Millenium Tours

By: Double Trouble Togepi
AKA: The Ultimate Masta'


"I'm beat, Joey," Tea yawned, walking into the bus with Yuugi, Tristen, Ryou, and Jim.

"You'll have to sleep eventually, Joseph," Mai frowned.

"Not 'till Serenity comes back. I'll go find her if I have to, but I don't sleep unless I know she's safe."

Mai smiled. "That's so nice of you, taking care of your baby sister like that." She yawned and followed the rest of them. Ed ran into the bus, acting amazingly like an airplane.

Rebecca was already inside, and was kicking up her feet. Kai, semi-miserable because of the girl latched onto him, climbed in with his eyes not leaving the floor.

DTT held MaiMai, who was struggling angrily, by the scruff with her right hand and latched onto Seto with her left arm. Seto tried to stay at the picnic table, but was being forced along by DTT.

Joey sat wearily by the nearest of the four tables. "I hope she's okay. I wonder why she was so upset earlier. I mean, it's Kaiba. What's the big deal, anyway?"

Joey jumped at the sound of voices and, seconds later, leaves rustling. He soon recognized Serenity's voice, then leapt to his feet. As his sister walked along the dirt path, Joey ran up to her, not even noticing the guy she was standing by.

"Serenity, what took ya? Ya nearly scared me ta death! Don' do that, okay?"

Duo's eyes widened slightly. "Wait, what's going on? Who are you?"

"Huh?" Joey looked Duo up and down. "Whaddaya mean who am I? Who are you?!"

"God of Death."

"Joey Wheeler, runner-up in the Duel Monstas tournament at Duelist Kingdom, owner of the rare red-eyes black dragon, and Serenity's brotha!"

"Great. Pleasure to meet you," Duo said flatly.

"I don't like that tone."

Duo shrugged. "Well there's really not much I can do about it, is there?"

"Yeah, knock it off and play nice."

Mai's head popped out of the bus. "What's going on out here?" She fumed. "Joey Wheeler, can't you get along with anyone? A girl needs her beauty sleep, you know! Get your big fatt butt in this bus and go to sleep with the rest of us!"

Duo blinked a few times looking at Mai. "Wow," He looked back at Joey. "Who'd you say you were, again?"

A few of the bus windows went down as Ed, JH, DTT, Rebecca, Jim, and Ryou looked out. JessieHeart's eyes narrowed. "He's Joey Wheeler, and he's the greatest Duelist ever, you loud-mouthed jerk!"

DTT's head quickly dissapeared as she shot for the door. She plowed down Mai, who was now half-way down the aisle, and caught Duo around the neck. He gagged a few times, then began yelling and running wildly. Seto apeared in the doorway of the bus to massage his neck and bask in the joy of freedom.

And yet, somehow they all survived the night - Seto, who soon had DTT back around his neck, Duo, who would probably have nightmares for a week, Kai, who didn't get half an hour's sleep, and Ed, who seems to never sleep.

** Note I think this next scene is a bit insane and is mainly for JH **

Kai's eyes slowly opened. He shifted uncomfortably, his back bent in all kinds of unnatural ways. As a reflex arms clasped around his neck. He took note of Rebecca's watch - About six minutes since he last looked at it. He knew all too well by now where he was - Plunged into the pit of hell where he was to suffer eternally.

He lifted JessieHeart's arms carefully, then slipped his head out of her arms. He slipped off of the bus quietly, then took a seat at a picnic table and watched his surroundings.

Kai noticed a girl with lilac hair, part pulled into two buns and part hanging down her back, and dark red eyes. She was storming angrily, and was being followed by a guy in a white robe, which had a diamond pattern, with black hair that fell down his back and thick glasses. He was following her, but soon ran into a statue.

The guy shook his head and continued following her, then fell to his knees before an old woman. After the old woman mumbled something to him, he groaned and continued. This time the girl turned to him and slapped him fiercly across the face. Kai cringed.

"Well," He consoled himself, "I guess it's better to have too much love than not enough." Arms gripped his neck.

JessieHeart giggled. "Got that right!"

"Guess I was wrong..."



Okies, I had to end that chapter there 'cause otherwise I'd have messed up Duo's personality completely. *shrug* Oh, well. *turns to TJ and latches onto him* Tanx fer being my glomp target, Kuros-Chan.
TJ: I'd be more willing if I wasn't one of fifty.
DTT: Fourty nine!
--Sweatdrop--
DTT: What? I'm a Bishounen-Glomping-Insane-Bishoujo!
TJ: Yeah. How could I forget?
DTT: Awww, be nice...
JH: That's right, you don't hear Kai complaining, do you?
--Note that Kai has a heavy frown and slumped shoulders--
DTT: He's too busy wollowing in self-pity.
Elf-Chan and Douet: *hanging on Duo's shoulders while Duo pouts* Got that right!!
DTT: Well, my last comment is, I'd like to thank http://www.furinkan.com/ for the last-minute research info for that last scene. Arigatou!