Chapter 5 - Lonelyness and Dispair? WHY!! Oh.. WHAT?!
(WARNING!!! LOTS OF SPOILERS IN THIS CHAPTER!!!)

Disclaimer(Evelyna)- I'm tired.... but I don't own LOD *sigh* Nova, Mike and Marcy are good friends of mine....I do not own Coolwhip....Yesh... Aerena and Omni own themselves....

Albert:

Aerena: AL!! ;.;

Omni: This is getting sad....

Mike: X.X

Evelyna: Well lets see what I can do....
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(Last time Evelyna killed her laptop)

Mike: *finally gets up* Dart I'm gonna kick your ass!! .... *looks around* Where'd he go?? Where is everyone??

Nova: Gone...

Marcy: Eve Girl broke the computer...

Aerena: AL!! ;.;

(in Evelynas Room)
Evelyna: *locks the door* I've ruined everything... I can't believe it... *finds a disk on the floor labeled "Dragoon"* A disk... I'm glad I saved them.. but I don't have a laptop...

Marcy: *knocks on door* Eve Girl??

Evelyna: *trying not to cry* Yes??

Marcy: We found something... come look...

Evelyna: *sighs* K... *opens the door and follows Marcy to the game room*

Mike: Hey Eve!! Check it out!! *points to the wall*

Evelyna: Whats up with the glowing wall??

Omni: PORTAL!! *holding a large bag of sugar*

Aerena: Snip SNIP!! I got the clippers!!

Evelyna: I don't get it....

Mike: Its not that hard to explain is it?

Evelyna: I guess not... but whats it a portal too??

Marcy: You'll see!! *pushes her foward*

Evelyna: hey!! Why are you pushing!!?

Mike: C'mon!! Go!!

Aerena: I gotta snip snip!

Nova: I'm bringin' the coolwhip!!

Omni: I got the sugar!!

Evelyna: Coolwhip... Snip snip... Sugar?? *GASP* No Way!!

Mike: its about time you got it!! C'mon lets go now! I've got some ass to kick!!

Marcy: Joey and Shadow are gonna stay behind... now... LETS GO!! *pushes both Evelyna and Mike in then jumps through herself*

Omni: *grabs 5 more bags of sugar* In case of Emergency... please eat sugar.. *laughs softly and goes through the portal*

Aerena: Someone needs a haircut!! *jumps through the portal saying "snip snip" continuesly*

Nova: Wait for me!! *skips through*

(I guess you know where this is going!!)
Nova: WERE GOIN TO DRAGOON LAND!!
(Get out of the narriation!!)

------------------------ Setting: Bale
Location: Entrance
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Voice: HALT!!

Omni: LAVITZ!!

Lavitz: Who are you... Mercenaries?!

Nova: Nope...

Lavitz: You... Girl with the sugar...

Omni: Lil' Ol me??

Lavitz: How do you know who I am?

Evelyna: Lavitz...of the 1st Knighthood... you live past the item shop to the north of the water fountain and to the west of the stable...

Lavitz: How does someone I've never seen... nor met.... know so much??

Mike: *hands him Legend of Dragoon booklet*

Lavitz: *while looking through it* So... much information...

Nova: YEPZ!! It's a game!!

Lavitz: A WHAT???!

Mike: *cups his hand over Novas mouth*

Evelyna:*steps on Novas foot on purpose* Oh.. Nothin'... ^^;

Aerena: I brought a Playstation!!

Evelyna: *glares at her* Aerena!!!

(30 minutes later in Lavitz's house)

Lavitz: This is awesome!! *keeps pushing the "X" button*

Marcy: Don't go that way.. turn around!! oh.. oops... BATTLE!! YAY!!

Evelyna: This is gonna take another hour....

(1 hour later)

Marcy: use Spearfrost!! SPEARFROST!!

Mike: I thought you said 1 hour....

Evelyna: I'd thought they'd finish Disk 1 by now....

