Millenium Tours

By: Double Trouble Togepi
AKA: The Ultimate Masta'


Joey sighed, then looked back to account for everyone. Tea was talking to Mai, and Ed and Launch were watching in amazement at the scenery through the back window. Tristen and Yuugi were shuffeling their decks, getting ready to duel. Jim was sprawled out across a seat snoring. Seto was working on one of his holographic duel monsters systems, and Serenity and Ryou were watching intently.

"Hey, Joey?" Serenity looked toward the driver seat.

"Yeah?"

Serenity smiled unsurely. "Can we eat?"

Major facefault, as well as half of the bus also turning toward Joey.

"That's right," Mai frowned, "We haven't eaten all day. I thought this was s'posed to be luxioury."

Joey lashed out, probably as a result of his own hunger. "You'd know luxioury, wouldn't you, Mai?"

Yuugi, once again the voice of reason, backed up Mai. "Joey, she is right, you know. We're all a little hungry."

"Not Ed," Ed added her input loudly in a singsong voice. "Ed had a big mushroom soup before she left."

Give the people what they want," Seto said cruelly. "Otherwise they could demand their money back, and we wouldn't want that."

Joey turned as far as he could with his seatbelt. "You'd like dat, wouldn't you, Kaiba?"

"I never said that."

"YOU MEANT IT!"

"Joey," Serenity frowned disapprovingly. "Calm down. It's not his fault."

Joey faced forward, still keeping both eyes behind him. 'Not his fault... He's hoping I mess dis one up."

Joey looked back to the road in time to see something leap a few yards in front of the bus and slammed on the brakes. "Aw, SHIT!"

Seto's eyes, as well as mostly everyone else's (minus Ed and Launch, and the sleeping Jim), widened as the bus screeched to a stop and everyone braced themselves. Jim fell to the hard ground with a crash and promptly leapt to his own feet and began to yell at Joey.

Joey whipped off his seatbelt and peered down in front of the bus through the winshield. Then, seeing he hadn't hit whoever that was, he ran out of the bus and knelt beside a bent over, shivering girl with blonde hair and a backpack hung loosely over one shoulder.

Ryou, Serenity, Tristen, Yuugi, Launch, Mai, and Seto all gathered around before Ed and Jim popped their heads through the mass.

The girl slowly pulled herself to a sitting position, then quickly looked back and glared at Yuugi, Joey, Tristen, and Tea.

Yuugi, Tea, and Joey gaped as Yuugi identified the girl. "Rebecca?!?!"

"Don't act so surprised, Yuugi," Rebecca sneered, then her voice lightened. "All of you travelling together? You couldn't possibly expect me to stay home, now, could you?"

Joey frowned. "This keeps getting better and better, doesn't it?"

***

Kaiba pulled a flat, green piece of metal out of one of his disk systems and put in into a slot in an unusually small laptop. Serenity frowned. "What are you doing?"

Seto looked up at her, a look of mild confusion in his eyes. "I'm re-writing the subroutines."

Serenity blinked a couple times. Joey looked back at her. "He's too lazy to talk in English, sis."

Seto shot daggers at him. "Everyone's still hungry, mutt."

Joey ignored the urge and instincct to rip his head off and gnaw on his bones. "We'll eat when I pick up da last passanger."

"Yay! More friends for Ed!"

Seto went back to his programming. He looked at the small laptop's monitor, which had a program with a blue screen and white text. Mai moved to the seat behind Kaiba. "Q basic?"

He smiled. "I stick with the basics."

"I see..."

"So, Joey, who is the last person we have to pick up, anyways?" Yuugi asked halfheartedly, looking at his hand.

"Who cares?" Rebecca snarled. "Take your turn and stop stalling!"

"Right, sorry, Rebecca." He turned his eyes to Tea, pleading for a way out of the game.

"His name is Kai," Joey replied, ignoring Rebecca.

"How rude," Rebecca hugged her bear. "Isn't that right, Teddi-Chan?"

"Oh, come on, give me a break."



This chapter's purpose was to string along Rebecca-Chan and to have fun with technology. And... Kinda just bringing couples closer. O.o See how Yuugi jumps to make Rebecca happy?
JH: That's cause he's scared of her, baka!
DTT: So?
Joey: *Ahem* Join us in the next exciting chapter of Millenium Tours!
(JH: JOEY! *Glomp!* So Kai's really coming along?
DTT: I think I've watched enough Beyblade that I can pull that off for you. Yeah, why not?
JH: KAWAII!!!!
Seto (to Joey): Do these girls look familiar?
DTT: SETO-BABY!!!
Joey: Yeah, I think so.
DTT: To the movies!!!
Joey and Seto: NOOO!!!!! Anywhere but there!)