Chapter 5 - Lonelyness and Dispair? WHY!! Oh.. WHAT?!
(WARNING!!! LOTS OF SPOILERS IN THIS CHAPTER!!!)
Disclaimer(Evelyna)- I'm tired.... but I don't own LOD *sigh* Nova, Mike and Marcy are good friends of mine....I do not own Coolwhip....Yesh... Aerena and Omni own themselves....
Albert:
Aerena: AL!! ;.;
Omni: This is getting sad....
Mike: X.X
Evelyna: Well lets see what I can do....
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(Last time Evelyna killed her laptop)
Mike: *finally gets up* Dart I'm gonna kick your ass!! .... *looks around* Where'd he go?? Where is everyone??
Nova: Gone...
Marcy: Eve Girl broke the computer...
Aerena: AL!! ;.;
(in Evelynas Room)
Evelyna: *locks the door* I've ruined everything... I can't believe it... *finds a disk on the floor labeled "Dragoon"* A disk... I'm glad I saved them.. but I don't have a laptop...
Marcy: *knocks on door* Eve Girl??
Evelyna: *trying not to cry* Yes??
Marcy: We found something... come look...
Evelyna: *sighs* K... *opens the door and follows Marcy to the game room*
Mike: Hey Eve!! Check it out!! *points to the wall*
Evelyna: Whats up with the glowing wall??
Omni: PORTAL!! *holding a large bag of sugar*
Aerena: Snip SNIP!! I got the clippers!!
Evelyna: I don't get it....
Mike: Its not that hard to explain is it?
Evelyna: I guess not... but whats it a portal too??
Marcy: You'll see!! *pushes her foward*
Evelyna: hey!! Why are you pushing!!?
Mike: C'mon!! Go!!
Aerena: I gotta snip snip!
Nova: I'm bringin' the coolwhip!!
Omni: I got the sugar!!
Evelyna: Coolwhip... Snip snip... Sugar?? *GASP* No Way!!
Mike: its about time you got it!! C'mon lets go now! I've got some ass to kick!!
Marcy: Joey and Shadow are gonna stay behind... now... LETS GO!! *pushes both Evelyna and Mike in then jumps through herself*
Omni: *grabs 5 more bags of sugar* In case of Emergency... please eat sugar.. *laughs softly and goes through the portal*
Aerena: Someone needs a haircut!! *jumps through the portal saying "snip snip" continuesly*
Nova: Wait for me!! *skips through*
(I guess you know where this is going!!)
Nova: WERE GOIN TO DRAGOON LAND!!
(Get out of the narriation!!)
------------------------ Setting: Bale
Location: Entrance
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Voice: HALT!!
Omni: LAVITZ!!
Lavitz: Who are you... Mercenaries?!
Nova: Nope...
Lavitz: You... Girl with the sugar...
Omni: Lil' Ol me??
Lavitz: How do you know who I am?
Evelyna: Lavitz...of the 1st Knighthood... you live past the item shop to the north of the water fountain and to the west of the stable...
Lavitz: How does someone I've never seen... nor met.... know so much??
Mike: *hands him Legend of Dragoon booklet*
Lavitz: *while looking through it* So... much information...
Nova: YEPZ!! It's a game!!
Lavitz: A WHAT???!
Mike: *cups his hand over Novas mouth*
Evelyna:*steps on Novas foot on purpose* Oh.. Nothin'... ^^;
Aerena: I brought a Playstation!!
Evelyna: *glares at her* Aerena!!!
(30 minutes later in Lavitz's house)
Lavitz: This is awesome!! *keeps pushing the "X" button*
Marcy: Don't go that way.. turn around!! oh.. oops... BATTLE!! YAY!!
Evelyna: This is gonna take another hour....
(1 hour later)
Marcy: use Spearfrost!! SPEARFROST!!
Mike: I thought you said 1 hour....
Evelyna: I'd thought they'd finish Disk 1 by now....
