Whats Wrong With Being A Blonde Male?
Disclamier(Evelyna):Here we go again... I do NOT own LOD (it hurts everytime I say that...)
So... lets just say that Albert is so lucky... Eish.. Um.. OMNI!! She owns herself so ask her
before adding her into your stories! and um... Marcy and Mikey are my friends so ask me so I
can ask them... esh.. Oh yes.. Mikey looks like Dart cept' wit black hair... heh you'll see!!
^^
Albert: I'M FREE!!! *starts to run off*
Marcy: Here we go again.... *grabs his cape*
Albert: No! lemme go! WHY CAN'T I GO?!
Evelyna: We need your scientific words love.. please stay... say you'll stay hun.. please?
Albert: Right when I have a chance to get away... K I'll stay since you asked so nicely..and
since I am the brains..
Marcy & Evelyna: Yay!!
Dart: Shut up... -idiot-
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(Last time we left off... Dart, Mike and Marcy had pulled out their Zippos and Dart has the
can of Aresol. Trust me thats NOT a good thing...)
Evelyna: Nooo!!
Mike: Shall we? *holds up zippo*
Marcy: DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!
Dart: What are we?
Marcy & Mike: PYROMANIACS!
Dart: What do we do?
Marcy & Mike: Set things on fire!!
Dart: Why?
Marcy: Eh....
Mike: Umm...
Dart: DESTRUCTION AND FOR FUN!
Marcy & Mike: oh yea!
Evelyna: NO YOU DONT! *steals Aresol*
Marcy: Precious!!! Nuuu!!!
Mike: Are you insane Mayrim?! GIVE IT BACK!
Evelyna: *twitches and turns around* WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!
Dart: He said your real name!!
Mike: Ass... *kick*
Dart: Ow!
Evelyna: *walks to bathroom*
Mike Marcy Dart: *Follow*
Evelyna: *flushes the Aresol down to toilet and pulls a gun out*
Marcy: *falls to her knees* Nu!!
Dart: DAMN THAT WAS THE LAST CAN! *Punches the wall and hand does the turning red and
heartbeat sound anime thing* OW!
Evelyna: *points the gun at Mike* Never... NEVER... use my real name!!
Marcy: Nu!! Lookout Mikey!!!
Evelyna: *shoots gun*
Mike: *falls to floor trying to dodge "bullet"*
Gun: *flag pops out that says: "BANG"* |---------------
| BANG |
________
Marcy: o.0?
Mike: º¬.¬
Dart: 0.0! *laughs*
Evelyna: I thought I told my brother to get a... REAL GUN!! .
(All walk to the living room.. Omni and Joey are skipping with mixed chemicals)
Joey: Too bad Mike didn't let us test these chemicals on his hair....
Omni: That would have been nice to see the results... What were we trying to do anyways?
Joey: Um.. I dunno. I thought you did...
Omni: Nope... I just hope testing this on Shadow makes pretty colors ^^
Joey: Hold on... Hold these *hands her 3 boxes added to the 6 boxes shes already carrying*
Omni: Hey where are you going?! This is heavy...!
Joey: Gotta get Shadow... *leaves*
Omni: *walks slowly and then sees Dart*
Dart: Hey Omni!! *sneezes*
Omni: Hi... *distracted she bumps into Mike and the top box of chemicals fall onto his head
splashing all over the place. The chemiclas seep into his hair*
Mike: Ah! My hair! Now its all gooey...
Omni: Sorry!! *puts the boxes down on the table* We might want to wash it.. *looks at his hair
in shock* ....out.....um....
Mike: What?
Omni: The chemicals won't effect you at all....um...gotta go get my sugar... *slides into the
kitchen*
Mike: hmm... *looks into the mirror to see his hair... which is now blonde like Darts*
jeZUS!! WHAT THE HELL?!
*Everyone hears his screaming and rushes over
(Albert, Rose, Dart, Evelyna, Marcy, Joey & Shadow)*
Evelyna: *at the sight of Mikes hair* Woah!
Albert: The property of the chemicals must have changed the balance of your hair so then
changing your hair color....
Rose: As in it dyed your hair... Do I have to translate everything he says?
Dart: Dude! Thats not right! He jacked my hair color not to mention my hair style!
Mike: I didn't ask for this alright! I ain't a stupid jock like you are!
All: *GASP*
Dart: WHAT?! Look whos talkin'!
*glare at eachother and lighting bolts come outta their eyes*
Mike: Oh yea?! Well whos talkin'?!
