Jurassic Park
By skywalker
A/N: okay guys, a little note, this is not going to follow the JP story exactly, in fact its going to be very different, and I had that planned from the start! ^__^ the paragraphs will be easier to read this time; I'm just swamped with schoolwork right now so I'm at a loss for sanity! By the way, G/I stands for Ganondorf/Impa. LOL, man I love being weird.
Link flopped onto the bed in his room; it felt nice to be able to relax for a while from all of Zelda's lectures. He had been subjected to an extremely boring presentation in her lab, she conducted it herself. He smiled, remembering how she hopped around the halls describing everything as if she was the expert and not the boss of the real ones. The information had been useful, but it would have been nice if Zelda could have not repeated the same concept for an hour. He glanced at the clock on the wall, noon. Zelda had said something about resting for two hours before the tour began. She had led everyone to their rooms, and most of them had gone to sleep. He could hear Darunia next door, his thunderous snores going through the walls. Link's room had a skylight in it, but with interesting metal bars on it, kind of prison like. He heard the door open, it was Saria. "Nice place, huh?" He laughed, "It's interesting." "Those ferns by the pool outside." "What about them?" "Nabooru says they're poisonous." Link laughed again, sitting up. "Figures, these people live only to imitate the past, regardless of the consequences." "They seem to have planned ahead a bit, did you see those fences?" "You mean the ones that practically wrap around the place? Yeah. Impa's been observing the entire area, taking it all in." "How do you know?" "Look out the tempered glass window." Saria walked up to the window and saw Impa walking around on a path, looking thoughtfully at the buildings and at the pool. Saria gave a small chuckle. Link stood up. "What?" "That is so like her, to want to know everything about the world around her, even if she has to be alone to do it." "Yeah, in a few hours she'll be giving us theories on the place, I'll bet she lasted the longest during that lecture." "What lecture?" "The one you slept through."
Impa watched the control buildings curiously. She wanted to see what this island was like, to explore every inch of it. Maybe it was sheikah instinct, she didn't know. Impa had always been looked upon with an incredulous eye when she would tell someone exactly what she thought, which is why she was usually so silent. She would say: "wow, look at those hills, don't you want to just run through them?" Then the other person would look at her strangely and say: "Impa, you desperately need a life." She sighed, wishing someone would someday understand her.
Zelda's high heels clicked down the main hall, the mask salesman trotting along behind her. "The tour is due to start in about a half an hour." He said. "Good, then they're right on schedule." "Who?" "I invited a few more friends along." The salesman stopped in his tracks. "Princess, the island might not be safe!" "I'm trying to prove to you that it is! I won't let you shut me down." "I will if anyone gets hurt." "They won't, trust me."
Princess Ruto could see her colleague was upset, arguing with a red faced man in the hall. Ruto and Malon had been invited along for the trip, and as Link was there, they wouldn't miss it for the world. They had been escorted in by Darunia, now awake from his short nap. The group was now assembled in the main hall, including a few others. Ruto didn't remember most of them, besides Link and Zelda. She saw a little green haired kid, a woman who reminded her of Xena, and was surprised to see her dad standing behind Ganondorf, stealing pieces of beef jerky out of his pocket. "Malon, Ruto! It's great to have you here!" said Zelda, breaking off from her verbal fight. "Hey Zel, thanks for inviting us along!" replied Malon, rushing over to Zelda. Zelda hugged them both, and introduced them. "Malon, Ruto, this is Saria." Zelda began, Saria smiled sweetly. "You know Link and King Zora." Link gave a small wave, King Zora kept eating. "This is Mido; he's working as an engineer here." Mido frowned. "I'm sure you know Ganon, he took over the world several times! He's a lawyer now, figures, all villains are! He's also Jurassic Park's game warden." (No offense meant to lawyers!) Ganon let out a suave smirk. "Darunia, the other lawyer, and my amber source." Darunia gave them both bone crushing hugs. "Ooh! My spine." whimpered Ruto. Malon just rubbed her arm. Zelda continued. "Impa, mathematician and excellent gourmet cook, I know she'll have many questions." Ganondorf watched the shiekah curiously as she greeted the girls with a small, yet cautious bow. "The Happy Mask Salesman, the lawyer who wants to shut me down." The mask salesman nodded curtly. Zelda laughed