DisClaimer: I don't own Star Fox64, Zelda, Final Fantasy 10, Final Fantasy 8, Spongebob Squarepants or the Matrix....the only thing I DO own is Channel 1200 (I think....)

Thank you to my 2 lovely reviewers:
Swan of Tirlith
Lightning
I give you my sincerest thanks for reviewing my humble fic. ::bows::

A/N: Ok! Welcome to Episode 2 of Tartar Sauce!

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Um.....previously on our previous episode:
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AnniT: ::walks up to camera:: Hi hi! I finally got everyone off the show except me!

Voice from background: Oh no you don't!

AnniT: ::looks behind and sees Link, Star Fox, and Ganondorf:: Um...this is not cool.

Link: Evil dragon..um...thingy, you will either be tamed to live and help destroy evil, or you will be killed!

Star Fox: Yes, or you can help defend cargo on the ship that I drive.

Ganondorf: Or, you can join me, and I will use you to kill all the world!

Mina: ::pops up:: No, you are all wrong! She is my best friend and she wouldn't do any of the things you asked her to do!

Link, Star Fox and Ganondorf: We'll see about that! ::all charge::

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And now, on with Episode 2!!!
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Mina: Oh yeah! I'll protect you, Anni!

((Star Fox kicks a high jump at Mina)) ((Mina does Matrix thing))

((Link shoots arrows)) ((Mina does Matrix thing again))

((Ganondorf uses sceptor and shoots lightning bolts)) ((Mina gets hurt in the arm))

Ganondorf: That's a pity that I'm going to be rid of you, since I really liked watching the show on channel 1200! ::raises sceptor to stab Mina::

AnniT: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! ::runs up to Ganondorf and knocks him over:: ::picks him up by his leg:: ::bites off leg::

Link: ::rushes over to help Mina::
(A/N: Hmm...first he attacks her...now he helps her... ::raises eyebrows:: oooooooooo ^^)

Star Fox: ::sits and watches while eating popcorn::

AnniT: You evil dude, you will die-gest!

Ganondorf: NOOOOO!!!!

AnniT: ::swallows Ganondorf almost whole (hee hee) minus the leg::

Mina: ::hanging in Link's arms:: Thank you...Anni...ow, my freaking head!

Anna: ::runs up:: Oh my gosh, what happened here?
(A/N: I had run away...remember the previous episode...)

AnniT: ::grins and shows teeth:: I think Ganondorf got the POINT! ::no one laughs:: ::crickets chirp in distance::

Link: Well, if all the evil crap is done here, I'm gonna take Mina to my castle and get her all brushed up.

Mina: No, that's ok, Link, I can handle it here-ow.

Link: No, I insist! ::picks up Mina and carries her to Hyrule Castle::

Anna: Ok, well since Mina is gone for now, we'll need someone to host the battles!

Anni: ::turns back into human:: I dunno. The nominees are: Rikku, Tidus, Lulu, Auron, um.....heehee, we'll have more in further notice.

Anna: OK - let's go back to the Show Room.

((both walk back))

Anni: Welcome back, everyone! Sorry we were gone for so long, but we had stuff to do!

Anna: And it seems we lost most of our contestants, too. ::both look and see tumbleweed roll across desert::

Zell: I'm still here!

Squall: So am I!

Patrick: Me too!

Anni: Well, I think that for our first battle, Rikku should be the host. So, let's meet her!

((Rikku runs on stage and trips over a light))

Rikku: Heehee, hi Anni! Hi Anna! OMY(Translation: Oh My Yevon ^^;;;; )! WATCH YOUR SHOW ALL THE TIME!!!!

Anni and Anna: ::look at eachother:: um....yeaaaah, that's nice.

Rikku: ::runs up to camera:: OMY I LOVE CAMERAS! OMY OMY OMY!

Anni: ::walks behind Rikku and hits her in head wih hammer:: ::Rikku drops to floor::

Anni: ::drags Rikku behind curtains::

Anna: Now where have I done this before... ::hears scream:: *thump*

Anni: ::walks back to stage straightening shirt:: OK, so now, where were we? Oh yeah, um...I dont think Rikku was a good host anyway...let's speak with Tidus!

((Tidus hops on to stage all daring and crap and ducks under a table))

Tidus: Hi Anni, hi Anna! Sorry but I just gotta be on the alert for enemies, you never know where they might hide.

Anni and Anna: OOoooooook, then...

Tidus: I just wanted to say, ::spots Squall and Zell:: Hey, I know you from somewhere! You stole my title! ::jumps on both:: ::all three become a big cloud of dust as they catfight::

Anna: OK so I guess that Tidus isn't a good host either...

Anni: We'll be back after this quick commercial to tell you who the REAL host of the Arena is, ok?
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A/N: Hahahahahahaha ::laughs insanely:: CLIFFHANGERS!!!! ::[your name here] sweatdrops:: Ok...my friend....leaves too many cliffhangers, as you will see in later episodes....heehee! Don't forget to R and R!!!!

Will Anni and I(Anna) ever find a replacement for Mina? Will we even need one? Will the fight between Tidus, Zell and Squall end well?? Find out in: Tartar Sauce, Episode 3!!!!
Episode 3 coming in 1-2 weeks! Stay tuned!