Weird Things in the Tekken Universe
By BahamutZERO
Final Chapter
Yoshi and Lei were at Lei's house. Lei threw a rock at a wall. "I'm bored," he said. Yoshi looked up from his reading material. "What are you going to do about it?" "Hit on Jun." "Are you crazy!? Doing that can get you killed!!" "No, it won't. Kazuya is out on a business trip. He'll never know." "What about Jin?" "I'll just find some way to get rid of him." "Well, wouldn't Jun tell Kazuya that you're sexually harassing her?" "No. She wouldn't do anything to endanger the lives of others, right?" Yoshi looked down and said," You're going to regret this, you dick sucker."
At Kazuya's house.
Jun was in the kitchen, baking. She went and answered the door when it rang. "Why, Lei! What a surprise to see you. Won't you come in?" "Yes, I will." Lei stepped inside. Jin came downstairs. When he saw Lei, he became a bit puzzled. "What's he doing here?" Lei smirked as he answered," I was just dropping by for a visit. I see you're making cookies?" "That's right. My husband always wants me to make cookies before he comes back," Jun said. Lei sauntered into the kitchen with Jun following him. Lei was surprised. "Wow! That's a lot of fat! I mean, a lot of yeast! No, I mean, a lot of sugar!" With Jin going to dinner and a movie with Ling, Lei was free to do whatever he wanted. He played with Jun, accidentally touching her breasts and what not. When he was sitting with Jun on the couch, he heard the door creak open. Lei quickly bolted upstairs. Kazuya came inside. Jun stood up and the two embraced. "Hello, Jun Bug." "I LOVE it when you call me that!!!" You know what happens next. Upstairs, Lei discovered that Jin had come back inside by using ladder to go through his window. Lei grabbed Jin. "Jin, hide me!" "Why?" "Kazuya's here!" "So?" "Well, I was hitting on Jun." "WHAT!?" Jin pulled Lei further down the hall. "What the hell were you thinking!?" he said. "I was just bored." Jin sighed and said," You stay in my room and I'll think of a way to get you out." Lei nodded. Jin went downstairs. In Jin's room, Lei fell on the bed. Suddenly, he felt someone else there. "Oh, Jin. I see you're ready for me." Ling was under the covers. She unzipped Lei's pants. "Jin, did you're dick shrink?" Lei swallowed hard. Downstairs, Jin was trying to break his parents apart. Jun sat up and said," You know, there was-" Jin quickly cut her off. "No there wasn't." "But didn't Lei-?" "NO, HE DIDN'T." Jun caught on to the ordeal. "Oh, that's right. There was absolutely no one else here." Jin went back to his room to find Lei getting his dick sucked. Ling was still under the covers. Jin put on a very angry expression. "What the fuck are you doing?" he mouthed. Lei just shrugged. Jin pulled him out of the bed. "Jin, where are you," Ling said. "Just stay under there." Jin addressed Lei. "I covered for you. Now just sneak out the back." He shoved Lei out the door. Jin got back into the bed. "Jin?" "Yes?" "Your dick is bigger." Lei slipped downstairs. When he heard Kazuya coming, he grabbed a lampshade and put it on his head, while standing very still. Kazuya sat down and reached for the lamp. Lei grabbed a flashlight, turned it on, and said," Click." Kazuya continued to read his paper. Lei quickly dropped the flashlight and bolted out the door, before Kazuya even knew it. - Yeah, I know it was short, but that's about all I could think of. By the way, did you catch the Metal Gear Solid 2 reference in the previous chapter? Anyway, thank you for reading this and I hope you enjoyed it.
Final Chapter
Yoshi and Lei were at Lei's house. Lei threw a rock at a wall. "I'm bored," he said. Yoshi looked up from his reading material. "What are you going to do about it?" "Hit on Jun." "Are you crazy!? Doing that can get you killed!!" "No, it won't. Kazuya is out on a business trip. He'll never know." "What about Jin?" "I'll just find some way to get rid of him." "Well, wouldn't Jun tell Kazuya that you're sexually harassing her?" "No. She wouldn't do anything to endanger the lives of others, right?" Yoshi looked down and said," You're going to regret this, you dick sucker."
At Kazuya's house.
Jun was in the kitchen, baking. She went and answered the door when it rang. "Why, Lei! What a surprise to see you. Won't you come in?" "Yes, I will." Lei stepped inside. Jin came downstairs. When he saw Lei, he became a bit puzzled. "What's he doing here?" Lei smirked as he answered," I was just dropping by for a visit. I see you're making cookies?" "That's right. My husband always wants me to make cookies before he comes back," Jun said. Lei sauntered into the kitchen with Jun following him. Lei was surprised. "Wow! That's a lot of fat! I mean, a lot of yeast! No, I mean, a lot of sugar!" With Jin going to dinner and a movie with Ling, Lei was free to do whatever he wanted. He played with Jun, accidentally touching her breasts and what not. When he was sitting with Jun on the couch, he heard the door creak open. Lei quickly bolted upstairs. Kazuya came inside. Jun stood up and the two embraced. "Hello, Jun Bug." "I LOVE it when you call me that!!!" You know what happens next. Upstairs, Lei discovered that Jin had come back inside by using ladder to go through his window. Lei grabbed Jin. "Jin, hide me!" "Why?" "Kazuya's here!" "So?" "Well, I was hitting on Jun." "WHAT!?" Jin pulled Lei further down the hall. "What the hell were you thinking!?" he said. "I was just bored." Jin sighed and said," You stay in my room and I'll think of a way to get you out." Lei nodded. Jin went downstairs. In Jin's room, Lei fell on the bed. Suddenly, he felt someone else there. "Oh, Jin. I see you're ready for me." Ling was under the covers. She unzipped Lei's pants. "Jin, did you're dick shrink?" Lei swallowed hard. Downstairs, Jin was trying to break his parents apart. Jun sat up and said," You know, there was-" Jin quickly cut her off. "No there wasn't." "But didn't Lei-?" "NO, HE DIDN'T." Jun caught on to the ordeal. "Oh, that's right. There was absolutely no one else here." Jin went back to his room to find Lei getting his dick sucked. Ling was still under the covers. Jin put on a very angry expression. "What the fuck are you doing?" he mouthed. Lei just shrugged. Jin pulled him out of the bed. "Jin, where are you," Ling said. "Just stay under there." Jin addressed Lei. "I covered for you. Now just sneak out the back." He shoved Lei out the door. Jin got back into the bed. "Jin?" "Yes?" "Your dick is bigger." Lei slipped downstairs. When he heard Kazuya coming, he grabbed a lampshade and put it on his head, while standing very still. Kazuya sat down and reached for the lamp. Lei grabbed a flashlight, turned it on, and said," Click." Kazuya continued to read his paper. Lei quickly dropped the flashlight and bolted out the door, before Kazuya even knew it. - Yeah, I know it was short, but that's about all I could think of. By the way, did you catch the Metal Gear Solid 2 reference in the previous chapter? Anyway, thank you for reading this and I hope you enjoyed it.