good-naturedly, "Well, enough introductions, lets start your tour!" Mido, Ganondorf, and King Zora followed Zelda out of the hall to the control room as the salesman led the others outside to two custom-made cars. Ruto and Malon argued. "I want to go with Link!" "No! I get to go! He saved me from a fish!" "Well, I'm not a fish myself!" "Ooh.low low." Link cut in, "That's okay girls, you know I'd ride with you both, but Nabooru, Impa and Saria had dibs on my car, looks like you're with Mr. Happy over there." He pointed to the salesman. The girls stared at him. "Awww." groaned Ruto as she watched Link climb in the other car. "Yeah, really, we could have sat next to him too!" Malon whined, stepping into their car with Ruto and the salesman. In the other car, Link sat in the front, with the girls in back. "This should be interesting, I want to see some more of these people's insanity." He said. Impa spoke quietly, "This park can't work, its impossible." "How?" asked Saria. "Or are you saying that out of disbelief?" "Its defying everything. something's going to go wrong I just know it."she replied. Nabooru laughed, "Oh quit being such a pessimist, this'll be fun." The cars began to move, going along a rollercoaster like track of a road. After about five minutes, a monotone voice came on the speakers, sounding very much like Dampe. "Welcome to the Jurassic Park tour, today we will explore the world of the dinosaurs. Carnivores, herbivores, etcetera. Our first attraction is the dilophosaurus, this spitting creature is very vicious and enjoys killing our trainers, ha ha, just kidding. If you look to either left or right you might see it." Ruto pressed her nose to the window curiously. Through the glass she saw a funny looking dinosaur that looked like an overgrown lizard with a fan on its neck. It hissed at her, and then charged the fence. Ruto heard a loud zapping noise, but saw nothing as the car moved on. Malon whimpered next to her, looking out the back. "Oh! The poor thing! It got zapped!"
I think Malon is going to change her mind next time.
Sorry this is still kinda intro guys! If I get more reviews I'll write faster I promise!
A/N: okay guys, a little note, this is not going to follow the JP story exactly, in fact its going to be very different, and I had that planned from the start! ^__^ the paragraphs will be easier to read this time; I'm just swamped with schoolwork right now so I'm at a loss for sanity! By the way, G/I stands for Ganondorf/Impa. LOL, man I love being weird.
Link flopped onto the bed in his room; it felt nice to be able to relax for a while from all of Zelda's lectures. He had been subjected to an extremely boring presentation in her lab, she conducted it herself. He smiled, remembering how she hopped around the halls describing everything as if she was the expert and not the boss of the real ones. The information had been useful, but it would have been nice if Zelda could have not repeated the same concept for an hour. He glanced at the clock on the wall, noon. Zelda had said something about resting for two hours before the tour began. She had led everyone to their rooms, and most of them had gone to sleep. He could hear Darunia next door, his thunderous snores going through the walls. Link's room had a skylight in it, but with interesting metal bars on it, kind of prison like. He heard the door open, it was Saria. "Nice place, huh?" He laughed, "It's interesting." "Those ferns by the pool outside." "What about them?" "Nabooru says they're poisonous." Link laughed again, sitting up. "Figures, these people live only to imitate the past, regardless of the consequences." "They seem to have planned ahead a bit, did you see those fences?" "You mean the ones that practically wrap around the place? Yeah. Impa's been observing the entire area, taking it all in." "How do you know?" "Look out the tempered glass window." Saria walked up to the window and saw Impa walking around on a path, looking thoughtfully at the buildings and at the pool. Saria gave a small chuckle. Link stood up. "What?" "That is so like her, to want to know everything about the world around her, even if she has to be alone to do it." "Yeah, in a few hours she'll be giving us theories on the place, I'll bet she lasted the longest during that lecture." "What lecture?" "The one you slept through."
Impa watched the control buildings curiously. She wanted to see what this island was like, to explore every inch of it. Maybe it was sheikah instinct, she didn't know. Impa had always been looked upon with an incredulous eye when she would tell someone exactly what she thought, which is why she was usually so silent. She would say: "wow, look at those hills, don't you want to just run through them?" Then the other person would look at her strangely and say: "Impa, you desperately need a life." She sighed, wishing someone would someday understand her.
