Millenium Tours

By: Double Trouble Togepi
AKA: The Ultimate Masta'


A girl with dirty-blonde shoulder-length hair and a girl with long brown hair ran after a smaller girl with shoulder-length brown hair. The dirty-blonde said between pants, "Give... Me... My... Action... Figure...! Evil... Evil... Bunny... Kirby..." Then suddenly stopped. The girl with long brown hair stopped, too, yelling "Stupid bunny, Sailor Kirby!" She turned to her friend, who was standing, staring at nothing, in deep concentration. "What's wrong, Togi-Chan?"

Sailor Kirby kept a good distance between her and the two that were chasing her, but stopped in front of them. DTT Looked at her friend. "I have a weird feeling... Jess, how long has it been since you finished Sam's Tours?"

JessieHeart shrugged. "I dunno."

"Well, I think I hafta go on a fan fiction journey." She blinked once, taking her surroundings into focus. "It's Yu-Gi-Oh!"

"Cool!"

"There's Yuugi, and Tea, and Baka-chan, and Seto, and Tristen, and Rebecca..."

Jessie shifted.

"And Ed, and Mai, and Serenity... And Jim..."

JH's eyebrows went up a bit.

"And Joey..."

She began to smile.

"And Kai..."

Jess gasped. "Really?"

DTT glared at her friend. "You know, Jess, frankly, you worry me."

JessieHeart shrugged. DTT shrugged, then, too. "Oh, and I forgot to mention, if I'm reading correctly, Brock's gonna meet their path..."

Sailor Kirby jumped. "Brocky?"

DTT nodded smugly. "Action figure first. Then you can come."

JessieHeart gaped. "You can't DO that! How can you take my sister on one of our vacations?"

"Ya know," DTT frowned, "Your sister is not as bad as you make her out to be."

"Now that's just mean," JessieHeart sighed.

"Well," Sailor Kirby stuck up her nose. "So's what you said."

"But mine was true."

"Was not!"

DTT smiled nervously with an added sweatdrop. "Do we have to do this now? How about this... Mai-Mai gives me back my toy and she can come along ("No way!") as long as she's a bunny until Brock comes along."

There was a short pause.

"Okay," the sisters chimed together.

***

One by one, all the tour bus group sneezed, except Launch (thank god). At the same time, in an ingenious trap which was one of the brilliant schemes concocted by Team Rocket, Brock continued to sneeze several times.

***

"Okay, then, everyone," DTT began. "Get into a circle. Jess, we need an incantation. I'll get us all into Japan - That's where they are, now. Incantation, please!"

DTT began to mumble under her breath a single syllable. "Togi, togi, togi, togi, togi..."

JessieHeart looked at the other two carefully before closing her eyes and chanting. "Let us be who we want, and not who we are, as we journey the anime world near and far." In a large puff of smoke, the three girls had vanished.

***

Serenity sat in the back of the bus, tears dripping down her cheeks. So much for a vacation.


Okay... And here is a bit of insanity that is my life. But... Life goes on? Anyways, I hope you're all enjoying this else allow me to curl up in a big soft-like chair and cover myself in every and any blanklet I can find, officially wollowing in self-pity.
TJ: Oh, come on... It's not THAT bad.
DTT: That's what you think.
TJ: You missed the bus... You have extra work... Life goes on!
DTT: NO IT DOESN'T!!!
TJ: ... Erm...
JH: Don't EVEN try.
TJ: ... O... Kay...