DisClaimer: I OWN THE WHOLE WIDE UNIVERSE!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! ::glows in her power::
*RIIIIIIIIIIIING* (alarm clock)
Anna: ::wakes up:: Ah darn...it was just a dream... ;_; I still own nothing...
A/N: Here's the lovely Episode 6 of Tartar Sauce! =D Have you been waiting long?? Well wait no more!! Here it is!!
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Previously on our previous episode:
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Tidus: ::rushes up to Anna with blade:: OK, who else is in here?!
Anna: No one!
Anni: My ass!
Tidus: Who?!
Anna: Ok ok, um...Anni is in here.
Tidus: WHAT?! She's supposed to be dead!
Anna: Yeah, and so are you. ::shoves Tidus into pit that Anni is trapped in::
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And now on with Episode 6!
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Tidus: Ahh! ::grabs Anna's shirt::
(A/N: AHH!! The pervert!! ::slaps him::
Tidus: Hey!! That hurt! What was that for?!
Anna: You know what you did... ::mumbles::)
Anna: Ahh! Let go!
Anni: ::turns back into human:: Hey, I can get out!
--A Few Seconds Later--
Anni: I'm almost out! ::reaches top:: ::puts hands over edges::
Tidus: ::loses grip on Anna's shirt and falls onto Anni causing them to both fall back to bottom::
Anna: Ah! Anni!
Anni: Ow, my head...
Tidus: Ahhh!! it's you! ::reaches over and tries to strangle Anni::
Anni: Hey, let go! Why do you want to kill me anyways?
Tidus: ::thinks:: I really don't know.
(A/N: Wowie! He's thinking!! Let's give him a hand for finally mastering such an act!! ::gets stampeded by Tidus lovers:: x_x)
Anni: Well, then can we all just get along?
Tidus: OK. Let's shake on it.
Anni: ::reaches and takes Tidus's hand - Tidus takes her hand and twists very hard:: *CRACK*
Anni: OWWW!!! MY FREAKING HAND!!
Tidus: Just to make sure you don't double-cross me, ok?
Anni: Yeah, whatever...ow!
Tidus: We're ready to come out now!
(A/N: And announcing that helps get you out how?)
Anna: Ok, how can I get you out?
Rikku: ::pops up from somewhere:: I can save you! ::leaps into hole::
Tidus: ::whispers to Anni:: Let's just take the elevator. ::points::
Anni: ::nods:: ::both go in elevator and and go up::
Rikku: ::sings heroic theme song:: Rikku is here to save the day! Hey? Where did everyone go?
((Anna Anni and Tidus walk calmly out of room))
Riku: ::in distance:: You can't just leave me down here!
(A/N: Watch us)
Anna: Ooo, Anni what happened to your arm?
Anni: Oh nothing, 'cept that a certain *coughTiduscough* kind of broke it.
Anna: ::glares at Tidus::
Tidus: Hey, I'm sorry, but she could turn on you any time! Remember, she's a zombie.
Anni: ::hangs head::
Anna: So, where did you say they are holding Mina?
Tidus: ::points to room:: Right there. If we play our cards right, we should be able to get her out in one piece.
Anni: Who the heck is ::wipes mouth:: guarding her?
Tidus: ::grins:: Kiros and Laguna.
Anna: Not them!
Anni: Oh my gosh! I love them! I do I do!
Anna: Yes! They are so cute! ::both faint and sigh::
(A/N: Someone shoot me now! _ I don't find them cute anymore... x_x)
Tidus: ::slaps both:: Ok ok, wake up.
Anna: Sorry, it's just that...hey, look!
Anni: ::gasps:: Oh my gosh, that's a person!
Anni: ::rushes over:: Anna, Tidus, come here! Look!
Tidus: That's Faris!
Anna: You know her?
Tidus: Yeah, she was really nice in seventh grade.
Anna: Oh.
Anni: Ahh, she's been gagged! ::takes off gag::
Faris: Oooo, thank you, friend...Hey, I know you! You're Anni from Tartar Sauce!
Anni: Obviously you're ok.
Anna: Who's that? ::points to guy::
Faris: Oh, that's just my fellow agent.
Agent: ::rolls onto ground over to group:: 'Ello, all. Name's Bond, James Bond.
Anni: Ooook...
Tidus: Hey James, how the heck are ya?
James: Well, I'm ok, good fellow.
Faris: ::stands up:: Ok, roll call! Anni!
