrath.
"Ok..."
"Ok, so where's he staying??"
Tamahome asked Chichiri, ignoring Tasuki's idiotic prattle.
"Well, he's staying at the big
fancy place which name I do not know of, no da. He's with another seishi but I
could not find out who, and Nakago will be staying here for four more days. And
that's all my info that I could totally confirm, no da."
"I saw a guy.... He was pickin'
his nose...." Tasuki said triumphantly. "He flicked it an' it almost
hit me so I flamed 'em."
"ARE YOU TRYING TO GET OUR
COVER BLOWN!!?" Nuriko yelled. All of the people remaining in the bar were
slowly making their way towards the exit.
"Uhh.... wasn't it already
blown??"
"Thanks to you, no
da!!!!!" Chichiri growled, turning slightly red in anger.
"Uhh.... sorry??" Tasuki squeaked
out, noting Chichiri's expression.
"Ok.... what's the plan?"
Nuriko asked. Tamahome shot another one of his suspicious looks at Tasuki and
Chichiri. Tasuki saw him looking at them and waved jokingly at Tamahome.
"Hi!"
"Da..." Chichiri finally
snapped at the excessive amounts of stupidity and craziness. He started banging
his head against the wall, attempting to knock himself out. "Why me? Why
oh why me!!?? Why!! Someone tell me WHY!!??"
"Umm.... Cause yer
Chichiri!!" Nat watched Abby bang her head against the wall. "Y' know
if ya do that anymore you'll get a concussion." She pointed out helpfully.
"I DON'T CARE NO DA!!!!"
Nuriko jumped up and pulled Chichiri away from the wall, but
Chichiri still kept trying to bang his head on whatever he could get his head
against.
Tasuki watched for another minute,
then grinned. "Actually, that looks like fun!!" He joined in with the
head banging. Nuriko pulled him away from the wall, as well.
"GUYS!!! We're getting
NOWHERE!!!!" Nuriko yelled at them, starting to get really pissed off.
"Ok, I got kinda a plan..."
Miaka exclaimed, ignoring their banging. "We sneak in the big place
disguised as servants and stop Nakago!"
"Great plan..." Tasuki
muttered angrily, after banging his head against the wall one final time.
"It's always 'disguise yerselves. We're gonna SNEAK in... DISGUISED!!'
Can't ya think of a more INTERESTIN' plan!!??"
"But all you do is run and
stomp their asses and run out." Tamahome pointed out.
Tasuki grinned slyly. "Oh, but
that's where yer wrong! I barge in, FLAME EM, THEN stomp their asses an'
run!"
Everyone sweatdropped at Tasuki's
twisted planning and logic, accurate as it was.
".... Let's go with Miaka's
plan" Tamahome said.
"I agree, no da." Abby added,
nodding her head, finally calming down when she realized that things were
actually happening.
"Fine! We'll do yer
plan!" Tasuki pouted. "...But I wanna fry Nakago!!!"
Abby sighed in exasperation. "Tasuki!
Nakago put up a magical anti magic barrier, no da. Remember episode
19!!??" Abby's fangirl side full of the useless information was finally
starting to kick in.
"Oh ya...I remember that....
an' then episode 20 where Tamahome kicked my ass!!!" Nat growled, glaring
evilly at Tamahome.
"What are you talking
about!!?" Miaka asked, now more than slightly confused.
"Nothing!!!" Chichiri and
Tasuki quickly said, turning into innocent-looking chibi-angels.
".... Ok...." Muttered
Tamahome, slightly confused with how they got the angel getup.
"So.... are we all in an
agreement on my plan??" Miaka asked after a few moments of awkward silence.
"I guess...." Nuriko
shrugged. "Since it's the only plan we have…"
"Ya, ya, ya...." Tasuki
muttered. "But I'M gonna be da one t' fry Nakago t' a crisp!" He announced
cheerfully.
Meanwhile, in the background, Chichiri was digging silently through Miaka's
pack, stealing a bag of jellybeans without Miaka noticing what he was doing. ((WOW
CAN THAT EVEN BE POSSIBLE!!?))
"Well you can't!" Nuriko
spat.
"Uhh...who SAYS I
CAN'T!!??" Nat yelled at him.
"We all do, no da!" Abby
said triumphantly.
"FINE! IF YER ALL GONNA BE
THAT WAY I'M GONNA GO AN' KICK HIS ASS BY MYSELF!" With that, Tasuki angrily
stomped out of the inn, growling curses.
"Oh great. Now our covers
going to be definitely blown, no da." Chichiri sighed, shaking his head
slowly.
"Someone go after him before
he does something really stupid!" Tamahome exclaimed, worried about their
plan being blown and having another nasty run-in with Nakago.
"Da I'll get him!" Chichiri
quickly exclaimed, running out after Tasuki.
Tamahome grinned slyly, rubbing his
chin. "Oooh.... so, the two lovebirds get together. They were probably
planning this all along..." he muttered to himself, running out after
them. "I HAVE to check this out!!"
"Tamahome! Tamahome!
TAMAHOME!!" Miaka cried out after him as he ran out.
"Oh pipe down Miaka, I'll be
back!" Tamahome yelled out over his shoulder as he ran out. Miaka almost
had a heart attack at being blown off like that. And such a shame that she
didn't, then we wouldn't have to put up with her and her whining. ((WE HATE
MIAKA! Can you tell? ^_^))
"Why do I have to get stuck
with Miaka again?" Nuriko whined hopelessly as he waited for Chichiri to
retrieve Tasuki, and for Tamahome to come back as well. At this point, he and
Miaka were the only ones in the inn. Everyone had run out, scared of the
dangerous loonies in the back…
~~~**The Insanity will continue.....*~~~
Reasons NOT to pull an all nighter. And yes, we actually said and did all of
this….
21 hours with no sleep…
Nat: *after Abby accidentally broke her green mechanical pencil when writing* YOU
WHAT!?? YOU BROKE MY PENCIL!! MY BEAUTIFUL GREEN PENCIL!!! I TOLD YOU TO
CHERISH IT! I SHOULDA KNOWN!!! YOU POO FACE!!!! *Attacks her with a red pen and
continues rambling for another hour about how she broke her wonderful green
pencil*
22 hours with no sleep…
Abby: Ow, my neck hurts, and the voices are talking again! Hello voices!
Nat:..............*Goes on a series of dots, not knowing what to say* (IT'S A
MIRACLE!)
23 hours with no sleep…
Abby: "Inu Yasha, Inu Yasha,
Si~it! Si~it!
Whammity Whammity Wham Wham!
Whammity Whammity Wham Wham!
"Ow, my back! Ow my back!!!!"
23 and a half hours of no sleep…
Abby: *Sings to the tune of 'Heart of Sword' from Kenshin* Pika chu pika
pikachu pika!!!"
Nat: ....Help me....somebody! Please!!! I BEG OF YOU! I WILL GIVE YOU
MONEY!!" (Wow...that's another miracle right there)
24 hours of no sleep…
Abby: *Points downward* Tasuki!
Nat: Huh? *Looks under the table* What? Is he under there?
Abby: No, he is in my pants! Weeee!! ^_^
Nat: *does a Pedro (from Excel Saga) NOO!* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! *10 minutes later* NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *2 hours later* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Ok I'm done....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *Goes on another 10 hours before Abby can't take it anymore and dies*
Abby: @_@
