Millenium Tours
By: Double Trouble Togepi
AKA: The Ultimate Masta'
Okay, I realized Mai hasn't been in the fic, yet, but let's say Joey invited her at some point for no appearent reason - They're friends, now, right? So that's what happened.
"Alright, everyone in da bus!" Joey smiled as Yuugi, Tea, Tristen, Ryou, Mai, Seto, and Serenity stood beside the bus and looked at it in awe.
The bus now had a large picture of a sandy beach that cut off in almost a perfectly straight line, leaving a wide ocean. On top of that were words written in big, bold, black letters that said "Beach-Line Tours". Serenity smiled as Ryou stepped aboard slowly.
Joey then picked up the bag that Ryou had left on the ground and put it into a storage compartment.
He then walked up to Mai and eyed the mountain of bags she had. "Be careful with those, I don't want anything broken in there or else I want my money back."
Joey sighed. "That's okay, I don't know if I can get it all in there."
Mai frowned. "You'd better. I'm not going without a single bag."
"Just my luck," Joey mumbled under his breath before putting all his strength into lifting Mai's heaviest bag. At that point, Mai picked up a few of her bags and walked into the bus. Yami Baka (I love pet names! - DTT) and Yami Yuugi were in the back glaring at each other.
Joey then took Serenity, Tristen, Yuugi, and Tea's bags and put them all into the storage compartment, waiting until last to have to talk to Seto. "You want me to take your bags, right? 'Go fetch, little puppy dog, before your duelin' monkey shows up an' beats you at that, too!', isn't that what you're s'posed ta say?"
Seto smiled meniacally. "I must admit, this doesn't look so horrible. And I wasn't going to, but they're your words, not mine."
Joey frowned and watched Seto as he got on the bus. He then loaded the last of the bags and climbed in himself.
"Alright, everyone. Finally, the Beach Line Tours are go!" He smiled broadly. "Okay, so now I give a tour of the tour bus." He made several gestures as he pointed things out. When he finished with that, he continued, "And now we have to pick up the others."
"You mean you actually got some paying customers?" Tristen teased.
"Waddaya mean? Of course I did!"
Tea sweatdropped. "Let's not start that now, okay, guys?"
They both nodded as Joey climbed into the driver seat. "Okay, then, let the fun begin!" He reached into his pocket for his keys. "Uh... Where'd I put the keys ta this thing, anyway?"
Everyone facefaulted.
****
"Joey, are you sure you don't need a map?"
Joey shook his head. "No way. I don't need a map."
Mai interrupted the rather repetetive conversation. "Joseph, dear, I think I recognize that cow," she teased.
"There's no cow and that was cruel."
"Still, Joey, maybe we should stop and ask for directions?"
"I told you, Yuug, I don't need help figuring out where we are. I've gone over it a million times."
"Okay, hon, but I SWEAR I recognize that house."
"There may be a house, but that was still cruel."
"Joey, weren't we s'posed to see them over there?" Serenity pointed off to her left over the ocean.
"That would be nice," Joey said, "But how are we s'posed to get there, sis?"
Serenity frowned and sat back in her chair.
In the front row on the left Serenity sat so she could talk to her brother. Behind and to the side of her Seto sat talking on his cell phone. Around the middle were Mai, Tristen, and Yuugi, scattered, and close behind were Tea and Ryou.
Ryou, who had been watching out the window, gasped. Tristen looked at him. "What's up, man?"
Ryou strained his eyes. "I see something up there..."
Tristen sweatdropped. "It's called a cloud."
Most everyone else facefaulted. "Thanks, Tristen," Ryou replied sarcastically, "I didn't know that."
"No problem!"
A stick hit Tristen in the back of the head. He turned to see Joey glaring at him through the rear view mirror. "He was being sarcastic, idiot."
Tristen rubbed his head. "I knew that."
"Actually... It kinda does look like a cloud..." Tristen looks proud as many others facefault. "But it looks different. And I think there's something on it."
"Huh?" Joey asked. "Let me see!"
Serenity jumped. "Joey, watch the road!"
Joey looked at her for a moment. "OH!" He looked foreward in time to swerve to his side of the road in time to avoid the car driving toward him.
Joey then slowly pulled to the side of the road. "Maybe I could use a map. JUST maybe." Serenity smiled and nodded.
"Maybe just a little."
"Well, if anyone's getting cramped, feel free to get out and stretch your legs." Joey climbed out of the bus, followed by Mai, Tristen, Tea, and Ryou.
Ryou again looked up at the sky. "That's not just a cloud." Everyone else looked up, too.
In the air was a small offwhite cloud that was flying quickly toward the bus, and on top of the cloud was a small black-haired boy and a tall violet-haired woman. As the cloud approached, the boy was waving and the woman was talking to him.
The cloud touched down a few feet in front of a surprized Joey, Ryou, and Mai, with Tea and Tristen looking on from behind. The boy hopped off the cloud.
