DTT: Alright, everybody, there are a few things that need to be said, here. And since I'm the author, I get to use puppets.
Inuyasha: I don't like her tone...
Kagome: For good reason.
Inuyasha: I listen to nobody!
Kagome: Oh, yeah? Sit, boy.
*THUD!*
Inuyasha: Knock it off!
Joey: I'm with him. Give him a chance to fight back, man.
Mai: Can you ever stop talking, Jounou-chan?
Joey: *blushing slightly* What are you talkin' about?
Mai: It's not really your business.
Yuugi: I think she may be right.
Joey: Of course, take her side, huh, Yuug?
Yuugi: I didn't mean that.
Ryou: It's not worth arguing about, really.
Joey: Easy for you ta say, man, you don't stick up for yourself.
Bakura: I'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S A COWARD!
Joey: I DIDN'T SAY THAT!!!!
DTT: We're all getting off track, here, okay? Anyways... First off, I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh. Second, I'm sorry I let Kagome say sit, boy. (*THUD!*) Sorry! Didn't mean to do that! ('Sall right, I'll be okay.) *ahem* And last, I have a few comments about the story. Mainly, I need suggestions.
JH: That's right!
DTT: How'd you get here? !! Anyways, uh... Oh, right. I need a bad guy for the story, and while I think it would be fun to bring in Pokémon's Team Rocket, I'm having second thoughts.
JH: Yeah!
Meowth: Dis ain't in me-owth's contract.
DTT: *Blink, blink* Um... Okay, we're really getting off track, here. If anyone has any comments, I'd really appreciate it. In the mean time, I'll keep pulling characters in. OH! And again, if anyone wants to have their own input, I'm willing to take suggestions/fully-written scenes. And to conclude, I'm glad you're here, Jess-Sama.
JH: *Blink, blink* You are?
DTT: Sure! We need to preform! Ready for the Millenium Tours Theme Song?
JH: The milleni-whosa-whatsa?
DTT: Oh, right. Here's your script.
JH: Oh. ... Huh?
DTT: Just sing!
JH: Oh, all right, already!
DTT: Okay... I need all the bishounen here to lend a hand with dancing.
JH: *Looks around at the rather large puff of smoke that appeared as all the guys ran* I think that's nobody.
DTT: *Looks around* Crud. Okay, so let's start the theme song, already!

------- Millenium Tours Theme Song -------
JH: In the beginning -
DTT: We know, but we don't.
JH: We know names and faces -
DTT: Temperaments and worth.
JH: It takes a few months.
DTT: Then we open our eyes.
JH: That's when we get to know -
DTT: The people deep inside.
JH: Names and faces have no meaning.
DTT: We know better, now!

*Chorus*
Both: It's true.
JH: Don't know where I'd be without you.
DTT: Never thought that we could ever be -
JH: More than what we were.
DTT: Look at you, and look at me -
JH: Who'd have thought we'd ever be -
DTT: Together?

JH: It's true. There's no question in my mind.
DTT: And you... You'll always be by my side.
JH: Who'd have thought a bus could bring us so much unity?
DTT: The impossible has happened, we're the victoms, you and me!
JH: Blinded by my innocence with nowhere left to run.
DTT: It's time to give less effort, and take a little fun!

*Chorus*
Both: It's true.
JH: Don't know where I'd be without you.
DTT: Never thought that we could ever be -
JH: More than what we were.
DTT: Look at you, and look at me -
JH: Who'd have thought we'd ever be -
DTT: Together?

JH: When I met you I didn't know -
DTT: Who you had that needed you.
JH: I didn't know how big your heart could go, or just how far.
DTT: But you know me and now I know exactly -
Both: Who you are!

*Chorus*
Both: It's true.
JH: Don't know where I'd be without you.
DTT: Never thought that we could ever be -
JH: More than what we were.
DTT: Look at you, and look at me -
JH: Who'd have thought we'd ever be -
DTT: Together?

JH: Who'd have thought -
DTT: We'd ever be -
Both: Together?
------- El fin! (The end!) -------

Almost all the bishounen, and all the bishoujo, are now standing up and clapping.