~Ahh!! I was so busy with my other story I kinda forgot about this one!!! But don't worry folks! (like anyone worries anyway...) The new chapter is up!~

Draco walked over to the Quidditch field, twirling his *sexy* Nimbus 2001 around, humming the Spongebob Squarepants theme.

He noticed someone was following him.

Draco: Ok, who ever is sneaking behind my *sexy* back, show yourself!

Harry: Malfoy?

Draco: Yes, Potter?

Harry: I love you.

Draco: I love you too, my dear!!!!!!!!!

Harry: Oh I thought you'd never admit it!!

Draco: *runs up to Harry, spreading his arms out, ready to give him a big hug* COME INTO MY ARMS, MY LOVED ONE!!!

Harry: *spreads his arms too* Oh Malfoy!

Draco: *whacks Harry with his sexy broomstick, hitting him unconscious* Idiot. Declaring his love for me... gross... No one THAT un-sexy could have someone sexy like me... And with that, I'm not gay! *walks away, humming the Spongebob Squarepants theme*

**********The next day*********



Harry: *wakes up and finds himself laying outside in the grass* Oh man... What happened?

Hagrid: Hiya Harry! What yeh doin' here?

Harry: I... don't know...

Hagrid: Tha's 'cause yer an idiot!

Harry: Probably.

Hagrid: Yeah, too bad ta creatures from ta fores' didn' kill yeh...

Harry: Sorry.

Hagrid: Yeh should be.

Harry: I guess I'll just get back in the castle...

Hagrid: Whatever. Who cares 'bout yeh anyways...

Harry: Draco Malfoy *Spongebob theme starts playing* does!

Hagrid: Yeh hafta get yerself checked.

Harry: Sure! Bye Hagrid! *turns around and starts running back to the castle, but hits his head against an invisible wall* Dammit! This isn't a place to put invisible walls in! Anyway, BYE HAGRID! *hits head again* Huh? *does it again* That was stupid. *does it again*

Hagrid: I can' believe Dumbledor' made yeh come here.

Harry: I like his beard! *hits head again*

Hagrid: Whatever kid...

*******Hagrid walks away, leaving Harry behind, who is still hitting his head against the invisible wall*******

Harry: There... *hits head* has... *hits head again* got... *hits head again* to... *hits head again* be... *hits head again* a...*hits head again* way... *hits head again* to... *hits head again* just... *hits head again* never... *hits head again* mind... *hits head for the last time and faints of the blood loss*



***********That very same day, the Gryffindors had Quidditch practice!**********

George: Where is that ugly head?!

Fred: With the scar?

George: Yeah, that one.

Fred: He's right over there. *points at Harry, who's laying unconscious*

George: Ugh... that lazy bum!

Oliver: Let's go poke him!

George & Fred: Are you sure you're not our twin brother? You're almost just as *smart* as we!

Oliver: My parents are rich!

George: POKEY POKEY!!! *pokes Harry with his broomstick* C'mon lad, wake up!

Fred: Is it... dead???

Oliver: Dammit now I have to find a new Seeker again!







~Ahhh the end already... sorry people, out of ideas! Hope you enjoyed this lil' chappy anyway! Please tell me what you think of it, mmmkay?~