"Hi!"
Nobody could manage to respond for a minute, but after a little while, Joey said, "Hi," in response.
The boy continued to talk. "My name's Gokuu, and this is Launch."
Launch smiled. "Hello."
Joey blinked. "What is that thing?"
"This?" Gokuu motioned towards the cloud. "This is my nimbus."
"So..." Joey looked from Gokuu to Launch. "We're here to pick you up, right, miss?"
Launch nodded. "That's right."
Joey blinked again. "You have any luggage?"
Launch frowned. "I don't think so."
Gokuu smiled. "I should probably be going, now."
Lauch smiled as she stepped off of nimbus. "Okay, bye."
Gokuu hopped on the cloud and flew off as he called, "Bye, Launch! See you later!"
"Uh..." Joey blinked again. Tea, Tristen, and Ryou climbed back into the bus as Mai hit Joey in the stomache with her elbow. "OW! Er... Why don't you come inside the bus?"
"Okay," Launch smiled. "That's a good idea."
Mai retreat again into the bus, followed by Joey, as Launch walked behind. Launch suddenly stopped.
"What's up?"
"I feel a sneeze..."
Joey shrugged. "Oh." He and Mai walked into the bus.
"Ah... Ah..." Launch covered her nose in hopes of not sneezing. "AH-CHOO!!!"
The blond-haired Launch counterpart looked around. "So where am I, anyway?" She saw the bus and climbed aboard, leading to a very confused Joey, Mai, Tristen, Tea, and Ryou staring at her, and Yuugi and Serenity greeting her with a smile. Seto was still on the phone.
"Who are you all and what am I doing here?" Launch asked.
Joey smiled nervously. "What do you mean? This is a tour bus. You're here on a tour."
Launch frowned, then smiled. "That's not a bad deal. Alright. Just don't try any funny stuff," She pulled a machine gun out of thin air. "Or you'll pay."
The whole bus (Except Launch and Seto, who wasn't watching) gasped as Mai said, "I think I want to get off, hon."
Riiight... So this chappie was lotsa fun. And kinda confusing? Maybe a little? Hai, prob'ly. Anyways... As usual, comments/flames/suggestions/etc either via review or via e-mail ( rs_dtt@hotmail.com ). Thanx! And I have an idea, where if you want to, you can send me a scene or something if you think it would be good for this fic and I'll clean it up and put it in! (Great if you want your own character in the story, ne?) Okay, then. Buh-bye, y'all! (Burn, Texas, burn!)
By: Double Trouble Togepi
AKA: The Ultimate Masta'
Okay, I realized Mai hasn't been in the fic, yet, but let's say Joey invited her at some point for no appearent reason - They're friends, now, right? So that's what happened.
"Alright, everyone in da bus!" Joey smiled as Yuugi, Tea, Tristen, Ryou, Mai, Seto, and Serenity stood beside the bus and looked at it in awe.
The bus now had a large picture of a sandy beach that cut off in almost a perfectly straight line, leaving a wide ocean. On top of that were words written in big, bold, black letters that said "Beach-Line Tours". Serenity smiled as Ryou stepped aboard slowly.
Joey then picked up the bag that Ryou had left on the ground and put it into a storage compartment.
He then walked up to Mai and eyed the mountain of bags she had. "Be careful with those, I don't want anything broken in there or else I want my money back."
Joey sighed. "That's okay, I don't know if I can get it all in there."
Mai frowned. "You'd better. I'm not going without a single bag."
"Just my luck," Joey mumbled under his breath before putting all his strength into lifting Mai's heaviest bag. At that point, Mai picked up a few of her bags and walked into the bus. Yami Baka (I love pet names! - DTT) and Yami Yuugi were in the back glaring at each other.
Joey then took Serenity, Tristen, Yuugi, and Tea's bags and put them all into the storage compartment, waiting until last to have to talk to Seto. "You want me to take your bags, right? 'Go fetch, little puppy dog, before your duelin' monkey shows up an' beats you at that, too!', isn't that what you're s'posed ta say?"
Seto smiled meniacally. "I must admit, this doesn't look so horrible. And I wasn't going to, but they're your words, not mine."
Joey frowned and watched Seto as he got on the bus. He then loaded the last of the bags and climbed in himself.
"Alright, everyone. Finally, the Beach Line Tours are go!" He smiled broadly. "Okay, so now I give a tour of the tour bus." He made several gestures as he pointed things out. When he finished with that, he continued, "And now we have to pick up the others."
"You mean you actually got some paying customers?" Tristen teased.
"Waddaya mean? Of course I did!"
Tea sweatdropped. "Let's not start that now, okay, guys?"
They both nodded as Joey climbed into the driver seat. "Okay, then, let the fun begin!" He reached into his pocket for his keys. "Uh... Where'd I put the keys ta this thing, anyway?"
Everyone facefaulted.
****
"Joey, are you sure you don't need a map?"
