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And now its time for Silly Songs with DOGMA,the part of the show where the characters from DOGMA come out and sing a silly song.
Today the angel of death Loki will be performing the traditional celestial ballad,"The Dance of the Angel" in its original Spanish.The fallen muse Azrael will translate.
Loki:(sings in Spanish)
Azrael:Watch the Angel.See how he moves!Like a lion chasing a mouse!
Loki:(continues in Spanish)
Azrael:Watch the angel!How smooth his motion!Like butter melting on a...bald monkey?
Loki:(continues in Spanish)
Azrael:Watch the angel!All the other spirits envy their friend,wishing to dance as he!
Loki:(continues in Spanish)
Azrael:Dancing angel..dancing angel..dancing angel..dance dance yeah!
Loki:(continues in Spanish with an offbeat mocking tone)
Azrael:Look at the muse..isn't it sad?He can't dance.Poor muse.He wishes he could dance like the angel,free and smooth,but he..can't?!!!
Loki:(nods)
Azrael:Okay!Stop the music!Whaddya mean "I can't dance"?!I can dance!What about Saint Peter's polka party?Didn't you see me dancing at Saint Peter's polka party?
Loki:No comprendo.
Azrael:No comprendo?!I'll show you "No comprendo"!
(a little boy interrupts them)
Boy:Mom,dad!Look over here!Get a picture of me next to the angel of death in authentic angelic garb!
Dad:Okay Junior,but we better hurry..I think the nuns have your mom confused with someone else...
(nuns run by chasing Jnr.'s mom,screaming "Mary!Come back!")Say peas!
Everyone*sans Dad*:Peas!
(Loki continues in Spanish)
Azrael:Listen to the angel,hear his strong voice,like a lion,about to eat.
(Loki continues in Spanish)
Azrael:Listen to the angel!How sweet his voice!The breath from his throat is like a chorus of little birdies!
(Loki continues in Spanish)
Azrael:Listen to the angel!All the other spirits envy their friend,wishing to sing as he!
(Loki continues in Spanish)
Azrael:Singing angel..singing angel..singing angel,sing sing yeah.
(Loki continues in Spanish with an offbeat mocking tune)
Azrael:Listen to the muse.Isn't it sad?He can't sing.Poor muse.He wishes he could sing,strong and sweet like the angel...but he can't?!
(Loki speaks in spanish)
Azrael:He can't even WHISTLE?!Alright!That's it!Come over here senor and let me sing you a song!
Loki:Adios,amigos!
This has been Silly Songs with DOGMA,tune in next time to hear Loki say..
Loki:Azrael's really angry!I hope he doesn't catch me!It's so hard to fly with this halo on my head!Chachacha!
And now its time for Silly Songs with DOGMA,the part of the show where the characters from DOGMA come out and sing a silly song.
Today the angel of death Loki will be performing the traditional celestial ballad,"The Dance of the Angel" in its original Spanish.The fallen muse Azrael will translate.
Loki:(sings in Spanish)
Azrael:Watch the Angel.See how he moves!Like a lion chasing a mouse!
Loki:(continues in Spanish)
Azrael:Watch the angel!How smooth his motion!Like butter melting on a...bald monkey?
Loki:(continues in Spanish)
Azrael:Watch the angel!All the other spirits envy their friend,wishing to dance as he!
Loki:(continues in Spanish)
Azrael:Dancing angel..dancing angel..dancing angel..dance dance yeah!
Loki:(continues in Spanish with an offbeat mocking tone)
Azrael:Look at the muse..isn't it sad?He can't dance.Poor muse.He wishes he could dance like the angel,free and smooth,but he..can't?!!!
Loki:(nods)
Azrael:Okay!Stop the music!Whaddya mean "I can't dance"?!I can dance!What about Saint Peter's polka party?Didn't you see me dancing at Saint Peter's polka party?
Loki:No comprendo.
Azrael:No comprendo?!I'll show you "No comprendo"!
(a little boy interrupts them)
Boy:Mom,dad!Look over here!Get a picture of me next to the angel of death in authentic angelic garb!
Dad:Okay Junior,but we better hurry..I think the nuns have your mom confused with someone else...
(nuns run by chasing Jnr.'s mom,screaming "Mary!Come back!")Say peas!
Everyone*sans Dad*:Peas!
(Loki continues in Spanish)
Azrael:Listen to the angel,hear his strong voice,like a lion,about to eat.
(Loki continues in Spanish)
Azrael:Listen to the angel!How sweet his voice!The breath from his throat is like a chorus of little birdies!
(Loki continues in Spanish)
Azrael:Listen to the angel!All the other spirits envy their friend,wishing to sing as he!
(Loki continues in Spanish)
Azrael:Singing angel..singing angel..singing angel,sing sing yeah.
(Loki continues in Spanish with an offbeat mocking tune)
Azrael:Listen to the muse.Isn't it sad?He can't sing.Poor muse.He wishes he could sing,strong and sweet like the angel...but he can't?!
(Loki speaks in spanish)
Azrael:He can't even WHISTLE?!Alright!That's it!Come over here senor and let me sing you a song!
Loki:Adios,amigos!
This has been Silly Songs with DOGMA,tune in next time to hear Loki say..
Loki:Azrael's really angry!I hope he doesn't catch me!It's so hard to fly with this halo on my head!Chachacha!