Omni: I'm outta sugar.... now I need something to blow up....hmm.... *thinks*
Aerena: *in a trance* snip....snip...sn...snip...
Nova: COOLWHIP AND CHEESE!! *is bouncing off the walls*
Lavitz: What happened??
Marcy: Mind Purifier!!
Laviz: umm... I don't have one....
Marcy: eh... DRAGOON DRAGOON!!
Lavitz: EH!! WHAT NOW?!
Marcy: DISK 2!! *scrambles and puts it in*
Mike: This is getting old... and fast...
Evelyna: While were here lets stop by the castle and visit Albert
Aerena: Albert!! Snip!! ^^
(At the castle Aerena, Mike, and Evelyna they're still trying to get in)
Evelyna: But we know Albert!!
Guard 1: So does everyone else....
Mike: We just want to say Hi...
Guard 2: Then get in line.... *points to a line stretching down to Hellena Prison*
Sign Reads- current wait "2 YEARS"
Evelyna: 2 years?! Holy Soa....
Aerena: Move Guard!!
Guard 1: *steps foward* It's my sworn duty-
Aerena: *pulls out clippers* I don'r care.. I NEED MR.SNIPPERS!!
Mike: Mr. Snippers?? ¬.¬;
Guard 2: Mam please do not assult -
Aerena: *screams and pushes them both over* YA! *while running* Snip SnIp sNiP SNIP!
(in throne room)
Albert: *hears "Snip snip snip"* No way.....
(Door to throne room swings open, breaking the left door as Aerena rushes in*
Aerena: AL!!
Albert: No!! *hides behind throne*
Mike: *grabs Aerena's arm* Don't do it...
Evelyna: *walking up to the throne* Hi Albert ^^ \ /
Albert: *still behind the throne* Evelyna... thank Soa... hi...put that girl on a restraining order.... I BEG OF YOU PLEASE!!
Guard 3: *walks in and holds Aerena back*
Aerena: SNIP SNIP @.@
Guard 4: *hands her 130,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 wigs*
Aerena: *begins to snip all of them in a huge cloud of flying hair*
(At Lavitz's house)
Lavitz: WHAT NOW?!
Marcy: *mimics Dart's voice* Volcano ^^
Omni: I need my sugar... ;.;
Mrs. Slambert: Here you go... i brought..... Sugar.. Cheese in a can and coolwhip in both a bucket and a can
Omni: COOLNESS!!
Nova: YESUM!!
*both Omni and Nova tackle the bag*
Lavitz: hey... how come I died on Disk 1??
Marcy: We'll see you in Disk 4...
Lavitz: Alive?
Marcy: Ghost....
(At the castle)
Evelyna: So watcha hiding for Albert?
Albert: i'm not hiding... I'm searching for something....
Mike: Dust??
Albert: No...something....
Evelyna: Can we help you look for it??
Mike: Hes lost his mind...
Evelyna: *whispers to Mike* Are you Crazy?! Hes the King of Serdio!! Show some respect!!
Mike: *whispers back* I ain't gonna dress up and bow!!
Evelyna: *whispers back* Then Dont!
Albert: I got it! *holds up hair tie*
Mike: A hairtie?? ¬.¬
Guard 1:Get back!
Guard 2: The king is busy!!
Male Voice: MOVE!!
*doors swing open*
Eric: RAINBOW!! *holds arms out and a rainbow appears above his head*
Albert, Mike, Evelyna: *anime fall*
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Marcy: Eric, my super bi friend, is here!!
Evelyna: Your not supossed to know that!!
Marcy: oops....
Evelyna: Anywayz...
Lavitz: *still playing* Stupid Button!!! Ah!!
Nova: COOLWHIP AND CHEESE!!
Aerena: *is now chasing Albert* Snip!
Albert* runs past* no!!
