Oh come on! If you still haven't noticed I do not own any of this, you must
have an IQ of a friggin' chopstick!!!
Harry wakes up (once again), with a splitting headache, on the Quidditch field, surrounded by total darkness.
Harry: Owww God... I never trust Ron again! *shakes head* The kid is so poor, even his pot is rotten... Oh well, I'll just talk to myself, than... Hmm... I wonder where I am!
Our *dear* (COUGH COUGH!) Gryffindor whipped out his wand, said Lumos, and a big light appeared from the tip.
Harry: Damn, I'm hungry... *Walks to the big castle, while thinking up a new song* I like cheese, lalala, I like cheese...
Voice that everyone could recognise but Harry doesn't: Cheese?!! HAHAHA! I'm way too sexy for cheese!!!!
Harry: *gasps* Muffin man, is that you?!! *holds his wand in the direction the voice came from* Draco Malfoy!! *Spongebob Squarepants theme starts playing*
Draco: *rolls his eyes* Of course it's me, you not-sexy-at-all dumbass! Who else is too sexy for cheese?!!
Harry said nothing.
Draco: Thought so. What the hell are you doi- Ohhh wait... Are you stalking *sexy* me??! I already told you, I don't want you! You're far too ugly, and I'm just too sexy!!
Harry: I... I don't know, really... *stares at ground* So... what are YOU doing here?
Draco: *shrugs* Like I'm going to tell you!!! Anyway, I'm going, there's this duelling thing going on, and sexy me MUST be there!! *runs away very very quickly, so it would look he can Diseapperate*
Harry: WOW! HE'S GONE!!! Whoaaaaaaaaaa... *blank stare* ... Wait, what was this thing he said? Something about a funeral? Gee, I wonder who died... *hurries to the castle*
*****IN DA MEANTIME!*****
Ron: Haha, I'm glad we got rid of the kid with the scar. He was annoying me!
Hermione: Yeah, he was just totally blocking out Draco's sexyness!
Ron: Wait... does this mean... you don't... love ME??!!
Hermione: *laughs evilly* YOU?!! HAHAHAHAHA!! Ohhh God, that's a good one!!! No, I'm crazy about Draco Malfoy! *Spongebob Squarepants theme starts playing* He's so... blonde... and... sexy...
Ron: *sobs* Well, I guess I'll just turn gay than. *yelling* Are there any hot boys for me around here?!!
All boys quickly run away, except for Colin Creevey.
Colin: Uhm, yeah, me!!!
Ron: I hate my life...
SUDDENLY, the doors of the Great Hall slam open. WHO COULD IT BE??
Hermione: *gasps* Sexy overload!!!
The figure walks into the Hall, and it is... Draco Malfoy!!!!
Everyone: DRACO MALFOY! *Spongebob Squarepants starts playing, once again*
Draco: Yes, it is me!! Now, the duelling thing hasn't started yet, has it?!! Of course not, it couldn't be started already, because without sexy me, a duelling club would be no fun. Unless Father is in it, whom is not, so that way, the duelling club is no fun, without sexy me! NOTHING is fun without sexy me. If sexy me isn't involved, it's no fun! I am the only one who is too sexy for fun, and no one else! Just me, no one else!! *rambles on and on*
Everyone stares at him, drooling all over his sexy-ness. For over half 'n hour.
Draco: -than sexy me said, that isn't a chicken, it's a GOOSE!! HAHAHAHA CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT!!! What a totally-not-sexy dumbass!! Sexy me made a joke, now laugh!!!!
Everyone continued staring. Some people had fainted of Draco Malfoy's sexy- ness.
Draco: But enough about you, how is sexy me doing? Oh quite well, thank you...
Snape suddenly got out of his trance.
Snape: OK, Mr. Malfoy, that's quite enough now...
Draco: WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT CALLING ME THAT!!!!
Snape: *sigh* Mr... Sexy...
Draco: *smug smirk* That's better.
Snape: Can't we just continue this already boring story, and on with the comic relief?!!
Draco: *annoyed sigh* Roar. All right, all right... Say, Severus, have you seen Seinfield yesterday?
Snape: No.
Both started to laugh hysterically.
Snape: Now THAT'S comedy!!!
