~~~~~Thanks you *all* for your nice reviews!
On with this little chapter! I wrote this while I was at school, bored, as
usual. I hope you all enjoy it! It's just a little something between, so it
isn't even a real chapter...~~~~~
It was 6 AM, and Harry was unable to sleep anymore. And with that, he had to shit. Badly. He walked out of the Gryffondor Room, down the stairs, down, down, down, down, down, down, all the way down, down, down, down, and came in the 'Great Hall'.
SUDDENLY, a HUUUGEEEE llama appeared in the Great Hall!!!!
Harry: Oh My God!! It's a HUUUGEEEE fucking llama!!!
Llama: ..Moo?
Harry: You're from Canada, eh??
Llama: *turns to stone*
Harry: ..Silly Canadian llama! * goes to the llama and touches it*
The llama falls right trough the floor! Oh dear! Harry falls down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, all the way down, down, down, down, down, down, and landed on his bum!!
Harry: Auch...*starts crying* Why do these things always happen to ME?!!!
He starts exploring the place and finds out it's a secret tunnel!!!
Harry: *gasps* O My God! It's a secret tunnel!!!
He finds a weird looking statue and leans on it.
Harry: Gee I'm kinda tired! I'll just lean on this weird looking statue! *does so*
OH DEAR! The statue exploded and there is ANOTHER secret tunnel behind!
Harry: The statue exploded! Looky, another secret tunnel!!
And he walks into the tunnel...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~IN DA MEANTIME~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Draco stood in front of his superlarge mirror, singing along with his favourite song, the Spongebob Squarepants theme while doing his usual Is- There-Enough-Grease-In-My-Hair check-up. 'SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!' he shouted, making a sexy Fonz-like pose. The mirror suddenly rolled over!! Oh dear! Draco: For the sake of Spongebob, please don't ill me!!!! I'm just a boy!!! A very sexy boy, but still just a boy!! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!
Harry: Malfoy?? Wow! Nice boxer short!
Draco looked down to his (very sexy I must add) favourite Spongebob boxer short, the one with 'AYE AYE CAPT'N!' on it. (And Spongebob himself 'fcourse)
Draco: I know! My boxer short is sexy, just like the rest of myself. Now, what the HELL are you doing in my room, Potter!!!
Harry: Oh I don't know. There was this Canadian llama and he fell trough the damned floor. (those silly Canadian llama's!) Then there was this statue and it exploded and there was another secret tunnel and then there was Santa Claus who was lost and some spoons with riddles and-
Draco: OK OK! Now, get outta my room! You're ruining my *sexy* checkup! And I bet you didn't see the sign?
Harry: What si- *Sees a huge sign saying 'This room belongs to the great *and very sexy* Draco Malfoy! (Spongebob Squarepants theme starts playing when Harry reads that* If you're NOT me, GET OUT! This is my SEXY place! Not for anyone but Draco Malfoy (Spongebob starts playing again) himself!!!! POOF! Disappear bitch!!!' ...oh... Well I'll just leave then...
Draco: Don't touch my *sexy* Spongebob posters!
~~~~~~~~~I know this 'chapter' sucked! I was just bored and when I'm bored, I do boring things. Please don't hurt me angry taco man! *turns into a camel* Damn.. I REALLY need to see a doctor for this crap...~~~~~~~
It was 6 AM, and Harry was unable to sleep anymore. And with that, he had to shit. Badly. He walked out of the Gryffondor Room, down the stairs, down, down, down, down, down, down, all the way down, down, down, down, and came in the 'Great Hall'.
SUDDENLY, a HUUUGEEEE llama appeared in the Great Hall!!!!
Harry: Oh My God!! It's a HUUUGEEEE fucking llama!!!
Llama: ..Moo?
Harry: You're from Canada, eh??
Llama: *turns to stone*
Harry: ..Silly Canadian llama! * goes to the llama and touches it*
The llama falls right trough the floor! Oh dear! Harry falls down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, all the way down, down, down, down, down, down, and landed on his bum!!
Harry: Auch...*starts crying* Why do these things always happen to ME?!!!
He starts exploring the place and finds out it's a secret tunnel!!!
Harry: *gasps* O My God! It's a secret tunnel!!!
He finds a weird looking statue and leans on it.
Harry: Gee I'm kinda tired! I'll just lean on this weird looking statue! *does so*
OH DEAR! The statue exploded and there is ANOTHER secret tunnel behind!
Harry: The statue exploded! Looky, another secret tunnel!!
And he walks into the tunnel...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~IN DA MEANTIME~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Draco stood in front of his superlarge mirror, singing along with his favourite song, the Spongebob Squarepants theme while doing his usual Is- There-Enough-Grease-In-My-Hair check-up. 'SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!' he shouted, making a sexy Fonz-like pose. The mirror suddenly rolled over!! Oh dear! Draco: For the sake of Spongebob, please don't ill me!!!! I'm just a boy!!! A very sexy boy, but still just a boy!! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!
Harry: Malfoy?? Wow! Nice boxer short!
Draco looked down to his (very sexy I must add) favourite Spongebob boxer short, the one with 'AYE AYE CAPT'N!' on it. (And Spongebob himself 'fcourse)
Draco: I know! My boxer short is sexy, just like the rest of myself. Now, what the HELL are you doing in my room, Potter!!!
Harry: Oh I don't know. There was this Canadian llama and he fell trough the damned floor. (those silly Canadian llama's!) Then there was this statue and it exploded and there was another secret tunnel and then there was Santa Claus who was lost and some spoons with riddles and-
Draco: OK OK! Now, get outta my room! You're ruining my *sexy* checkup! And I bet you didn't see the sign?
Harry: What si- *Sees a huge sign saying 'This room belongs to the great *and very sexy* Draco Malfoy! (Spongebob Squarepants theme starts playing when Harry reads that* If you're NOT me, GET OUT! This is my SEXY place! Not for anyone but Draco Malfoy (Spongebob starts playing again) himself!!!! POOF! Disappear bitch!!!' ...oh... Well I'll just leave then...
Draco: Don't touch my *sexy* Spongebob posters!
~~~~~~~~~I know this 'chapter' sucked! I was just bored and when I'm bored, I do boring things. Please don't hurt me angry taco man! *turns into a camel* Damn.. I REALLY need to see a doctor for this crap...~~~~~~~