Anni: Here!
Faris: Anna!
Anna: Here!
Faris: Tidus!
Tidus: Here!
Faris: James!
James: Here!
(A/N: Now someone (particularly Anni) please tell me how on Earth she knew my name if we only just met about a few seconds ago and I never mentioned it?!)
Faris: OK, well, I guess that everyone's here...
Anni: Wait, we forgot Mina!
James: Oh yes, a mission!
Tidus: OK, we'll have to bust in the room - 5 vs. 2? Haha, I'm laughing.
Anni: I'm sittin this fight out. No way I'm gonna beat up ::sighs dreamily:: Kiros!
Tidus: ::sighs:: OK, fine. Your arm's screwed up, anyway.
Anni: Because someone doesn't trust me!
Tidus: You never know!
Faris: Both of you shut up! OK, Anni and I stay here, the rest go kick some bootie.
Anna: OK, let's do it!
Patrick: ::pops up in alley:: Whoever's the owner of the white Sudan, you left your lights on. ::disappears::
(A/N: Oh shit!! ::rushes outside to parking lot:: Hang on Precious!! Mommy's coming to save your energy!!!)
Anni: ::winks:: Tidus, you may want to borrow these. ::hands Tidus nunchakus::
Tidus: ::speechless becuase they do not look like forks and by the way where did he find the fork nunchakus?::
(A/N: The other day, Anni and Tidus were arguing about what Selphie's nunchaku looked like. -_-;; Anni decided to put it in)
Bond: Let's go!
((Bond, Tidus, Anna charge into room))
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A/N: I hope you managed to understand most of that! ^_^;; If there are any questions, please e-mail me at litoblueanjel@yahoo.com and in the Subject, please put "Questions about Tartar Sauce" so that I know it isn't spam. -_-;; I'll try and clear it up for you with Anni either in the next post or through a reply! ^_^
Will James Bond, Tidus and I(Anna) be able to save Mina? (I hope so or I will be in SO much trouble... -_-;;) What will become of Anni and Faris while they wait for us? Will Laguna and Kiros really die (much to Anni's protest?) Find out in the next episode!!
Tune in soon to Channel 1200 to catch what happens next on: TARTAR SAUCE!!
R and R!!! ^_^
*RIIIIIIIIIIIING* (alarm clock)
Anna: ::wakes up:: Ah darn...it was just a dream... ;_; I still own nothing...
A/N: Here's the lovely Episode 6 of Tartar Sauce! =D Have you been waiting long?? Well wait no more!! Here it is!!
======================================================
Previously on our previous episode:
======================================================
Tidus: ::rushes up to Anna with blade:: OK, who else is in here?!
Anna: No one!
Anni: My ass!
Tidus: Who?!
Anna: Ok ok, um...Anni is in here.
Tidus: WHAT?! She's supposed to be dead!
Anna: Yeah, and so are you. ::shoves Tidus into pit that Anni is trapped in::
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And now on with Episode 6!
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Tidus: Ahh! ::grabs Anna's shirt::
(A/N: AHH!! The pervert!! ::slaps him::
Tidus: Hey!! That hurt! What was that for?!
Anna: You know what you did... ::mumbles::)
Anna: Ahh! Let go!
Anni: ::turns back into human:: Hey, I can get out!
--A Few Seconds Later--
Anni: I'm almost out! ::reaches top:: ::puts hands over edges::
Tidus: ::loses grip on Anna's shirt and falls onto Anni causing them to both fall back to bottom::
Anna: Ah! Anni!
Anni: Ow, my head...
Tidus: Ahhh!! it's you! ::reaches over and tries to strangle Anni::
Anni: Hey, let go! Why do you want to kill me anyways?
Tidus: ::thinks:: I really don't know.
(A/N: Wowie! He's thinking!! Let's give him a hand for finally mastering such an act!! ::gets stampeded by Tidus lovers:: x_x)
Anni: Well, then can we all just get along?
Tidus: OK. Let's shake on it.
Anni: ::reaches and takes Tidus's hand - Tidus takes her hand and twists very hard:: *CRACK*
Anni: OWWW!!! MY FREAKING HAND!!
Tidus: Just to make sure you don't double-cross me, ok?
Anni: Yeah, whatever...ow!
Tidus: We're ready to come out now!
(A/N: And announcing that helps get you out how?)
Anna: Ok, how can I get you out?
