DisClaimer: Why must I have to put up with this?! x_x Everyone knows I don't own anything!! Heck, even the IDEA for this isn't mine!! ::rambles::
A/N: Whoo... o_O Time flew. My computer crashed so I couldn't put up the chapters!! Well, thanks for waiting!! Here's the long-awaited Episode 5!! ::cheers::
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Previously, on our previous episode:
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Lie: ::raises sword:: I love you, Anni. Bwahaha! ::thrusts sword into Anni's chest::
Anni: AHHHHH!!! ::spirit flows like wind into dead girl's body::
Anni (the reincarnated one): Ugh...help--::growls:: ::groans:: Anna...hhheeeeeellllpp.... ::staggers up::
Anna: Anni! Control your your canniballistic hunger! Control it!
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And now on with Episode 5!
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~This episode of Tartar Sauce is dedicated to one of my best friends, Mina. And furthermore, Tidus is NOT dead; he was (stabbed) unconcious; Rikku will come back; I never heard of anyone dying from a cannon blast *cough*; however, I don't know how my future will turn out, heehee~
(A/N: That was a little something that the original author (Anni) put in. And that little thing about Tidus and Rikku? We have some friends at our school who go by those names and so Anni was just reassuring them that their characters would be back. And also, I'm not sure if this got cleared up yet, but in the previous episodes, everytime I mentioned Riku I mean the FEMALE Rikku. Not the Kingdom Hearts one. It's just that when these episodes were written, the KH Riku had yet to appear. -_-;; Anyways, from now on, the names will be correct...I hope. @_@)
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...Okay. NOW on with Episode 5!! ^_^;;
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Anni: ::eyes turn red:: ::mouth foams:: I g-g-got rabbies!
Anna: That's ok, Anni, just stay calm! Please, stay calm!
(A/N: Now WHY, for ANY reason would I say "that's okay"?! -_-;;)
Lie: ::glares at Anna:: Oh, it's you! ::draws out Shahal::
Anna: ::eyes widen:: No!!!!
Lie: ::about to stab Anna::
Anni: NOOOO!! ANNA, I'LL SAVE YOU!! ::runs into Lie and bites off piece of skin:: ::nose grows long - nails grow curved - turns into (salt water) crocodile::
Lie: A crocodile?! But-but- ow, that'll leave mark.
Anna: Thank you, Anni!
AnniCroc: Your welcome, Anna. Hey, I can talk!
Anna: Never mind that, let's get outta of here!
Anni: Wait! What about MINA?
Anna: Oh yeah, we can't forget MINA.
((Both go through dimly lit alley, searching for MINA's room))
(A/N: Yes, I know that Mina's name is capitolized. ^_^;; That was part of the original text and I think Anni wishes it to remain that way)
Anni: Is that it? ::points toward door::
Anna: I guess it is. ::both walk in::
Anna: You go that way, I'll go this way, ok?
Anni: OK. ::crawls left:: Hey, I think - AHH!!! *splash*
Anna: What?! What happened?!
Anni: Who's the idiot who put in this trap door?
Anna: Are you ok?
Anni: Yeah, I'm fine. It's kind of crowded down here though.
((Door opens))
Lie: Ah-hah! ::runs foward:: I Found - ahhhh!!! ::falls into pit::
Anni: Hihi Lie! *crunch*
(A/N: Haha...bye bye Lie!)
Anna: Well,that took care of him.
Anni: OKay, so how do I get out now?
Anna: I don't know, stay here, I'll go find Mina and we'll figure - ::gasps::
Tidus: ::standing in doorway:: ::heaving:: I bet you think that you saw the last of me...right... Anna?
Anna: Um....yes?
Tidus: Well, I'm not dead. And ::holds up sword:: you, like all those other retarded actors, ALWAYS LEAVE THE FREAKING WEAPON BEHIND!
