DisClaimer: Must I go through this every episode? Everyone (just about) knows what does or does not belong to me by now, so I'll just skip this part from now on!

A/N: Phew....here we are on our 3rd episode! I hope you enjoyed all of the episodes so far....it's really hard to have to alter then post the stuff and yea...Also, I've decided to post Episode 3 much earlier than expected so that you, my wonderful to-be reviewers can read more at a time. Enjoy!

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Previously on our previous episode:
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((Tidus hops on to stage all daring and crap and ducks under a table))

Tidus: Hi Anni, hi Anna! Sorry but I just gotta be on the alert for enemies, you never know where they might hide.

Anni and Anna: OOoooooook, then...

Tidus: I just wanted to say, ::spots Squall and Zell:: Hey, I know you from somewhere! You stole my title! ::jumps on both:: ::all three become a big cloud of dust as they catfight::

Anna: OK so I guess that Tidus isn't a good host either...

Anni: We'll be back after this quick commercial to tell you who the REAL host of the Arena is, ok?
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And now on with Episode 3!
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--After the Commercial--

Anni: And we're back with the real host of the show!

Anna: I wonder what ever happened to Link and Mina?

((Mina walks up humming death song, combing her hair))

Mina: Hi guys! What's up?

Anna: Hi, Mina, I'm glad you are ok, but WHERE THE HECK IS LINK?

Anna, Mina and Anni: ::look back and see figure walking up::

Mina: Oh, there he is. He tried to make me lay down, but I hate going to sleep on a full stomach. (A/N: Link gave Mina food, and then tried to make her take a nap...so yea)

Link: Mina, baby, I'm sorry...ow...please forgive--ow--me

Mina: Not in your life, Bomb boy! ::kicks hard, Link flies across screen::

Anna and Anni: rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrite...

Mina: Look at me, I look like a little princess in this outfit ::twirls and grins::

Anni: Hey, you should be happy to have Link chasing after you.

Mina: Yeah, rite. ::snorts::

Anna: Oh, well. Here is now the next host! Um...Aaron!? Aaron Carter?

Anna: ::yells behind to camera guy:: Who the *BEEP* put *BEEP*in Aaron mother *BEEP*in Carter in the mother *BEEP*in show!? (A/N: SORRY AARON-LOVERS!!! ^^;;;;;;; And I read a misprint...it said "Auron" but I took to it as "Aaron Carter" don't ask me how...--; I'm just an innocent bystander ::everyone coughs loudly::)

Anni: ::cough:: Is this a family-oriented show or what, huh? ::laughs nervously::

Mina: Let's just meet our new host.

((Auron walks in))

Auron: Hello, Anni. Hello, Anna. How do you do?

Anni: Gosh, Auron, I've wanted to meet you for some time now. I'm fine though.

Anna: Thank Hyne that it's you Auron and not ::mutters darkly:: Aaron Carter. And I'm cool.

Auron: ::coughs:: ::crickets chirp in distance::

Anni: ::shuffles question cards:: So...what do you, Auron, like to do? In your spare time, I mean.

Auron: I enjoy watching entiographicalological films and afterwards take inquirous notes upon species of lower intelligence.

Anna: ::whispers:: well that kicks the crap out of my normal day

Anni: ::kicks Anna form under table::

Anni: Fascinating, Auron, absolutely fascinating.

Anna: ::yawns loudly::

Anni: Well, Auron, what else do you like to do?

Auron: I also enjoy--::Rikku pops up with bump on head::

Riku: OMY OMY OMY I CANNOT BELIEVE I AM ON THE SHOW! YES YES YES! OMY OMY OMY!

Anni: ::nods towards Anna::

Anna: ::shoves Rikku into cannon:: ::lights cannon:: ::guess what happens:: ::yup you guessed it::

Rikku: ::flying into distance:: I LOVE YOUR SHOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!

Anni: Thank you, Anna. Now, Auron, what was that about your--::looks around for Auron:: Where did he go?

((Auron jumps from ceiling with nunchuckus and strangles Anni))

Mina: AHH! ANNI! I'LL SAVE YOU! ::rushes towards Anni, only to be tripped by Plankton::

((Plankton and Auron slap each other high-fives only to have Plankton flying backwards halfway across the room from the force of Auron's giant hand smacking against his microscopic one))

Anna: AH-HA! YOU, AGAIN, LITTLE MAN! YOU WILL DIE! ::runs over to Plankton and runs him over::

Mina: ::wrestles Auron to ground::

Anni: ::scrambles away:: Am I helpless or what? (A/N: Yes you are Anni...yes you are)

Anna: ::again for the forty-millionth time squishes Plankton::

Anni: ::runs towards curatins:: ::runs into Tidus:: Ow... ::is dazed::

Tidus: ::puts arm around Anni's head and points laser::

Tidus: Anyone moves, then the famous one gets it! (A/N: *cough|shes|not|the|famous|one|cough*)

((everyone freezes))

Tidus: ::motions towards Auron, Zell, Squall:: ::They run behind curtains::

Tidus: If you ever want your precious friend back, you'll have to follow us!

Anni: ::stupidly:: May I buy you a jacket Mr. P Diddy Widdy Cutie-Ootie...

Tidus: ::rolls eyes:: So long! ::runs behind curtains::

Mina: Ok, so we have an annoying sidekick--Rikku--a bunch of contestants--long gone by now--and a kidnapped show host. What do we do now?

Anna: Duh! We go find Anni!

Anna and Mina: Uh...we'll see you next time on Tartar Sauce! Bai bai!
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A/N: ::laughs evilly:: Another cliffhanger!! HAHAHAHAHA!! Oh, and by the way, I am ever-so sorry to you Aaron Carter fans...but if you must flame me, then you should flame Anni also!! SHE WROTE THIS, NOT ME!!! I JUST EDITED IT AND POSTED IT!!! AHHH!!! ::runs away::

::[your name here] sweatdrops as s/he watches the insane author/editor run off::

Will Mina and I(Anna) be able to save Anni in time?? Will we ever find a way to get rid of Rikku?? Find out next time on: Tartar Sauce, Episode 4!!!
Episode 4 coming in 1-2 weeks! Stay tuned and I thank you very much for reading this!!!