"By Jove I'm hungry" Qui-Gon thought to himself, rubbing his chin
thoughtfully. Noticing one particularly dark patch of fungus, he licked it
expectantly. Satisfied, he journeyed downstairs, and walked out of the door
in anticipation of the day ahead. What he didn't expect was to see Night
Rider making sweet love to a blender. Qui-Gon screamed in dismay, and
accidentally swallowed his own head. He fell to the floor and died, before
quickly choking up her head and using the powers of the force to come back
to life. It had been a close shave!