(A/N: How that helped keep him alive...I don't know -_-;;)
Anna: Well, yes, I guess, but -
Tidus: And you are the only one left, right? I mean, Anni was killed and reincarnated, if you could call it that. Mina's in the bedroom down the hall, where she is being interrogated by Kiros and Laguna. And you, well, you aren't going to leave this room alive.
Anna: ::gulps:: Well, this stinks.
Tidus: Don't worry, I wouldn't kill you. I mean, You're nice. You always used to help me in P.E. when I never got my footing right. Remember?
(A/N: To clear that up, one of my friends in P.E. class is also known as Tidus, and that is what Anni is referring to. Only, he helped me more than I helped him...)
Anna: Oh yeah, I remember!
Tidus: Yeah, so, I wouldn't kill you. But Anni, oh ::shudders:: that girl was not so nice. She made me die in her script in seventh grade, remember?
Anni: Hey, I heard that!
Tidus: What was that?
Anna: ::shuffles feet:: Oh that was me..
Anni: No, it was Dumbo.
Tidus: What the heck is going on here?
Anna: Hehee, nothing, Tidus, absolutely nothing!
Anni: *coughyeahrightcough*
Tidus: OK, I'm not stupid.
Anni: Really? We weren't sure...
Tidus: ::rushes up to Anna with blade:: OK, who else is in here?!
Anna: No one!
Anni: My ass!
Tidus: Who?!
Anna: Ok ok, um...Anni is in here.
Tidus: WHAT?! She's supposed to be dead!
Anna: Yeah, and so are you. ::shoves Tidus into pit that Anni is trapped in::
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A/N: Hehe...poor Tidus. He put his trust into me...which led to his downfall. ^_^ Oh well.
Hmm...will Tidus live to see the next day? Will Anni and I(Anna) be able to get to Mina before it's too late? Will Anni go back to normal?? Was she even normal to start with?! ^_^;; Find out next time in: Tartar Sauce, Episode 6!!!
Episode 6 should be coming soon! Tune in to Channel 1200 to see what happens!!
Don't forget to R and R!! ^_~
A/N: Whoo... o_O Time flew. My computer crashed so I couldn't put up the chapters!! Well, thanks for waiting!! Here's the long-awaited Episode 5!! ::cheers::
======================================================
Previously, on our previous episode:
======================================================
Lie: ::raises sword:: I love you, Anni. Bwahaha! ::thrusts sword into Anni's chest::
Anni: AHHHHH!!! ::spirit flows like wind into dead girl's body::
Anni (the reincarnated one): Ugh...help--::growls:: ::groans:: Anna...hhheeeeeellllpp.... ::staggers up::
Anna: Anni! Control your your canniballistic hunger! Control it!
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And now on with Episode 5!
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~This episode of Tartar Sauce is dedicated to one of my best friends, Mina. And furthermore, Tidus is NOT dead; he was (stabbed) unconcious; Rikku will come back; I never heard of anyone dying from a cannon blast *cough*; however, I don't know how my future will turn out, heehee~
(A/N: That was a little something that the original author (Anni) put in. And that little thing about Tidus and Rikku? We have some friends at our school who go by those names and so Anni was just reassuring them that their characters would be back. And also, I'm not sure if this got cleared up yet, but in the previous episodes, everytime I mentioned Riku I mean the FEMALE Rikku. Not the Kingdom Hearts one. It's just that when these episodes were written, the KH Riku had yet to appear. -_-;; Anyways, from now on, the names will be correct...I hope. @_@)
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...Okay. NOW on with Episode 5!! ^_^;;
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Anni: ::eyes turn red:: ::mouth foams:: I g-g-got rabbies!
Anna: That's ok, Anni, just stay calm! Please, stay calm!
(A/N: Now WHY, for ANY reason would I say "that's okay"?! -_-;;)
Lie: ::glares at Anna:: Oh, it's you! ::draws out Shahal::
Anna: ::eyes widen:: No!!!!