Dart: A GOTHIC F-R-E-A-K!!
All: *GASP*
Voices: WHAT! *Marcy and Evelyna step foward* A GOTHIC WHAT?!
Dart: *takes a step back frightend* G......G....G... Goth.... Gothic... Fr....Freak...?
Marcy: *growls*
Evelyna: *growls*
Mike: Oh yea! Get Him Girls!
Marcy: Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
Evelyna: Yep.. teheheh....
Shadow: Stop this instant!!
(thanks to Aerena for this Idea.. sorry no insane rampage ^^;....)
All: HUH?! *turn around* Shadow??
Girls: OMG!
(Shadow is now a human!! OMG & a hot one ^^ Oh yea!!!)
Omni: My experiment has created....
*DUN DUN DUN!!!!*
THE PERFECT MAN!!!
Joey: That wasn't supossed to happen.. Omni what happened?!
Omni: When the chemicals...
Albert: Let ME explain this M'lady...
*steps foward*
When the chemicals got mixed up, it created a serium, that then mixed in with the dripping of
the chemicals from Mikes hair, extracting his DNA sample... Then when Dart sneezed..It must
have somehow gotten mixed with that too.. so then creating a super serium that was injected
into Shadow mixing with Shadows personality traits... which is sweet, careing so on so forth
and changed him into the "perfect man". I myself will take him under my wing and teach him
basic manners.... ^^
Rose: Did anyone understand a word he said?
All: Nope....
Albert: *Falls over* Why do I bother to explain....
Marcy: Well well.... I guess we have to fix Mikeys hair now.. anyone got black dye?
*A crash is heared.. then voices*
Shana: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! STOP!! NO MORE MESSES!!! .
Omni: MY SUGAR!!
Meru: MINE!!
*smash... crash... Boom*
Male Voice: STOP THIS NONSENCE!!
*silence*
Male Voice: Now.... wheres Marcy??
~~ END CHAPTER 2 ~~
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Evelyna: Whos the guy with the sexy voice?
Albert: CHAOS!!! *runs*
*gust of wind blows Evelynas hair*
Evelyna: *blink blink*
Marcy:*rushes by chasing Albert* HOW FAST DOES HAIR BURN ALBERT?!
Evelyna: Till Next Time.... R&R!!
-Evelyna
Disclamier(Evelyna):Here we go again... I do NOT own LOD (it hurts everytime I say that...)
So... lets just say that Albert is so lucky... Eish.. Um.. OMNI!! She owns herself so ask her
before adding her into your stories! and um... Marcy and Mikey are my friends so ask me so I
can ask them... esh.. Oh yes.. Mikey looks like Dart cept' wit black hair... heh you'll see!!
^^
Albert: I'M FREE!!! *starts to run off*
Marcy: Here we go again.... *grabs his cape*
Albert: No! lemme go! WHY CAN'T I GO?!
Evelyna: We need your scientific words love.. please stay... say you'll stay hun.. please?
Albert: Right when I have a chance to get away... K I'll stay since you asked so nicely..and
since I am the brains..
Marcy & Evelyna: Yay!!
Dart: Shut up... -idiot-
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(Last time we left off... Dart, Mike and Marcy had pulled out their Zippos and Dart has the
can of Aresol. Trust me thats NOT a good thing...)
Evelyna: Nooo!!
Mike: Shall we? *holds up zippo*
Marcy: DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!
Dart: What are we?
Marcy & Mike: PYROMANIACS!
Dart: What do we do?
Marcy & Mike: Set things on fire!!
Dart: Why?
Marcy: Eh....
Mike: Umm...
Dart: DESTRUCTION AND FOR FUN!
Marcy & Mike: oh yea!
Evelyna: NO YOU DONT! *steals Aresol*
Marcy: Precious!!! Nuuu!!!
Mike: Are you insane Mayrim?! GIVE IT BACK!
Evelyna: *twitches and turns around* WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!
Dart: He said your real name!!
Mike: Ass... *kick*
Dart: Ow!
Evelyna: *walks to bathroom*
Mike Marcy Dart: *Follow*
Evelyna: *flushes the Aresol down to toilet and pulls a gun out*
Marcy: *falls to her knees* Nu!!
Dart: DAMN THAT WAS THE LAST CAN! *Punches the wall and hand does the turning red and
heartbeat sound anime thing* OW!
Evelyna: *points the gun at Mike* Never... NEVER... use my real name!!
Marcy: Nu!! Lookout Mikey!!!
