Pepper Spray, Dynamite and Sugar High Elves.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything that doesn't belong to me.
Author: if you thought my other chapters were odd this might just be weirder.
D_T: So basically if you like sanity go away!
Author: Too true.
It turned out that the elves had deemed their clothes inappropriate. Therefore they had taken the girls' clothes and weren't planning on giving them back anytime soon.
Kelsi and Kels were having the time of their life screaming at Thranduil (it isn't every day you get to freak out at an elf King).
"You jackass." The two girls screamed at him. Thranduil looked horrified.
They proceeded to bully him, and then they gagged him and put him in the broom closet.
Unfortunately, their screaming attracted attention. Legolas, Elladan, and Elrohir walked in to find that the place had been trashed, and that the girls had found their clothes. They also noticed that the girls were playing poker.
The girls let the guys join their game, it turned a *little* dirty however. The girls cheated, a lot, Legolas noticed this and told Elladan and Elrohir and oh it got worse. Soon all seven of them were cheating. Kelsi produced Mountain Dew( from her backpack and handed it out.
Within minutes the elves (who had never tasted Mountain Dew( before) were completely sugar high! it was hilarious! Imagine nonstop giggling/laughter, which only increased when Thranduil fell out of the cupboard where he had been locked in.
One would think that Legolas would worry about his father, but, as it turns out giving large quantities of sugar to elves is like crack to a baby. No one cared about anything.
And so, when Kelsi and Kels found dynamite and matches in their back packs all seven troublemakers decided to have a *little* fun. Thranduil watched in horror as the elflings renovated the caves.
They decided that the caves weren't big enough (Oh Lord!!!) so they decided to enlarge them. As if it couldn't get any worse Gen found two cans of pepper spray that she had been saving for science class.
"yes" Gen screeched.
"Oh god. No!" The others wailed.
Gen proceeded to spritz pepper spray into the eyes of any elf that tried to stop their destructive rampage. (please note: Too much sugar causes fainting spells in elves.)
Legolas, Elladan and Elrohir were out cold. They had downed eight Mountain Dews ( each and had been laughing as they hit the ground.
Meanwhile, Thranduil had been freed and was trying to find the girls. Not that this should have been difficult, all you had to do was follow the trail an elves screaming and trying to claw their eyes out.
Author: Ah, the glorious thought of adding another chapter and then making you all wait a day or two before I update again.
D_T: You will update as soon as Possible or you will receive pain.
Water Lily: damn right!
x_silver_saffire_x: I agree with those two.
Author: fine! Gang up on me! See what I care.
* little* if I do this it means that it is not a little, it is a lot.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything that doesn't belong to me.
Author: if you thought my other chapters were odd this might just be weirder.
D_T: So basically if you like sanity go away!
Author: Too true.
It turned out that the elves had deemed their clothes inappropriate. Therefore they had taken the girls' clothes and weren't planning on giving them back anytime soon.
Kelsi and Kels were having the time of their life screaming at Thranduil (it isn't every day you get to freak out at an elf King).
"You jackass." The two girls screamed at him. Thranduil looked horrified.
They proceeded to bully him, and then they gagged him and put him in the broom closet.
Unfortunately, their screaming attracted attention. Legolas, Elladan, and Elrohir walked in to find that the place had been trashed, and that the girls had found their clothes. They also noticed that the girls were playing poker.
The girls let the guys join their game, it turned a *little* dirty however. The girls cheated, a lot, Legolas noticed this and told Elladan and Elrohir and oh it got worse. Soon all seven of them were cheating. Kelsi produced Mountain Dew( from her backpack and handed it out.
Within minutes the elves (who had never tasted Mountain Dew( before) were completely sugar high! it was hilarious! Imagine nonstop giggling/laughter, which only increased when Thranduil fell out of the cupboard where he had been locked in.
One would think that Legolas would worry about his father, but, as it turns out giving large quantities of sugar to elves is like crack to a baby. No one cared about anything.
And so, when Kelsi and Kels found dynamite and matches in their back packs all seven troublemakers decided to have a *little* fun. Thranduil watched in horror as the elflings renovated the caves.
They decided that the caves weren't big enough (Oh Lord!!!) so they decided to enlarge them. As if it couldn't get any worse Gen found two cans of pepper spray that she had been saving for science class.
"yes" Gen screeched.
"Oh god. No!" The others wailed.
Gen proceeded to spritz pepper spray into the eyes of any elf that tried to stop their destructive rampage. (please note: Too much sugar causes fainting spells in elves.)
Legolas, Elladan and Elrohir were out cold. They had downed eight Mountain Dews ( each and had been laughing as they hit the ground.
Meanwhile, Thranduil had been freed and was trying to find the girls. Not that this should have been difficult, all you had to do was follow the trail an elves screaming and trying to claw their eyes out.
Author: Ah, the glorious thought of adding another chapter and then making you all wait a day or two before I update again.
D_T: You will update as soon as Possible or you will receive pain.
Water Lily: damn right!
x_silver_saffire_x: I agree with those two.
Author: fine! Gang up on me! See what I care.
* little* if I do this it means that it is not a little, it is a lot.