Evelyna: I'm glad everything is back to normal... ^^ R&R!! (longest chapter I believe)
(WARNING!!! LOTS OF SPOILERS IN THIS CHAPTER!!!)
Disclaimer(Evelyna)- I'm tired.... but I don't own LOD *sigh* Nova, Mike and Marcy are good friends of mine....I do not own Coolwhip....Yesh... Aerena and Omni own themselves....
Albert:
Aerena: AL!! ;.;
Omni: This is getting sad....
Mike: X.X
Evelyna: Well lets see what I can do....
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(Last time Evelyna killed her laptop)
Mike: *finally gets up* Dart I'm gonna kick your ass!! .... *looks around* Where'd he go?? Where is everyone??
Nova: Gone...
Marcy: Eve Girl broke the computer...
Aerena: AL!! ;.;
(in Evelynas Room)
Evelyna: *locks the door* I've ruined everything... I can't believe it... *finds a disk on the floor labeled "Dragoon"* A disk... I'm glad I saved them.. but I don't have a laptop...
Marcy: *knocks on door* Eve Girl??
Evelyna: *trying not to cry* Yes??
Marcy: We found something... come look...
Evelyna: *sighs* K... *opens the door and follows Marcy to the game room*
Mike: Hey Eve!! Check it out!! *points to the wall*
Evelyna: Whats up with the glowing wall??
Omni: PORTAL!! *holding a large bag of sugar*
Aerena: Snip SNIP!! I got the clippers!!
Evelyna: I don't get it....
Mike: Its not that hard to explain is it?
Evelyna: I guess not... but whats it a portal too??
Marcy: You'll see!! *pushes her foward*
Evelyna: hey!! Why are you pushing!!?
Mike: C'mon!! Go!!
Aerena: I gotta snip snip!
Nova: I'm bringin' the coolwhip!!
Omni: I got the sugar!!
Evelyna: Coolwhip... Snip snip... Sugar?? *GASP* No Way!!
Mike: its about time you got it!! C'mon lets go now! I've got some ass to kick!!
Marcy: Joey and Shadow are gonna stay behind... now... LETS GO!! *pushes both Evelyna and Mike in then jumps through herself*
Omni: *grabs 5 more bags of sugar* In case of Emergency... please eat sugar.. *laughs softly and goes through the portal*
Aerena: Someone needs a haircut!! *jumps through the portal saying "snip snip" continuesly*
Nova: Wait for me!! *skips through*
(I guess you know where this is going!!)
Nova: WERE GOIN TO DRAGOON LAND!!
(Get out of the narriation!!)
------------------------ Setting: Bale
Location: Entrance
-------------------------------------------
Voice: HALT!!
Omni: LAVITZ!!
Lavitz: Who are you... Mercenaries?!
Nova: Nope...
Lavitz: You... Girl with the sugar...
Omni: Lil' Ol me??
Lavitz: How do you know who I am?
Evelyna: Lavitz...of the 1st Knighthood... you live past the item shop to the north of the water fountain and to the west of the stable...
Lavitz: How does someone I've never seen... nor met.... know so much??
Mike: *hands him Legend of Dragoon booklet*
Lavitz: *while looking through it* So... much information...
Nova: YEPZ!! It's a game!!
Lavitz: A WHAT???!
Mike: *cups his hand over Novas mouth*
Evelyna:*steps on Novas foot on purpose* Oh.. Nothin'... ^^;
Aerena: I brought a Playstation!!
Evelyna: *glares at her* Aerena!!!
(30 minutes later in Lavitz's house)
Lavitz: This is awesome!! *keeps pushing the "X" button*
Marcy: Don't go that way.. turn around!! oh.. oops... BATTLE!! YAY!!
Evelyna: This is gonna take another hour....
(1 hour later)
Marcy: use Spearfrost!! SPEARFROST!!
Mike: I thought you said 1 hour....
Evelyna: I'd thought they'd finish Disk 1 by now....
