Once upon a time, there was this kid, called Harry Potter! He ain't your ordinary bloke! Hell no, this guy had BLACK hair! OMG! And he had green eyes! Strange combination if you ask me. Well I have black hair and green eyes too, but I dyed my hair and- ( Harry: GET ON WITH IT!!!!!!) Ok ok.

Anyway, he got this letter from school. Some kind of.. magic.. shit.. school. Whatever.



********* 1 year later ********

Harry: Hi there kiddo's! Itsa me, Potter. Harry Potter! Hahaha don't you just LOVE the James Bond quote? I do. Anyway, my evil aunt and uncle locked me up in my room. My best friend Ron is going to get me outta here in about a minute, I shouldn't know this yet, but who cares. **!!!!!VRRRROOOOMMMMMMMM VROOOOMMM!!!!!** Ah there he is!

*Car stops in front of Harry's window*

Ron: How YOU doing?

Harry: There's always room for jello!

The evil uncle: What's this?! Did I hear some FRIENDS quotes?!!! NO!! IT'S EVIL!! *runs up to Harry's room*

Harry: Hurry up Ron! My fat angry evil Friends hating uncle is coming!!

Ron: * puts a rope around Harry's window and opens it* .That made no sense.

Harry: * throws his stuff into the car and tries to get into the car* Damn I forgot that owl! Stupid animal. * gets his stupid owl* I hate you.

The fat angry evil Friends hating uncle: I'm too late to kiss him goodbye... BYE HARRY!!! HAVE FUN!!!

Harry: .Why couldn't he be nice when I was still there.

*******Some time later, at Ron's 'house' ********

Ron: This is my.. house.

Harry: Sucks to be you dude.

Mrs. Weasley: Sucks to be you! You got no parents, you have these ugly glasses, a bigass scar on your ugly head, and some evil wizard person is out to kill you!!

Harry: You got a point there.

**** A/N: I'm too lazy to think of other stuff, so I'll just skip a bit.. * skips* ok now I did that, I must tell you, I can't really think of anything else, so, they're on the Dungoenenanen Alley. But Harry isn't cause he didn't listen well enough.cause he knows it all better.****

Harry: Ok where the Hell am I now again?! How come this kind of stuff always happens to ME?!!! Oh shit someone's here! *hides in a smelly old sock closet*

Lucius Malfoy: *comes into the store, which you shouldn't know it's a store yet..* Hello good sir.

Good sir: Hello.

Lucius Malfoy: I am. LUCIUS MALFOY!! *Suddenly there's a thunderstorm* . Happens to me all the time.

Good sir: Oh.

Lucius Malfoy: *raises his can with the snake head on top of it* Looky! I got a stick! Anyway, I'm here to buy some Spongebob Squarepants merchandise. for my son.

Harry: (Thinking) O my God! Draco likes SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS?!!!! Damn that's so sexy!

Good sir: We have Spongebob glowsticks, Spongebob key changes, Spongebob glasses, Spongebob hats, Spongebob shirts, Spongebob trading cards, Spongebob Penguin Bananas, Spongebo-

Lucius Malfoy: OK OK! I get the point. I take everything! *buys everything and leaves the store *

Good sir: .Freak. *walks away *

Harry: *comes out of the smelly closet* Hmm.. I guess me and Draco have more in common than I thought. *walks out of the store* Where the Hell am I now again!?!! Oh who cares? I'll just go and find Dungoenenanen Alley.

Old person: Hey you there! Muffin boy!!!

Harry: Who? Me?!?!

Old person: Yes you! Bring me my Party In A Can!!!

Harry: Whoa this place is WEIRD! Uhm.. can you tell me how to get to Dungoenenanen Alley?

Old person: Just follow the signs, old lad!

Harry: What si- *Sees a gigantic sign with 'DUNGOEGENANEN ALLEY! RIGHT OVER HERE!!! COME ON IF YOU'RE LOST, THIS IS THE WAY TO DUNGOEGENANEN ALLEY!! * .Oh. *Follows the signs and comes on Dungoenenanen Alley * Mrs. Weasley: Damn boy! You're back! I hoped you were dead!

Harry: Sorry.

Mrs. Weasley: Damn right you should be sorry!!!! Anyway, I took money out of you volt for your books and stuff.

Harry: HuzZaH!!!

Everyone: Oh Harry, you're such a loser.

Harry: I'm not cool anymore.

******* In some kinda bookstore*******

Harry: We still need the books.

Ron: That's why we're here. You're an idiot!

******* Lucius and Draco Malfoy enter the store*******

Harry: Whooooo lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Everyone in the store: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!

Draco: AYE AYE CAPTAIN!

Harry: Mwahahaha got you there!

Draco: *gasps * Ok I'll just admit it. I like Spongebob.

Harry: Oh you silly, we knew that all along!!

Draco: But.. how??

Hermoine: It's so obvious! While you were playing Quidditch every Slytherin was singing the song and yelling 'GO SPONGEBOB GO!!! GET THAT SNITCH!!! SPONGEYBOB!'

Draco: I love my fans.

Lucius: I am. LUCIUS MALFOY!!!!! *Suddenly there's a thunderstorm *

Everyone in the store: O my God.. it's. LUCIUS MALFOY!!! * Thunderstorm*

Draco: That's right, my dad is. LUCIUS MALFOY!!!! * Thunderstorm*

Mr. Weasley: ROAR! It's you. LUCI-

Lucius: Ok cut it out you're ruining my name. Well well look what we have here *Looks at Ginny * Another Weasley. What's your name little girl? Ginny: Gii..Giiii.Ginn.Gy.. Gii.

Harry: TODAY!

Ginny: Gintonic?

Lucius: ?! Oh well, no wonder your parents couldn't think of a normal name, with so many kids.

Mrs. Weasley: It's YOU!! LUCIUS MALFOY!! * Thunderstorm*

Draco: HEY LOOK! IT'S ME!!! DRACO MALFOY!!! * Spongebob theme starts playing*

Everyone: HIYA CAPT'N!

Lucius: I think it's time to leave.

Draco: Bye everyone!! See you at Hogwarts!!! Hey Harry! My good pal! Let's play some Quidditch and drink a cup of tea ok?

Harry: Ok! Bye Draco Malfoy! * Spongebob theme starts playing again*

***** Lucius and Draco leave the store*******

Ron: .. That was... odd.



A/N: Mwahahahaha!! First chapter is DONEEEE!!! Tell me what you think of it ok? Oh yeah, I do NOT own this whole Harry Potter world and the characters and stuff like that! And I do NOT own Spongebob! I hope you liked this insanity! Till next chapter!!