DisClaimer: Aww...you all know the drill...I don't own blah blah blah...

A/N: Woo-hoo! Episode 4 is up! How have you all been liking these past episodes? ::laughs:: Can you guys even follow the plot? You might have to go back and read it several times to understand them (I should know...I had to....--;;;;;;)

By the way, I had to repost every chapter about 2 times because FanFiction.net thought that the action words that I had in the sideways shaped "V" thingys were HTML stuff so I had to take it out...and I had to replace all of them with "::::" which was really annoying....--;;;; but hey! If I were truly dedicated, I wouldn't mind! ...But then again, I'm not all that dedicated to this...just kidding Anni! If I weren't would I be posting this up? ::crickets chirp:: um....let's just forget that I even said all that...ok! On with the show! ::disappears::

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Previously, on our previous episode:
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Tidus: If you ever want your precious friend back, you'll have to follow us!

Anni: ::stupidly:: May I buy you a jacket Mr. P Diddy Widdy Cutie-Ootie...

Tidus: ::rolls eyes:: So long! ::runs behind curtains::

Mina: Ok, so we have an annoying sidekick--Rikku--a bunch of contestants--long gone by now--and a kidnapped show host. What do we do now?

Anna: Duh! We go find Anni!

Anna and Mina: Uh...we'll see you next time on Tartar Sauce! Bai bai!
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And now on with Episode 4!
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Anna: Hi hi hi and welcome back to Tartar Sauce, the spiciest--aww nevermind

Mina: I am verry sorry to report that we have not yet found our host Anni, but that we are trying really hard ::coughs::

Anna: We have gotten a ransome note that reads:
Dear Mina and Anna,
If you ever want to see your
game-show host girl again, then
leave fifty grand by the - wait
no, leave 500 grand by the
old oak tree in Fred's Park.
See you there!
Love,
Tidus, Zell, Squall, and Auron

(A/N: Now, if you were REALLY leaving a ransom note, you'd REALLY be stupid enough to put your names on it...geez, what idiots! ^^)

Mina: ::dully:: Oh the horror. Poor Anni.

((Patrick pops up))

Patrick: I know how we can find her!

Anna: How?

Pat: We just dig a hole to Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else!

Mina and Anna: um... I don't think that would work...

Pat: Of course it would! We want to find treasure, rite?

Anna and Mina: Um...noooooooo??

Pat: Oh...ok, then. Bye! ::disappears::

Lie (remember him? Episode 1): ::walking up:: Heehee, I know where to find her...

Anna: Where?

Mina: You do?

Lie: Yes, I once had affection for her, and also I was involved with the Final Fantasies Gang. (A/N: ::gags:: spare me...)

Anna and Mina: Ooooook...

Lie: Just one thing I want in return...

Mina: What?

Lie: Her soul.

Anna: But that would turn her into a blood-thirsty zombie!

Mina: Hmmmm....deal! ::shakes hands with Lie::

Anna: But what exactly are you going to do with her soul, Lie?

Lie: That's for me to know, and for you to never find out!

Anna: Oook, forget I asked.

Lie: Follow me.

Mina: Ok, sorry audience but you'll have to watch from the big screen! Come on, Camera-dude.

((All walk out of studio - it's pitch black outside))

---2 hours later---
Anna: Are you sure you know where you're going?

Mina: Yeah, we've been wondering out here for like two hours already!

Lie: I know where I'm going, it's just--::stops abruptly:: This is the place...

Anna: ::sarcastically:: Ooo I'm scared!

Mina: Hey what was--[censored word]!!!!--::pulled into darkness:: ::muffles a scream::

Anna: Mina! ::turns around:: Mina! Where are you?!

Lie: ::grabs Anna around shoulders:: ::drags her into the darkness:: Shut up, or else I'll slit your throat! ::holds sword up to her neck::

((Lie walks into dimly lit alley)) ((opens a door)) ((walks into dimly lit room))

Lie: ::throws Anna onto the ground:: I hope you like your stay!

Anna: But we had a deal!

Lie: Correction..Mina and I had a deal. You were just involved.

Anna: So where's Mina?!

Lie: Oh, she's around...maybe an arm there, a leg here, you know.

Anna: ::screams and runs at Lie::

Lie: ::closes door quickly::

Anna: ::runs into door:: ::starts to cry::

Anni: Mmm, Anna, is that you?

Anna: Anni? Anni, are you there?!

Anni: Yeah, I'm here..ow, my head hurts though.

Anna: ::rushes over:: No wonder it hurts, someone cut you across your face!

Anni: Oh... ::passes out::

Anna: Anni? Anni!? Wake up, please!

((door opens))

Tidus: Yeah, yeah, Lie, you get what you wanted...what ever, here, you'll need this knife, she is kinda excentric when it comes to beating up people ::rubs swollen cheek::

Lie: No thanks, man, I got all the blade I need. ::pats sword::

Tidus: ::walks into room:: ::grabs Anni by feet:: ::drags her out to Lie::

Lie: Oh, by the way, do you want me take the camera guy out, I mean, he has been following everything we've been doing (A/N: the camera-man deserves a raise! ^^)

Tidus: No, that's ok. I want the world to know how powerful the Final Fantasies Gang is.

Lie: Ok, whatever. ::starts to drag away Anni::

Tidus: ::stands in doorway looking for Anna::

Anna: ::from behind:: You looking for me? ::stabs Tidus in back of stomach:: (A/N: Gee...I wonder how I got back there...and how I got hold of a knife...?)

Tidus: ::groaning:: Uh...Where'd you get the--::drops to floor::

Anna: Here I come, Anni and Mina!

Lie: ::still dragging Anni:: ::leaving blood trail::

Anni: ::wakes up, still drowsy:: Uh...who--who are you?

Lie: Um..I am just a figment of your poor imagination, now go back to sleep.

Anni: Oh, ok...whatever. ::falls back alseep:: (A/N: Anni...the "smart" one... ::sighs:: --;;;)

Lie: Phew, that was close. Oh there it is! The spirit winds!

Lie: ::reaches the spirit place:: ::pulls Anni onto table::

Anni ::wakes up:: Huh? Wha? Hey, let me go! (A/N: Yes, of course! Resist now, when you could have resisted earlier...SUCH a dense idiot... --;;;;;)

Lie: ::locks wrists and ankles and waist in cuffs:: Not so fast, darling.

Anni: ::eyes widen:: What are you going to do?

Lie: I'm going to kill you and then take your spirit and put it in this dead girl's body over here, and mix it with a cannibal's spirit, so as you will produce zombies who will follow my every word. By the way, the dead girl is a clone of you, hehee

Anni: YOU STUPID ASS! LET ME GO! LET ME GOOOO!!

Lie: ::laughing crazily:: Never!

Anna: ::walking into spirit place:: Anni! NOO!

Lie: ::raises sword:: I love you, Anni. Bwahaha! ::thrusts sword into Anni's chest::

Anni: AHHHHH!!! ::spirit flows like wind into dead girl's body::

Anni (the reincarnated one): Ugh...help--::growls:: ::groans:: Anna...hhheeeeeellllpp.... ::staggers up::

Anna: Anni! Control your your canniballistic hunger! Control it!
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A/N: ......strange huh? Yeah, you should be used to it [your name here]. I sure am!
Anyways, will Anni be able to control her canniballistic hunger? Will I(Anna) be able to save her in time (well...i don't want to...^^;;;)??? Find out next time in: Tartar Sauce, Episode 5!!!!
Episode 5 coming in -- you guessed it! -- 1-2 weeks! Stay tuned in to Channel 1200 to find out what happens!!!

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