Omni: I'm outta sugar.... now I need something to blow up....hmm.... *thinks*
Aerena: *in a trance* snip....snip...sn...snip...
Nova: COOLWHIP AND CHEESE!! *is bouncing off the walls*
Lavitz: What happened??
Marcy: Mind Purifier!!
Laviz: umm... I don't have one....
Marcy: eh... DRAGOON DRAGOON!!
Lavitz: EH!! WHAT NOW?!
Marcy: DISK 2!! *scrambles and puts it in*
Mike: This is getting old... and fast...
Evelyna: While were here lets stop by the castle and visit Albert
Aerena: Albert!! Snip!! ^^
(At the castle Aerena, Mike, and Evelyna they're still trying to get in)
Evelyna: But we know Albert!!
Guard 1: So does everyone else....
Mike: We just want to say Hi...
Guard 2: Then get in line.... *points to a line stretching down to Hellena Prison*
Sign Reads- current wait "2 YEARS"
Evelyna: 2 years?! Holy Soa....
Aerena: Move Guard!!
Guard 1: *steps foward* It's my sworn duty-
Aerena: *pulls out clippers* I don'r care.. I NEED MR.SNIPPERS!!
Mike: Mr. Snippers?? ¬.¬;
Guard 2: Mam please do not assult -
Aerena: *screams and pushes them both over* YA! *while running* Snip SnIp sNiP SNIP!
(in throne room)
Albert: *hears "Snip snip snip"* No way.....
(Door to throne room swings open, breaking the left door as Aerena rushes in*
Aerena: AL!!
Albert: No!! *hides behind throne*
Mike: *grabs Aerena's arm* Don't do it...
Evelyna: *walking up to the throne* Hi Albert ^^ \ /
Albert: *still behind the throne* Evelyna... thank Soa... hi...put that girl on a restraining order.... I BEG OF YOU PLEASE!!
Guard 3: *walks in and holds Aerena back*
Aerena: SNIP SNIP @.@
Guard 4: *hands her 130,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 wigs*
Aerena: *begins to snip all of them in a huge cloud of flying hair*
(At Lavitz's house)
Lavitz: WHAT NOW?!
Marcy: *mimics Dart's voice* Volcano ^^
Omni: I need my sugar... ;.;
Mrs. Slambert: Here you go... i brought..... Sugar.. Cheese in a can and coolwhip in both a bucket and a can
Omni: COOLNESS!!
Nova: YESUM!!
*both Omni and Nova tackle the bag*
Lavitz: hey... how come I died on Disk 1??
Marcy: We'll see you in Disk 4...
Lavitz: Alive?
Marcy: Ghost....
(At the castle)
Evelyna: So watcha hiding for Albert?
Albert: i'm not hiding... I'm searching for something....
Mike: Dust??
Albert: No...something....
Evelyna: Can we help you look for it??
Mike: Hes lost his mind...
Evelyna: *whispers to Mike* Are you Crazy?! Hes the King of Serdio!! Show some respect!!
Mike: *whispers back* I ain't gonna dress up and bow!!
Evelyna: *whispers back* Then Dont!
Albert: I got it! *holds up hair tie*
Mike: A hairtie?? ¬.¬
Guard 1:Get back!
Guard 2: The king is busy!!
Male Voice: MOVE!!
*doors swing open*
Eric: RAINBOW!! *holds arms out and a rainbow appears above his head*
Albert, Mike, Evelyna: *anime fall*
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Marcy: Eric, my super bi friend, is here!!
Evelyna: Your not supossed to know that!!
Marcy: oops....
Evelyna: Anywayz...
Lavitz: *still playing* Stupid Button!!! Ah!!
Nova: COOLWHIP AND CHEESE!!
Aerena: *is now chasing Albert* Snip!
Albert* runs past* no!!
Evelyna: I'm glad everything is back to normal... ^^ R&R!! (longest chapter I believe)
