A.N. another chapter ^^

All was quiet, calm, and serene in the Koji mansion, but something was not right..

The sun was just beginning to rise when Sage awoke that morning. He was in such a good mood. He had blackmail pictures and Ryo and Cloud might have finally overcome their love stupidity.

But he was wrong, for when he looked in the mirror; a horrid sight greeted him. So horrid. it was shocking!

Yes folks you know what happens when you piss two people off.

Serious revenge.

The blond haired teen was no longer blond. he was purple! Purple of all colors! And on his forehead, in what he hoped wasn't permanent marker, were the words 'Revenge is Purple, Love Cloud and Ryo'

Now while he was totally pissed off, he was also wondering what happened to the others. He ran out of his room, and into Kento's.

What he saw shocked him. Kento was encased in wax form the waist down. Oh the horror. the horror! Every single hair would have to be yanked. Kento gave him a look that said, 'go away or I'll ring your scrawny neck' but then he burst out laughing, screaming purple over and over.

Sage growled, flipped him off, then took off to Mia's room. She lay sleeping. nothing was wrong. He secretly smiled, thankful Cloud had forgiven her. He felt a slight blush creep to his cheeks and closed the door.

A loud scream.. and I mean LOUD with a capital L, made him dash down the stairs. When he looked outside his eyes widened. Cye was hanging from the tree.

That wasn't the horrible part. he was only wearing one of Mia's Bras, and a matching pair of underwear. Already a crowd was around him taking pictures enthusiastically.

Sage swallowed whatever was left of his pride, then ran out. He untied Cye, who gave him a grateful look, and they ran inside. Several disappointed members of the crowd sighed, and went away.

Once sage filled Cye in on Kento and Mia's situation, their only reaction was to dash up to Rowen's room. They flung open the door and gasped. Rowen was super glued to the ceiling, clad only in boxers. His mouth was duck taped and.. A colorful floral design was colored all over him. Clouds doing.

A tape was playing, it was of Ryo and Cloud singing 'ha ha, who's laughing now?' in a singsong voice. Cye quickly shut it off.

The part on getting Rowen down was painful, and several hairs still stuck to the ceiling. The genius gulped, looking down his boxers, his face flushed immediately. "They are inhuman! Ryo Did this part!!" yes, it was true, they had spared him a little dignity, but not much. Ryo had put the thong under there. then did the drawings.. then Cloud took over again. It was in permanent marker.

The 3 teens stared at each other. a loud shriek of pain belonging to Kento filled the house, followed by many others, and they continued to stare. That is until Kento came in. He had hairless legs. and it was very disturbing.

He looked at them murderously, they all nodded.

*

Cloud was neatly curled up on Ryo's lap. It was so warm. They were far away into he woods, there they would never find them. They didn't NEED to go to school today.. The guys probably wouldn't be up to it.

Ryo was gently stroking her hair. It was so calm..so peaceful.. Up in the tallest tree.

Getting up there had been a challenge, but thanks to a pulley and a little faith they had managed, they even set up a cute little patio type thing up here!

They had watched the sunrise, and listened to the birds, sitting on the wooden planks so calmly. They had hoped no one would be able to find them, but just in case, they kept quiet.

"The guys wont be too pleasant when we get back, ne?" Cloud said softly, letting a sigh escape her lips.

"Yeah," Ryo said, equally tired, but rather content. Cloud snuggled him more. He was so warm! It made her feel warm, and it made her relax. Ryo chuckled a bit.

The birds continued to chirp and sing their pleasant song. The two teens continued to sit, content with each other's company.

"RYO SANADA!!!!"

"CLOUD KRISHIAN!!!" both teens jumped at the call, they looked at each other and gulped.

"We're gona die," they said in unison.

They scooted as close to the base of the tree as they could. Maybe they wouldn't notice.? "WE KNOW YOU'RE HERE SOMEWERE!!"

"SO COME OUT AND WE WONT HURT YOU AS BAD!!"

"YOU DYED MY FREAKIN' HAIR PURPLE!!"

"SAGE! THAT'S NOT THE POINT!!"

