"By Jove I'm hungry" Qui-Gon thought to himself, rubbing his chin thoughtfully. Noticing one particularly dark patch of fungus, he licked it expectantly. Satisfied, he journeyed downstairs, and walked out of the door in anticipation of the day ahead. What he didn't expect was to see Night Rider making sweet love to a blender. Qui-Gon screamed in dismay, and accidentally swallowed his own head. He fell to the floor and died, before quickly choking up her head and using the powers of the force to come back to life. It had been a close shave!