Joey shook his head. "No way. I don't need a map."
Mai interrupted the rather repetetive conversation. "Joseph, dear, I think I recognize that cow," she teased.
"There's no cow and that was cruel."
"Still, Joey, maybe we should stop and ask for directions?"
"I told you, Yuug, I don't need help figuring out where we are. I've gone over it a million times."
"Okay, hon, but I SWEAR I recognize that house."
"There may be a house, but that was still cruel."
"Joey, weren't we s'posed to see them over there?" Serenity pointed off to her left over the ocean.
"That would be nice," Joey said, "But how are we s'posed to get there, sis?"
Serenity frowned and sat back in her chair.
In the front row on the left Serenity sat so she could talk to her brother. Behind and to the side of her Seto sat talking on his cell phone. Around the middle were Mai, Tristen, and Yuugi, scattered, and close behind were Tea and Ryou.
Ryou, who had been watching out the window, gasped. Tristen looked at him. "What's up, man?"
Ryou strained his eyes. "I see something up there..."
Tristen sweatdropped. "It's called a cloud."
Most everyone else facefaulted. "Thanks, Tristen," Ryou replied sarcastically, "I didn't know that."
"No problem!"
A stick hit Tristen in the back of the head. He turned to see Joey glaring at him through the rear view mirror. "He was being sarcastic, idiot."
Tristen rubbed his head. "I knew that."
"Actually... It kinda does look like a cloud..." Tristen looks proud as many others facefault. "But it looks different. And I think there's something on it."
"Huh?" Joey asked. "Let me see!"
Serenity jumped. "Joey, watch the road!"
Joey looked at her for a moment. "OH!" He looked foreward in time to swerve to his side of the road in time to avoid the car driving toward him.
Joey then slowly pulled to the side of the road. "Maybe I could use a map. JUST maybe." Serenity smiled and nodded.
"Maybe just a little."
"Well, if anyone's getting cramped, feel free to get out and stretch your legs." Joey climbed out of the bus, followed by Mai, Tristen, Tea, and Ryou.
Ryou again looked up at the sky. "That's not just a cloud." Everyone else looked up, too.
In the air was a small offwhite cloud that was flying quickly toward the bus, and on top of the cloud was a small black-haired boy and a tall violet-haired woman. As the cloud approached, the boy was waving and the woman was talking to him.
The cloud touched down a few feet in front of a surprized Joey, Ryou, and Mai, with Tea and Tristen looking on from behind. The boy hopped off the cloud.
"Hi!"
Nobody could manage to respond for a minute, but after a little while, Joey said, "Hi," in response.
The boy continued to talk. "My name's Gokuu, and this is Launch."
Launch smiled. "Hello."
Joey blinked. "What is that thing?"
"This?" Gokuu motioned towards the cloud. "This is my nimbus."
"So..." Joey looked from Gokuu to Launch. "We're here to pick you up, right, miss?"
Launch nodded. "That's right."
Joey blinked again. "You have any luggage?"
Launch frowned. "I don't think so."
Gokuu smiled. "I should probably be going, now."
Lauch smiled as she stepped off of nimbus. "Okay, bye."
Gokuu hopped on the cloud and flew off as he called, "Bye, Launch! See you later!"
"Uh..." Joey blinked again. Tea, Tristen, and Ryou climbed back into the bus as Mai hit Joey in the stomache with her elbow. "OW! Er... Why don't you come inside the bus?"
"Okay," Launch smiled. "That's a good idea."
Mai retreat again into the bus, followed by Joey, as Launch walked behind. Launch suddenly stopped.
"What's up?"
"I feel a sneeze..."
Joey shrugged. "Oh." He and Mai walked into the bus.
"Ah... Ah..." Launch covered her nose in hopes of not sneezing. "AH-CHOO!!!"
The blond-haired Launch counterpart looked around. "So where am I, anyway?" She saw the bus and climbed aboard, leading to a very confused Joey, Mai, Tristen, Tea, and Ryou staring at her, and Yuugi and Serenity greeting her with a smile. Seto was still on the phone.
"Who are you all and what am I doing here?" Launch asked.
Joey smiled nervously. "What do you mean? This is a tour bus. You're here on a tour."
Launch frowned, then smiled. "That's not a bad deal. Alright. Just don't try any funny stuff," She pulled a machine gun out of thin air. "Or you'll pay."
The whole bus (Except Launch and Seto, who wasn't watching) gasped as Mai said, "I think I want to get off, hon."
Riiight... So this chappie was lotsa fun. And kinda confusing? Maybe a little? Hai, prob'ly. Anyways... As usual, comments/flames/suggestions/etc either via review or via e-mail ( rs_dtt@hotmail.com ). Thanx! And I have an idea, where if you want to, you can send me a scene or something if you think it would be good for this fic and I'll clean it up and put it in! (Great if you want your own character in the story, ne?) Okay, then. Buh-bye, y'all! (Burn, Texas, burn!)
