Chapter One
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Legolas had finished introducing the girls to his parents. It would have gone well except Gen insulted Kels in French, Kelsi and Paula hit Gen and Gen bit all three of them.
" You skanky Ho!!!" Kelsi cried (hypocritically, 'cause her outfit was less appropriate then Gen's).
Amazingly the other two didn't kill Gen (though Kels was clearly thinking about it). All they did was gesture rather violently at Gen.
Legolas's parents stared at the girls in shock. They had never met ruder children in all their lives, and they said as much! It shocked them even more when the girls stopped arguing to bow as if being rude made them proud (which it did)!
Legolas was ordered to lead them to the guest chambers, which he did with dismay because they fought all the way there.
When they got to their rooms there was even more fist fighting, screaming, arguing, and biting, this time for no particular reason whatsoever. Legolas backed down the hall away from the girls, obviously trying to escape their insanity. He made it. Just.
The girls got up and looked around. They then went into their rooms "sleep" but they could be heard bouncing on their beds and screaming at each other through the walls.
In the morning all the elves got up looking exhausted. When the girls came out they looked "slightly" different. Their hair was all blonde, except Kels who had red hair and they ell had pointy ears....
Anyhow please review me. (
Disclaimer: blah, blah, blah, I own nothing, blah, blah, blah. Don't sue me.
Legolas had finished introducing the girls to his parents. It would have gone well except Gen insulted Kels in French, Kelsi and Paula hit Gen and Gen bit all three of them.
" You skanky Ho!!!" Kelsi cried (hypocritically, 'cause her outfit was less appropriate then Gen's).
Amazingly the other two didn't kill Gen (though Kels was clearly thinking about it). All they did was gesture rather violently at Gen.
Legolas's parents stared at the girls in shock. They had never met ruder children in all their lives, and they said as much! It shocked them even more when the girls stopped arguing to bow as if being rude made them proud (which it did)!
Legolas was ordered to lead them to the guest chambers, which he did with dismay because they fought all the way there.
When they got to their rooms there was even more fist fighting, screaming, arguing, and biting, this time for no particular reason whatsoever. Legolas backed down the hall away from the girls, obviously trying to escape their insanity. He made it. Just.
The girls got up and looked around. They then went into their rooms "sleep" but they could be heard bouncing on their beds and screaming at each other through the walls.
In the morning all the elves got up looking exhausted. When the girls came out they looked "slightly" different. Their hair was all blonde, except Kels who had red hair and they ell had pointy ears....
Anyhow please review me. (