Lie: ::about to stab Anna::
Anni: NOOOO!! ANNA, I'LL SAVE YOU!! ::runs into Lie and bites off piece of skin:: ::nose grows long - nails grow curved - turns into (salt water) crocodile::
Lie: A crocodile?! But-but- ow, that'll leave mark.
Anna: Thank you, Anni!
AnniCroc: Your welcome, Anna. Hey, I can talk!
Anna: Never mind that, let's get outta of here!
Anni: Wait! What about MINA?
Anna: Oh yeah, we can't forget MINA.
((Both go through dimly lit alley, searching for MINA's room))
(A/N: Yes, I know that Mina's name is capitolized. ^_^;; That was part of the original text and I think Anni wishes it to remain that way)
Anni: Is that it? ::points toward door::
Anna: I guess it is. ::both walk in::
Anna: You go that way, I'll go this way, ok?
Anni: OK. ::crawls left:: Hey, I think - AHH!!! *splash*
Anna: What?! What happened?!
Anni: Who's the idiot who put in this trap door?
Anna: Are you ok?
Anni: Yeah, I'm fine. It's kind of crowded down here though.
((Door opens))
Lie: Ah-hah! ::runs foward:: I Found - ahhhh!!! ::falls into pit::
Anni: Hihi Lie! *crunch*
(A/N: Haha...bye bye Lie!)
Anna: Well,that took care of him.
Anni: OKay, so how do I get out now?
Anna: I don't know, stay here, I'll go find Mina and we'll figure - ::gasps::
Tidus: ::standing in doorway:: ::heaving:: I bet you think that you saw the last of me...right... Anna?
Anna: Um....yes?
Tidus: Well, I'm not dead. And ::holds up sword:: you, like all those other retarded actors, ALWAYS LEAVE THE FREAKING WEAPON BEHIND!
(A/N: How that helped keep him alive...I don't know -_-;;)
Anna: Well, yes, I guess, but -
Tidus: And you are the only one left, right? I mean, Anni was killed and reincarnated, if you could call it that. Mina's in the bedroom down the hall, where she is being interrogated by Kiros and Laguna. And you, well, you aren't going to leave this room alive.
Anna: ::gulps:: Well, this stinks.
Tidus: Don't worry, I wouldn't kill you. I mean, You're nice. You always used to help me in P.E. when I never got my footing right. Remember?
(A/N: To clear that up, one of my friends in P.E. class is also known as Tidus, and that is what Anni is referring to. Only, he helped me more than I helped him...)
Anna: Oh yeah, I remember!
Tidus: Yeah, so, I wouldn't kill you. But Anni, oh ::shudders:: that girl was not so nice. She made me die in her script in seventh grade, remember?
Anni: Hey, I heard that!
Tidus: What was that?
Anna: ::shuffles feet:: Oh that was me..
Anni: No, it was Dumbo.
Tidus: What the heck is going on here?
Anna: Hehee, nothing, Tidus, absolutely nothing!
Anni: *coughyeahrightcough*
Tidus: OK, I'm not stupid.
Anni: Really? We weren't sure...
Tidus: ::rushes up to Anna with blade:: OK, who else is in here?!
Anna: No one!
Anni: My ass!
Tidus: Who?!
Anna: Ok ok, um...Anni is in here.
Tidus: WHAT?! She's supposed to be dead!
Anna: Yeah, and so are you. ::shoves Tidus into pit that Anni is trapped in::
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A/N: Hehe...poor Tidus. He put his trust into me...which led to his downfall. ^_^ Oh well.
Hmm...will Tidus live to see the next day? Will Anni and I(Anna) be able to get to Mina before it's too late? Will Anni go back to normal?? Was she even normal to start with?! ^_^;; Find out next time in: Tartar Sauce, Episode 6!!!
Episode 6 should be coming soon! Tune in to Channel 1200 to see what happens!!
Don't forget to R and R!! ^_~