~Ermm yeah... o_O I know this chapter didn't make any sense... at ALL! But I promise the next will be good! Pinky promise!!~
Harry wakes up (once again), with a splitting headache, on the Quidditch field, surrounded by total darkness.
Harry: Owww God... I never trust Ron again! *shakes head* The kid is so poor, even his pot is rotten... Oh well, I'll just talk to myself, than... Hmm... I wonder where I am!
Our *dear* (COUGH COUGH!) Gryffindor whipped out his wand, said Lumos, and a big light appeared from the tip.
Harry: Damn, I'm hungry... *Walks to the big castle, while thinking up a new song* I like cheese, lalala, I like cheese...
Voice that everyone could recognise but Harry doesn't: Cheese?!! HAHAHA! I'm way too sexy for cheese!!!!
Harry: *gasps* Muffin man, is that you?!! *holds his wand in the direction the voice came from* Draco Malfoy!! *Spongebob Squarepants theme starts playing*
Draco: *rolls his eyes* Of course it's me, you not-sexy-at-all dumbass! Who else is too sexy for cheese?!!
Harry said nothing.
Draco: Thought so. What the hell are you doi- Ohhh wait... Are you stalking *sexy* me??! I already told you, I don't want you! You're far too ugly, and I'm just too sexy!!
Harry: I... I don't know, really... *stares at ground* So... what are YOU doing here?
Draco: *shrugs* Like I'm going to tell you!!! Anyway, I'm going, there's this duelling thing going on, and sexy me MUST be there!! *runs away very very quickly, so it would look he can Diseapperate*
Harry: WOW! HE'S GONE!!! Whoaaaaaaaaaa... *blank stare* ... Wait, what was this thing he said? Something about a funeral? Gee, I wonder who died... *hurries to the castle*
*****IN DA MEANTIME!*****
Ron: Haha, I'm glad we got rid of the kid with the scar. He was annoying me!
Hermione: Yeah, he was just totally blocking out Draco's sexyness!
Ron: Wait... does this mean... you don't... love ME??!!
Hermione: *laughs evilly* YOU?!! HAHAHAHAHA!! Ohhh God, that's a good one!!! No, I'm crazy about Draco Malfoy! *Spongebob Squarepants theme starts playing* He's so... blonde... and... sexy...
Ron: *sobs* Well, I guess I'll just turn gay than. *yelling* Are there any hot boys for me around here?!!
All boys quickly run away, except for Colin Creevey.
Colin: Uhm, yeah, me!!!
Ron: I hate my life...
SUDDENLY, the doors of the Great Hall slam open. WHO COULD IT BE??
Hermione: *gasps* Sexy overload!!!
The figure walks into the Hall, and it is... Draco Malfoy!!!!
Everyone: DRACO MALFOY! *Spongebob Squarepants starts playing, once again*
Draco: Yes, it is me!! Now, the duelling thing hasn't started yet, has it?!! Of course not, it couldn't be started already, because without sexy me, a duelling club would be no fun. Unless Father is in it, whom is not, so that way, the duelling club is no fun, without sexy me! NOTHING is fun without sexy me. If sexy me isn't involved, it's no fun! I am the only one who is too sexy for fun, and no one else! Just me, no one else!! *rambles on and on*
Everyone stares at him, drooling all over his sexy-ness. For over half 'n hour.
Draco: -than sexy me said, that isn't a chicken, it's a GOOSE!! HAHAHAHA CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT!!! What a totally-not-sexy dumbass!! Sexy me made a joke, now laugh!!!!
Everyone continued staring. Some people had fainted of Draco Malfoy's sexy- ness.
Draco: But enough about you, how is sexy me doing? Oh quite well, thank you...
Snape suddenly got out of his trance.
Snape: OK, Mr. Malfoy, that's quite enough now...
Draco: WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT CALLING ME THAT!!!!
Snape: *sigh* Mr... Sexy...
Draco: *smug smirk* That's better.
Snape: Can't we just continue this already boring story, and on with the comic relief?!!
Draco: *annoyed sigh* Roar. All right, all right... Say, Severus, have you seen Seinfield yesterday?
Snape: No.
Both started to laugh hysterically.
Snape: Now THAT'S comedy!!!
~Ermm yeah... o_O I know this chapter didn't make any sense... at ALL! But I promise the next will be good! Pinky promise!!~
