Sonic's a Daddy?
By Kiyo-chan
Chapter 3: "I'm performing a marriage ceremony!" Determining the baby's sex…
A/N: In this chapter, wedding bells ring! Also, find out what gender Sonic and Amy's baby is!
"Oh, my God, really?" Rouge asked. "This is awesome!" Knuckles yelled. "Hm, whatever," Shadow scoffed. "Oh, c'mon Shadow! Ya gotta be more excited than that!" Sonic grinned and put an arm around Shadow's shoulders. "Don't touch me," Shadow whispered cynically. "Oh, please," Sonic groaned and removed his arm. The blue hedgehog looked around and saw the young, yellow kitsune was unresponsive. "Tails! Can you believe it? Amy and me are gonna be married!" he yelled. Tails hesitated before giving his best friend a smile. "Yeah, great Sonic," the fox boy managed to tell him. But Sonic knew Tails better than that. "What's wrong, Tails?" he asked. "Nothing!" Tails screamed. "Okay," Sonic shrugged. Rouge then leaned toward Sonic, her blue-green eyes shining. "So how much did her engagement ring cost?" she asked. "Oh…I didn't buy that yet." Sonic smiled nervously. Rouge, Shadow, and Tails fell over. Knuckles walked up to Sonic. "Well, if you didn't buy her a ring, can I have her then?" he asked. Sonic glared at the red echidna and before anyone could say, "Sonic, you moron! You forgot the ring, you bastard!" Sonic was beating up the echidna like a stepchild.
"Okay, Sonic, here's your choices of engagement rings…STOP LOOKING AT THE DAMN PORNOGRAPHY, YOU TWO!" Rouge was yelling at Sonic and Knuckles while Shadow was leaning against a pyramid of glassware with his eyes closed. Sonic put down the dirty mag and grinned evilly. "He only needs a slight breeze and it's bye-bye glassware!" the blue hedgehog thought. He went up to Shadow, closed his eyes, and held his breath. When he was about to let it out, Shadow quickly switched places with Sonic, and pulled out his portable, battery-powered fan. Suddenly, Sonic tripped and broke all of the glassware. Tails, Rouge, and Knuckles were laughing hysterically but not before a huge security guard came by and put all five of them in jail cells.
"Damn it! How the hell could this have happened?" Sonic muttered and paced through the cell. "Well, you did trip over over a thousand dollars of glassware," Tails said observantly as he swung his feet over the top bunk. "That's not such a big deal," said the bored echidna. "KNUCKLES, WE CAN'T EVEN GET OUT WITHOUT PAYING FIVE HUNDRED MOBIANS!!!" Tails screamed. "If you hadn't forgotten your wallet, we'd be out of here by now!" Sonic yelled. "And mess up my new leather pants? I don't think so…" Knuckles got up and showed off his new black leather pants. "You are sooo fashion obsessed," Tails groaned. Sonic looked around. "Y'know, I haven't heard Shadow and Rouge since we got in." "You don't think…" Tails began. The three of them looked over at the cell next to them and saw that Shadow and Rouge were asleep, with Rouge missing her shirt. "I can't believe it…" Knuckles began. "Shadow scored! At least I think he did," Tails pondered. "Guys, stop it. I'm getting really disturbing images right now," Sonic warned. "Then you shouldn't have read all that pornography!" Tails yelled. "What pornography, Sonic?" said a familiar voice. "Guys? Don't tell me…" Sonic winced and turned around. Standing in front of the cell door was Amy. "I got a call from here telling me that you five ended up in prison! I had to leave work early to get you guys out!" The pink hedgehog was looking different from a month ago. She was starting to get rounder and her butt was getting bigger, not to mention her breasts. Also, she was more short-tempered and tired. "Amy…I can explain everything…" Sonic began.