Zelda's high heels clicked down the main hall, the mask salesman trotting along behind her. "The tour is due to start in about a half an hour." He said. "Good, then they're right on schedule." "Who?" "I invited a few more friends along." The salesman stopped in his tracks. "Princess, the island might not be safe!" "I'm trying to prove to you that it is! I won't let you shut me down." "I will if anyone gets hurt." "They won't, trust me."
Princess Ruto could see her colleague was upset, arguing with a red faced man in the hall. Ruto and Malon had been invited along for the trip, and as Link was there, they wouldn't miss it for the world. They had been escorted in by Darunia, now awake from his short nap. The group was now assembled in the main hall, including a few others. Ruto didn't remember most of them, besides Link and Zelda. She saw a little green haired kid, a woman who reminded her of Xena, and was surprised to see her dad standing behind Ganondorf, stealing pieces of beef jerky out of his pocket. "Malon, Ruto! It's great to have you here!" said Zelda, breaking off from her verbal fight. "Hey Zel, thanks for inviting us along!" replied Malon, rushing over to Zelda. Zelda hugged them both, and introduced them. "Malon, Ruto, this is Saria." Zelda began, Saria smiled sweetly. "You know Link and King Zora." Link gave a small wave, King Zora kept eating. "This is Mido; he's working as an engineer here." Mido frowned. "I'm sure you know Ganon, he took over the world several times! He's a lawyer now, figures, all villains are! He's also Jurassic Park's game warden." (No offense meant to lawyers!) Ganon let out a suave smirk. "Darunia, the other lawyer, and my amber source." Darunia gave them both bone crushing hugs. "Ooh! My spine." whimpered Ruto. Malon just rubbed her arm. Zelda continued. "Impa, mathematician and excellent gourmet cook, I know she'll have many questions." Ganondorf watched the shiekah curiously as she greeted the girls with a small, yet cautious bow. "The Happy Mask Salesman, the lawyer who wants to shut me down." The mask salesman nodded curtly. Zelda laughed good-naturedly, "Well, enough introductions, lets start your tour!" Mido, Ganondorf, and King Zora followed Zelda out of the hall to the control room as the salesman led the others outside to two custom-made cars. Ruto and Malon argued. "I want to go with Link!" "No! I get to go! He saved me from a fish!" "Well, I'm not a fish myself!" "Ooh.low low." Link cut in, "That's okay girls, you know I'd ride with you both, but Nabooru, Impa and Saria had dibs on my car, looks like you're with Mr. Happy over there." He pointed to the salesman. The girls stared at him. "Awww." groaned Ruto as she watched Link climb in the other car. "Yeah, really, we could have sat next to him too!" Malon whined, stepping into their car with Ruto and the salesman. In the other car, Link sat in the front, with the girls in back. "This should be interesting, I want to see some more of these people's insanity." He said. Impa spoke quietly, "This park can't work, its impossible." "How?" asked Saria. "Or are you saying that out of disbelief?" "Its defying everything. something's going to go wrong I just know it."she replied. Nabooru laughed, "Oh quit being such a pessimist, this'll be fun." The cars began to move, going along a rollercoaster like track of a road. After about five minutes, a monotone voice came on the speakers, sounding very much like Dampe. "Welcome to the Jurassic Park tour, today we will explore the world of the dinosaurs. Carnivores, herbivores, etcetera. Our first attraction is the dilophosaurus, this spitting creature is very vicious and enjoys killing our trainers, ha ha, just kidding. If you look to either left or right you might see it." Ruto pressed her nose to the window curiously. Through the glass she saw a funny looking dinosaur that looked like an overgrown lizard with a fan on its neck. It hissed at her, and then charged the fence. Ruto heard a loud zapping noise, but saw nothing as the car moved on. Malon whimpered next to her, looking out the back. "Oh! The poor thing! It got zapped!"
I think Malon is going to change her mind next time.
Sorry this is still kinda intro guys! If I get more reviews I'll write faster I promise!