"I DON'T CARE! MY HAIR WANTS REVENGE!!"

The two in the tree tried their hardest not to laugh at the quibble going on bellow them. They tried so hard their faces began to turn red. Finally once they were sure their laughter would be concealed, they let out the breath they were holding.

They turned around hearing a squeaking noise. Their faces were pale, but then relaxed, it was nothing.

But..

They had looked in the wrong direction. Hearing a thump, they turned and saw an evilly grinning Kento standing on their patio. Rowen climbed up next, he too had an evil grin. "hello children," Rowen said menacingly.

"Um.. um h-hi?" Cloud gave a sheepish smile.

"Wazup?" Ryo said a bit shakily.

"You mean what's down," Kento grinned, snatching Cloud who gave a horrified yelp. He stepped on the pulley, grinning. "Chow!" he stepped off, not caring about the rope burn he was receiving, as Cloud let out a horrified scream.

Rowen did the same thing to Ryo who was so stunned he didn't notice until he stomach landed in his throat.

Soon the two pranksters found themselves bound to each other, wrist-by- wrist, back against back. They looked up at the people who now towered over them as they were in a sitting position. "hmmm.. what to do what to do.." the boy who used to be so innocent grinned wickedly. Ryo and Cloud gulped as they all shared an evil chuckle.

"Ryo.." Cloud said shakily

"Yes.." Ryo replied, equally shaky.

"Before I die I want to say one thing.. Thanks for liking me,"

"N-no problem,"

"Oh how sweet. hmm. back to death.." Rowen said in a scary voice. They all had their arms crossed.

"Roast them!"

"Toast them!"

"Fry them!"

"torture!"

"Beheading!"

"gut them!"

"meat grinder!"

"tickling till they say uncle!" The two captives' eyes were VERY wide. Their captives grinned, mentally coming up with a compromise.

"Paint.." they all said simultaneously. It was in a tone that made them sound like zombies. scary..

*

Ryo and Cloud whimpered pitifully, even Mia wouldn't risk helping them. Now they were tied to two trees, adjacent to each other. The four men stood before them, each dressed in a painter's outfit, various artistic supplies in hand. Mia waved to them happily from inside. They would have screamed if their mouths hadn't been duck taped shut.

Rowen and Sage took the honors on making Cloud look 'pretty' while Cye and Kento took Ryo for their target. They all laughed evilly while getting to work. Nothing would be spared.

"Oh how about a red nose, oh and a pink circle on his cheeks with flowers in them!" Cye exclaimed enthusiastically. Ryo sent him a glare that meant death, and Kento just chuckled, patting his head and continuing to paint his arm, humming a little tune all the while. Ryo spared a glance at Cloud, and his eyes widened. She was turning out to be quite the creature.

Yes, it was true, Poor Cloud was now dressed in a short dress thing. It had pink puffy fabric, and then pink short shorts under it. It has a white base and was sleeveless, and had a pink bow in the middle of the top. Thank god for sports bras and boxers.. Anyway she also had a headband that had white bunny ears attached, it was semi floppy. She had a horrified expression on her face as sage and Rowen continued to work.

So far she had an Egyptian face. The heavy eye outliner, the dark blue eye shadow, ruby red lips. Rowen was working on painting armbands and the sort on her. They were going to make a masterpiece! "Having fun?" Sage chuckled, adding the finishing touches to her face.

"Mmmmft!mmmft mfft!mmmft!" she flipped them off, and they laughed. Revenge could be dished out either way..

Sage was now working on her legs, as in the bands, tattoos, etc etc.

Rowen was quite a dragon drawer, for he now had a black dragon curling down her right arm, it had blue eyes. This was all he put on this arm, the other held all the bands and stuff.

*

It took about 2 hours to finish it, but to the captives it was like pure torture. When they were free to go, Ryo marched in, looking like a circus freak with an Egyptian bunny on his back..Mia snapped so many pictures that afternoon. Now she had all the black mail she would ever need!

TBC

When god said let their be psychotic nimrods, I was born ^^.. wait.. I just insulted myself!. -.-0