Omni: I'm outta sugar.... now I need something to blow up....hmm.... *thinks*

Aerena: *in a trance* snip....snip...sn...snip...

Nova: COOLWHIP AND CHEESE!! *is bouncing off the walls*

Lavitz: What happened??

Marcy: Mind Purifier!!

Laviz: umm... I don't have one....

Marcy: eh... DRAGOON DRAGOON!!

Lavitz: EH!! WHAT NOW?!

Marcy: DISK 2!! *scrambles and puts it in*

Mike: This is getting old... and fast...

Evelyna: While were here lets stop by the castle and visit Albert

Aerena: Albert!! Snip!! ^^

(At the castle Aerena, Mike, and Evelyna they're still trying to get in)

Evelyna: But we know Albert!!

Guard 1: So does everyone else....

Mike: We just want to say Hi...

Guard 2: Then get in line.... *points to a line stretching down to Hellena Prison*

Sign Reads- current wait "2 YEARS"

Evelyna: 2 years?! Holy Soa....

Aerena: Move Guard!!

Guard 1: *steps foward* It's my sworn duty-

Aerena: *pulls out clippers* I don'r care.. I NEED MR.SNIPPERS!!

Mike: Mr. Snippers?? ¬.¬;

Guard 2: Mam please do not assult -

Aerena: *screams and pushes them both over* YA! *while running* Snip SnIp sNiP SNIP!

(in throne room)

Albert: *hears "Snip snip snip"* No way.....

(Door to throne room swings open, breaking the left door as Aerena rushes in*

Aerena: AL!!

Albert: No!! *hides behind throne*

Mike: *grabs Aerena's arm* Don't do it...

Evelyna: *walking up to the throne* Hi Albert ^^ \ /

Albert: *still behind the throne* Evelyna... thank Soa... hi...put that girl on a restraining order.... I BEG OF YOU PLEASE!!

Guard 3: *walks in and holds Aerena back*

Aerena: SNIP SNIP @.@

Guard 4: *hands her 130,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 wigs*

Aerena: *begins to snip all of them in a huge cloud of flying hair*

(At Lavitz's house)

Lavitz: WHAT NOW?!

Marcy: *mimics Dart's voice* Volcano ^^

Omni: I need my sugar... ;.;

Mrs. Slambert: Here you go... i brought..... Sugar.. Cheese in a can and coolwhip in both a bucket and a can

Omni: COOLNESS!!

Nova: YESUM!!

*both Omni and Nova tackle the bag*

Lavitz: hey... how come I died on Disk 1??

Marcy: We'll see you in Disk 4...

Lavitz: Alive?

Marcy: Ghost....

(At the castle)

Evelyna: So watcha hiding for Albert?

Albert: i'm not hiding... I'm searching for something....

Mike: Dust??

Albert: No...something....

Evelyna: Can we help you look for it??

Mike: Hes lost his mind...

Evelyna: *whispers to Mike* Are you Crazy?! Hes the King of Serdio!! Show some respect!!

Mike: *whispers back* I ain't gonna dress up and bow!!

Evelyna: *whispers back* Then Dont!

Albert: I got it! *holds up hair tie*

Mike: A hairtie?? ¬.¬

Guard 1:Get back!

Guard 2: The king is busy!!

Male Voice: MOVE!!

*doors swing open*

Eric: RAINBOW!! *holds arms out and a rainbow appears above his head*

Albert, Mike, Evelyna: *anime fall*
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Marcy: Eric, my super bi friend, is here!!

Evelyna: Your not supossed to know that!!

Marcy: oops....

Evelyna: Anywayz...

Lavitz: *still playing* Stupid Button!!! Ah!!

Nova: COOLWHIP AND CHEESE!!

Aerena: *is now chasing Albert* Snip!

Albert* runs past* no!!

Evelyna: I'm glad everything is back to normal... ^^ R&R!! (longest chapter I believe)