Rikku: ::pops up from somewhere:: I can save you! ::leaps into hole::
Tidus: ::whispers to Anni:: Let's just take the elevator. ::points::
Anni: ::nods:: ::both go in elevator and and go up::
Rikku: ::sings heroic theme song:: Rikku is here to save the day! Hey? Where did everyone go?
((Anna Anni and Tidus walk calmly out of room))
Riku: ::in distance:: You can't just leave me down here!
(A/N: Watch us)
Anna: Ooo, Anni what happened to your arm?
Anni: Oh nothing, 'cept that a certain *coughTiduscough* kind of broke it.
Anna: ::glares at Tidus::
Tidus: Hey, I'm sorry, but she could turn on you any time! Remember, she's a zombie.
Anni: ::hangs head::
Anna: So, where did you say they are holding Mina?
Tidus: ::points to room:: Right there. If we play our cards right, we should be able to get her out in one piece.
Anni: Who the heck is ::wipes mouth:: guarding her?
Tidus: ::grins:: Kiros and Laguna.
Anna: Not them!
Anni: Oh my gosh! I love them! I do I do!
Anna: Yes! They are so cute! ::both faint and sigh::
(A/N: Someone shoot me now! _ I don't find them cute anymore... x_x)
Tidus: ::slaps both:: Ok ok, wake up.
Anna: Sorry, it's just that...hey, look!
Anni: ::gasps:: Oh my gosh, that's a person!
Anni: ::rushes over:: Anna, Tidus, come here! Look!
Tidus: That's Faris!
Anna: You know her?
Tidus: Yeah, she was really nice in seventh grade.
Anna: Oh.
Anni: Ahh, she's been gagged! ::takes off gag::
Faris: Oooo, thank you, friend...Hey, I know you! You're Anni from Tartar Sauce!
Anni: Obviously you're ok.
Anna: Who's that? ::points to guy::
Faris: Oh, that's just my fellow agent.
Agent: ::rolls onto ground over to group:: 'Ello, all. Name's Bond, James Bond.
Anni: Ooook...
Tidus: Hey James, how the heck are ya?
James: Well, I'm ok, good fellow.
Faris: ::stands up:: Ok, roll call! Anni!
Anni: Here!
Faris: Anna!
Anna: Here!
Faris: Tidus!
Tidus: Here!
Faris: James!
James: Here!
(A/N: Now someone (particularly Anni) please tell me how on Earth she knew my name if we only just met about a few seconds ago and I never mentioned it?!)
Faris: OK, well, I guess that everyone's here...
Anni: Wait, we forgot Mina!
James: Oh yes, a mission!
Tidus: OK, we'll have to bust in the room - 5 vs. 2? Haha, I'm laughing.
Anni: I'm sittin this fight out. No way I'm gonna beat up ::sighs dreamily:: Kiros!
Tidus: ::sighs:: OK, fine. Your arm's screwed up, anyway.
Anni: Because someone doesn't trust me!
Tidus: You never know!
Faris: Both of you shut up! OK, Anni and I stay here, the rest go kick some bootie.
Anna: OK, let's do it!
Patrick: ::pops up in alley:: Whoever's the owner of the white Sudan, you left your lights on. ::disappears::
(A/N: Oh shit!! ::rushes outside to parking lot:: Hang on Precious!! Mommy's coming to save your energy!!!)
Anni: ::winks:: Tidus, you may want to borrow these. ::hands Tidus nunchakus::
Tidus: ::speechless becuase they do not look like forks and by the way where did he find the fork nunchakus?::
(A/N: The other day, Anni and Tidus were arguing about what Selphie's nunchaku looked like. -_-;; Anni decided to put it in)
Bond: Let's go!
((Bond, Tidus, Anna charge into room))
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A/N: I hope you managed to understand most of that! ^_^;; If there are any questions, please e-mail me at litoblueanjel@yahoo.com and in the Subject, please put "Questions about Tartar Sauce" so that I know it isn't spam. -_-;; I'll try and clear it up for you with Anni either in the next post or through a reply! ^_^
Will James Bond, Tidus and I(Anna) be able to save Mina? (I hope so or I will be in SO much trouble... -_-;;) What will become of Anni and Faris while they wait for us? Will Laguna and Kiros really die (much to Anni's protest?) Find out in the next episode!!
Tune in soon to Channel 1200 to catch what happens next on: TARTAR SAUCE!!
R and R!!! ^_^