Evelyna: *shoots gun*
Mike: *falls to floor trying to dodge "bullet"*
Gun: *flag pops out that says: "BANG"* |---------------
| BANG |
________
Marcy: o.0?
Mike: º¬.¬
Dart: 0.0! *laughs*
Evelyna: I thought I told my brother to get a... REAL GUN!! .
(All walk to the living room.. Omni and Joey are skipping with mixed chemicals)
Joey: Too bad Mike didn't let us test these chemicals on his hair....
Omni: That would have been nice to see the results... What were we trying to do anyways?
Joey: Um.. I dunno. I thought you did...
Omni: Nope... I just hope testing this on Shadow makes pretty colors ^^
Joey: Hold on... Hold these *hands her 3 boxes added to the 6 boxes shes already carrying*
Omni: Hey where are you going?! This is heavy...!
Joey: Gotta get Shadow... *leaves*
Omni: *walks slowly and then sees Dart*
Dart: Hey Omni!! *sneezes*
Omni: Hi... *distracted she bumps into Mike and the top box of chemicals fall onto his head
splashing all over the place. The chemiclas seep into his hair*
Mike: Ah! My hair! Now its all gooey...
Omni: Sorry!! *puts the boxes down on the table* We might want to wash it.. *looks at his hair
in shock* ....out.....um....
Mike: What?
Omni: The chemicals won't effect you at all....um...gotta go get my sugar... *slides into the
kitchen*
Mike: hmm... *looks into the mirror to see his hair... which is now blonde like Darts*
jeZUS!! WHAT THE HELL?!
*Everyone hears his screaming and rushes over
(Albert, Rose, Dart, Evelyna, Marcy, Joey & Shadow)*
Evelyna: *at the sight of Mikes hair* Woah!
Albert: The property of the chemicals must have changed the balance of your hair so then
changing your hair color....
Rose: As in it dyed your hair... Do I have to translate everything he says?
Dart: Dude! Thats not right! He jacked my hair color not to mention my hair style!
Mike: I didn't ask for this alright! I ain't a stupid jock like you are!
All: *GASP*
Dart: WHAT?! Look whos talkin'!
*glare at eachother and lighting bolts come outta their eyes*
Mike: Oh yea?! Well whos talkin'?!
Dart: A GOTHIC F-R-E-A-K!!
All: *GASP*
Voices: WHAT! *Marcy and Evelyna step foward* A GOTHIC WHAT?!
Dart: *takes a step back frightend* G......G....G... Goth.... Gothic... Fr....Freak...?
Marcy: *growls*
Evelyna: *growls*
Mike: Oh yea! Get Him Girls!
Marcy: Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
Evelyna: Yep.. teheheh....
Shadow: Stop this instant!!
(thanks to Aerena for this Idea.. sorry no insane rampage ^^;....)
All: HUH?! *turn around* Shadow??
Girls: OMG!
(Shadow is now a human!! OMG & a hot one ^^ Oh yea!!!)
Omni: My experiment has created....
*DUN DUN DUN!!!!*
THE PERFECT MAN!!!
Joey: That wasn't supossed to happen.. Omni what happened?!
Omni: When the chemicals...
Albert: Let ME explain this M'lady...
*steps foward*
When the chemicals got mixed up, it created a serium, that then mixed in with the dripping of
the chemicals from Mikes hair, extracting his DNA sample... Then when Dart sneezed..It must
have somehow gotten mixed with that too.. so then creating a super serium that was injected
into Shadow mixing with Shadows personality traits... which is sweet, careing so on so forth
and changed him into the "perfect man". I myself will take him under my wing and teach him
basic manners.... ^^
Rose: Did anyone understand a word he said?
All: Nope....
Albert: *Falls over* Why do I bother to explain....
Marcy: Well well.... I guess we have to fix Mikeys hair now.. anyone got black dye?
*A crash is heared.. then voices*
Shana: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! STOP!! NO MORE MESSES!!! .
Omni: MY SUGAR!!
Meru: MINE!!
*smash... crash... Boom*
Male Voice: STOP THIS NONSENCE!!
*silence*
Male Voice: Now.... wheres Marcy??
~~ END CHAPTER 2 ~~
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Evelyna: Whos the guy with the sexy voice?
Albert: CHAOS!!! *runs*
*gust of wind blows Evelynas hair*
Evelyna: *blink blink*
Marcy:*rushes by chasing Albert* HOW FAST DOES HAIR BURN ALBERT?!
Evelyna: Till Next Time.... R&R!!
-Evelyna
