WOO HOO! I finally am posting again! Yes, I know I've been slow. But I put LOTS of thought before writing! (And yes, I'm lazy, too!). BUT I HAVE FINALLY PUT UP CHAPTER 4!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA! And, as always, Abby= Chichiri, and Nat= Tasuki
Chapter 4- Wanderings and Spying
"Daaaaa! Nat! Wait up!" Abby ran through the streets, rushing to catch up with Nat.
"What th' hell are y' followin' ME for!?" Nat glared at Chichiri suspiciously as he caught his breath. " I thought y' liked Miaka's plan."
Abby shook her head, grinning. "Nah. I don't really care, no da. Plus, I'm the only one who knows where Nakago is, na no da."
Nat nodded, smiling slightly. "Yer right. Are y' comin' wit' me?"
"Of course, no da! I even nabbed some jellybeans from Miaka!"
Meanwhile, Tamahome had followed Chichiri through the crowds, and found him walking with Tasuki. "Targets found," he muttered to himself, randomly starting to self-narrate. "Suspicion growing. Proceeding to sneak closer and prove that they're gay…"
He crept closer, listening in on their conversation. Chichiri seemed to be explaining something to Tasuki, who was listening intently.
"…So then, after you fry Nakago, we pull out our ammo and pelt him with it, and then we can escape while you fry anyone who gets in our way, no da!"
Nat grinned happily. "Hehe, this is gonna be great!"
Tamahome cocked an eyebrow. "Listening to lovers," he murmured, not knowing what they were talking about. Of course, he had totally missed the point, and being the dummy that he was, had interpreted it the wrong way, "am becoming curious about their motives. Pondering what they're talking abou—oh gross…" The random, twisted thought of a yaoi couple crossed his mind. "Disgust taking over…"
Pausing to ponder HOW to reveal news like this to Miaka, he missed them both turning and walking off down a side street, chatting happily.
"Ahh! No! Targets lost! Must regain visual contact!!" Muttering more nonsense in self-narration, he ran off to find them…
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"Dammit, no da!"
"Whaddya do?"
"I think we're lost, no da. I don't remember this part, na no da…"
"WHADDYA MEAN, LOST?!!?"
Abby shot an annoyed glance at Nat. "I took a different route, no da!"
"Great. Jus' great…" Grumbling, Nat leaned up against a wall. "NOW how d' we fry Nakago?"
Abby shrugged, pulling back her sleeve. Pulling a random pen out of nowhere, she began scribbling on her arm, which looked to be partially covered in writing.
"Whazzat?"
Abby grinned and held out her arm. "Notes."
Laughing, Nat shook her head. "Yer nuts."
As the two laughed and conversed about random things, Tamahome had managed to sneak up on them again.
"Targets recovered!" he grinned, and, hiding behind a nearby bush, he crept closer. "Resuming listening…"
"An' then 'member episode 20 when Tama kicked my ass? DAMN tha' was a good episode!"
"Da! And when I turned into Nakago and ran into him, no da? THAT was classic!"
"Huh?" Tamahome inquired to himself, "Are they talking in code? Suspicion rising…"
Curious to hear more, he leaned in closer…
…And a branch snapped.
Tasuki and Chichiri whirled around, in battle stance. Tasuki went first. "REKKA SHINEN!!"
Instantly the bush and Tamahome erupted into flames. After the flames died down, they saw who was really spying on them.
"DA! TAMAHOME?! Why're YOU spying on us, na no da?!"
Tasuki growled and brandished his Tessen. "You'd better have a good reason, or else…"
Desperately Tamahome thought up of a way to get out of this mess. "Um… I was coming to… to… Help you!"
Chichiri tilted his head, looking unimpressed. "Oh really…?" Slowly, he advanced to Tamahome, a strange grin appearing. "Well good. We're going now, no da. And you can come along, as long as you promise to be good, no da…"
Tamahome nodded vigorously. "Uh-huh! Uh-huh!" He was scared of Chichiri now.
Chichiri nodded. "Good. Now we—ack!"
While they were talking, a large group of soldiers came up behind them. One had Grabbed Chichiri by the neck and had the poor seishei caught in a helpless position. The largest and burliest, who had Chichiri, was obviously the leader. He grinned a crooked evil smile and motioned to Tasuki and Chichiri.
"Alright boys. This is them. Take 'em away."
"WHAT TH' FUCK ARE YA-OW HEY LEGGO!" Four Soldiers grabbed Nat's arms, and another one yanked the Tessen out of her grasp, then smashed her on the head with it, knocking her out. The rest had some trouble getting Tamahome, but then they managed to overwhelm him and knock him out. The leader laughed a deep, coarse laugh.
"Good. Now we take 'em to the Shogun. He'll be pleased to find that we've got the Suzaku here. We'll put 'em with those two broads we picked up…"
"DAAA! Leave Miaka alone, na no da!" Abby started to viciously last out against her captor, but a single blow silenced her. The leader laughed again.
"Heh heh heh. Just like little babies. Who would have thought they were so bad?"
And then he and his men dragged the three unconscious seishei off to meet their fate at the hands of Nakago…
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Abby- Wahoo! I finally updated! I ish slow!
Nat- Y' got that right!
Abby- ^^;; Hehehe…. Oh well! Maybe I'll update faster! I've got plans for chapter 5 already! Hehehehehe…..
Nat- uh-oh…. Not the evil Abby laugh….
Abby- Anyways! Keep in touch! Byez!
