OH Shit! Can this get any worse? Who the Hell are you? Where are my
clothes?
Disclaimer: I don't own Lord Of The Ring, I do own me, my sugar (it's mine, my own, my Precioussss) and dat is 'bout it.
The girls stared at the mirrors they had been handed. They could scarcely believe that they were elves; I mean really, how the Hell did that happen?
They got up and walked out of the room ignoring the confused elves and went to go gossip about what had happened to them. They had been sitting around for like three hours when two incredibly hot guys (who were identical) strolled up. The girls were a touch confused when the boys stopped and said hi to them.
" Uh, who the hell are you?" Kelsi and Kels demanded. After about 20 minutes of talking with the boys they figured out that they were Elladan and Elrohir. They talked a bit more and then they all went in to dinner. The elves stared at the girls' complete indifference to everyone but Elladan and Elrohir.
After dinner they were informed that in the morning they would begin their elvish schooling. It was just the languages, history, and protocol. In other words it was living Hell! How could they expect three sugar high teens to sit through a day of lessons and not even allow them to go practice archery and knife fighting? Could their lives really get any worse?
Most definitely.
When they woke up they went to class. They carefully planned to scope the room for escape exits then use them as soon as possible. It would have worked except for one thing. The doors and windows were all nailed shut, but the panels in the roof might be movable. It was worth a shot. When the teacher left the room to get some of the elves that were cutting class. Kelsi stood on her desk and shoved against the panel it slid up and over, she grinned. Quickly she let the others go up first then followed, replacing the panel just in time. They heard the door open. They all crawled silently away until they got to a pane of glass (why there would be a pane of glass in the ceiling is beyond me). Gen who still hadn't noticed it shoved Kels, who shoved Paula, who shoved Kelsi, who was badly off balance and fell sideways and grabbed Paula, and somehow managed to drag them all sideways onto the glass which shattered. They hit the ground and was there ever a lot of blood on the ground.
For that they were grounded for three weeks. No archery, riding, visiting or anything that had sugar in it for three weeks! All they were allowed to do was go to class and sit in their rooms. It sucked, or rather it would have had they not been able to pick locks, and slide through amazingly small gaps (like six inch windows). Instead it gave them an excuse to think of something awful to do to Thranduil and the other prissy elves.
When they were allowed out of their rooms again they noticed something, all their pants, and T-shirts had disappeared overnight. Leaving only skirts and gowns. It was a punishment so heartless, so cruel, that even the girls were stunned. They donned the clothes with disgust and Ran to Thranduil's cave praying that no one had seen them.
When they found Thranduil the first words out of their mouths were: "Where are my clothes?"
Anyways hope you like, please R&R Thanx from us (author and the voices in her head.)
Disclaimer: I don't own Lord Of The Ring, I do own me, my sugar (it's mine, my own, my Precioussss) and dat is 'bout it.
The girls stared at the mirrors they had been handed. They could scarcely believe that they were elves; I mean really, how the Hell did that happen?
They got up and walked out of the room ignoring the confused elves and went to go gossip about what had happened to them. They had been sitting around for like three hours when two incredibly hot guys (who were identical) strolled up. The girls were a touch confused when the boys stopped and said hi to them.
" Uh, who the hell are you?" Kelsi and Kels demanded. After about 20 minutes of talking with the boys they figured out that they were Elladan and Elrohir. They talked a bit more and then they all went in to dinner. The elves stared at the girls' complete indifference to everyone but Elladan and Elrohir.
After dinner they were informed that in the morning they would begin their elvish schooling. It was just the languages, history, and protocol. In other words it was living Hell! How could they expect three sugar high teens to sit through a day of lessons and not even allow them to go practice archery and knife fighting? Could their lives really get any worse?
Most definitely.
When they woke up they went to class. They carefully planned to scope the room for escape exits then use them as soon as possible. It would have worked except for one thing. The doors and windows were all nailed shut, but the panels in the roof might be movable. It was worth a shot. When the teacher left the room to get some of the elves that were cutting class. Kelsi stood on her desk and shoved against the panel it slid up and over, she grinned. Quickly she let the others go up first then followed, replacing the panel just in time. They heard the door open. They all crawled silently away until they got to a pane of glass (why there would be a pane of glass in the ceiling is beyond me). Gen who still hadn't noticed it shoved Kels, who shoved Paula, who shoved Kelsi, who was badly off balance and fell sideways and grabbed Paula, and somehow managed to drag them all sideways onto the glass which shattered. They hit the ground and was there ever a lot of blood on the ground.
For that they were grounded for three weeks. No archery, riding, visiting or anything that had sugar in it for three weeks! All they were allowed to do was go to class and sit in their rooms. It sucked, or rather it would have had they not been able to pick locks, and slide through amazingly small gaps (like six inch windows). Instead it gave them an excuse to think of something awful to do to Thranduil and the other prissy elves.
When they were allowed out of their rooms again they noticed something, all their pants, and T-shirts had disappeared overnight. Leaving only skirts and gowns. It was a punishment so heartless, so cruel, that even the girls were stunned. They donned the clothes with disgust and Ran to Thranduil's cave praying that no one had seen them.
When they found Thranduil the first words out of their mouths were: "Where are my clothes?"
Anyways hope you like, please R&R Thanx from us (author and the voices in her head.)