45 seconds later…
"And they arrested us," Sonic finished. "You poor things. Those guys beat you up just because they wanted Knuckles' pants? And you got caught getting ready to punch them and they said you started it?" Amy's green eyes were filling with tears. Sonic turned around and winked at the guys. When he turned around, Amy was glaring at him. "Do you think I'm going to believe that, even for a second? I know the whole story, boys. Rouge told me, Sonic." Amy was twice as mad as before. Knuckles and Tails smiled at Sonic. "You're on your own, buddy!" they yelled as they ran out the open cell door, followed by Shadow and Rouge. (A/N: Don't worry, people. She put her shirt back on earlier.) Poor Sonic was now left alone with Amy, who looked like she could strangle him. "Amy…I'm really sorry about all this…" Sonic began. Amy calmed down. "I guess I have no choice but to forgive you," she sighed. "Thank God!" Sonic yelled. "BUT DON'T THINK YOU'RE GETTING OF THAT EASILY!" Amy yelled. Then she smirked. "Y'know, this reminds me of back when you got captured because of Shadow…" Amy began. "I'VE GOTTEN ARRESTED BECAUSE OF THAT DAMN HEDGEHOG, TWICE!" Sonic screamed. Amy sighed. "And remember what I said if I saw Shadow? I asked if you would marry me if I told you where he was." "Oh, yeah," Sonic said, rubbing his quills. "So, the only way you're getting out…is if you marry me…" Amy grinned. "Well…that's gonna take some time…YES, YES, YES, YES!" Sonic yelled.
Three days later…
"I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I can't believe it!" Amy yelled over and over again. "You're just marrying Sonic, geez!" Rouge muttered. She helped Amy get her dress on properly. "But I've admired him for so long. And usually, he'd just ignore me but now…" Amy looked up as tears ran down her face. "Don't you dare cry so much, it took me forever to put your makeup on," Rouge scolded. "Sorry," Amy whispered. Shadow went into the room with his eyes covered. "Are you decent?" he asked. "Shadow, it's fine," Rouge told him. Shadow uncovered his eyes and looked at them. "Hm, not bad, little girl," he said, looking at Amy. "Thanks, Shadow…I think," Amy said. "Well, c'mon, guys. There's not a wedding everyday, you know." Shadow left the room. Rouge looked at Amy and the two of them hugged each other. "I'm going to miss having you as my roomate," Amy sighed. "Hey, it's okay. Besides, Shadow told me I could stay at his apartment," the batgirl grinned wickedly. "So you two…OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE WICKED!" Amy yelled.
Knuckles stepped up to the podium. "As a close friend of the groom, I feel it is my duty to perform this ceremony," he grinned. Tails rolled his eyes. "If you weren't the only one who knew how this goes, you'd be replaced," he muttered. "Shut your cake-hole, Irene!" Knuckles retorted. Sonic was ignoring their argument. He was more nervous than ever. Shadow then walked in. "They're both ready," he said stolidly. He then stood next to Tails and the music played. Rouge was throwing flower petals down the aisle before she took her place across from Shadow. The music then resumed and Amy walked down the aisle. Sonic nearly fell down when he saw her. She looked so beautiful; his heart was starting to ache. The feeling was starting to increase when she stood next to him. The two of them faced Knuckles. "How do you plead?" he began. Tails then whispered something in his ear. "Oh! Right! Um…Dearly beloved, blah blah blah, we're gathered here 'cause these two wanna get married, 'cause she's carryin' his kid. Who don't want them together?" Knuckles was treating this with little remorse. Nobody said anything so Knuckles got up. "You're married, put on the rings, kiss the bride, AND GIVE ME MY WINE!" he yelled. Sonic put the ring he got for Amy on her finger, Amy put the ring she got for him on his finger, they kissed, and ran to the reception hall.
Two days later…
Sonic and Amy were at the doctor's office for Amy's checkup. After he listened to the baby's heartbeat, he used an ultrasound machine on her stomach. "Mmm…interesting…why is there gas?" the doctor asked. "I just had Mexican," Amy explained. "Oh, okay…" He turned off the machine. "Well?" Sonic asked. The doctor got up and shook his hand. "Congratulations, you two. You're going to have a girl." Amy nearly screamed in delight. "A-a girl? Really?" she asked. The doctor nodded and the two married hedgehogs walked out. As they were walking out, Sonic took his wife's hand. "So, Amy? How do you feel about naming the baby Monica?" the blue hedgehog asked. The pink hedgehog smiled at him. "I think that it would be a really good name," she told him. As they walked toward their apartment, Amy leaned her head on her husband's shoulder.
End of Chapter 3
A/N: *sniff* Happy endings make me cry. Well, next time, Sonic prepares for the biggest thing he could ever do: Shop for baby things! When Tails, Knuckles, and Shadow accompany him, y'know things are going to get exciting! So R/R, and thanks for the reviews! They really mean a lot to me…
