Authors note: I hope this is not stupid, sorry it took so long to write, I have been busy.

While the Drunk Chi chi, Bulma and 18 where loudly parading along in the woods, they just happened to wake up a massive bear. As the bear awoke, it let off a massive roar, and it scared the girls so much they just happend to run into the Vampires. "Phew! Hey, Bulma, Chi Chi, where are we" said 18, as they all looked up, and noticed Vegeta, Goku and Krillin.


"You are in the middle of the woods on sunday, at 11.32pm", said Lord Vegeta.
"Oh, do you know how to get back to Mindora? I really am tired" said Bulma, the other girls nodding in agreement. Krillin smirked at the girls obvious stupidity, and formulated a plan, which he whispered to Vegeta, "Why dont we lead them to the castle instead, it will make things easier". Mean while Chi chi was chatting up Goku. "Why dont I go to your house instead of mine and we can have champaine" whispered the drunken Chi chi as she ran a finger down Gokus chest. Goku just looked down, red as a beetroot. Although his friends were cold and calculating, Goku was rather shy for a Vampire, and was not used of being around drunken women.
"Mindora is this way, I know it" Krillin said, pointing into the distance. As they where walking to the castle, Bulma tripped over a log and fell on Vegeta. "Oops, I am so sorry," said Bulma drunkly, gazing in to his eyes, thanking her lucky stars that she was talking to such a hunk. But Vegeta just pushed Bulma away, a look of disgust in his eyes, so Bulma drunkly kicked him. Vegeta glared at Bulma, and decided to walk at least 5 steps infront of her.
"We are nealy there now", said Krillin, ignoring Bulma, who was yelling out curses at Vegeta.
"I dont remember it taking this long to go to Mindora. Are we going east? Mindora is in the east", said 18, in a rather suspicious tone.
Krillin rolled his eyes at 18, and replied, "You where near the Vampires castle when we found you, because you only hear that bear on sunday if you go near the Vampires lair. Its a kind of warning. I know, I come exploring out here all the time. And I know, that your village, is in the east on the castle".
"Whatever", said 18, yawning.
"Stupid girl. You should have trusted your instincts", Krillin murmured under his breath.


As the 3 drunken girls trudged along, the 3 Vampires decided they had to strike now. They were only a few miles from the Castle. At Vegetas signal, the 3 Vampires grabbed a woman each, laughing evilly at the girls horrified facial expressions. "Hey girls. Unless you were too drunk to notice earlier, we just happen to be Vampires", said Krillin, baring his sharp teeth at them.
"And we are going to suck your blood", said Goku, a stupid grin plastered on his face. The 3 girls couldn't believe what they were hearing.
"We are NEVER going to drink THAT much again", Bulma muttered, shaking her head.
"Yeah, this is one crazy dream", said 18, nodding.
Vegeta just laughed at the women, and shook his head. "This is no dream", said Vegeta, pointing out into the distance. What the girls saw next made their fate seem worse for wear. What they saw in the distance, upon a mountain, was the Vampires castle.
"Welcome to my home", said Vegeta, in a terrifying voice.